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I always preferred the filthy titty bars to the elegant gentleman's clubs. Pussy farts, Bullet holes, Cesarian scars, oh my...

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Y'know Domino's isn't just for pizza anymore. Tonight, for $5.99 each I got some of those Specialty Chicken – Classic Hot Buffalo and an Italian Sausage & Peppers Sandwich. Both good. https://order.dominos.com/en/

Judging by most here every strip club in America could be closed down tomorrow and we wouldn't notice until we saw strippers standing on the edge of the freeway on-ramp holding signs offering lap dances for food.

Hopefully not at the same time. Anybody seen the 1995 film Kiss Of Death? It has both Nicolas Cage and David Caruso in it. Anything that sounds that bad you know just has to be good.

Re: WWE Divas I think the Diva that would be best going into pornography would be Rosa Mendes, a dirty birdie Latina with a Butterface. If she sucks off Michael Hayes she won't say no to anyone. He looks like Gregg Allman's grampa these days. "Bring that taco over here and make sure it's...

So you'd accept it if I ****** it to you? It might destabilize your mind enough to cure you from that bullshit. I'll be your Huckleberry or Harriet Tubman. No Mike Huckabee though.

All better now. What was I thinkin'?

Apologies in advance for the lack of brutalness as I'm almost ashamed posting such a nice song.

I just bought some weed called Satellite. Even better than the Private Reserve and DOGO as well. My head is floating like a kite on a string. "HA-HA-HA! God damn!!!"

Flo from Progressive Insurance by a longshot. How many of those commercials has she done? Seems like a new one comes out every few weeks. I always thought she should be cast as an insane killer in Criminal Minds. She has great facial expressions and that pale skin would look just wonderful with...

Nicolas Cage is the best of all-time of worst actors and he will defend his title yet again this year. He'll always be the King of the Bees movies surpassing even Michael Caine.

I'd like to eat and play with the Skittles while I lick her up and down her whole body. I'll push some Skittles up her asshole and eat them back outta her *** Dispenser. I'd then cum into a handful of Skittles and feed them to her. I also checked under her skirt. No worries.

Those 2 ladies make my wiener smile from nut to nut.

I like the sour green ones also.

I hope you're not overly dilated. Can't have any loose ends.

I noticed that too. What a sexist he is. Savannah Guthrie must be grateful he lives a fart south of the North Pole.

Texas dirt and groovy as fuck...

ZZ Top was way better before MTV. Check out the Double Down DVD for the amazing 1980 Rockapalast show.

Guess he got some work furlough.

That's a good deal especially since you can get as many as you like. Get out the flatbed and truck them heifers in fer supper too. Hopefully it goes straight to their udders. Here's one for the Texas...

Good luck in your future endeavors.

I think in 2015 if you can get a good dinner for under ten bucks that's a good deal. Was definitely a good dinner.

Yeah. Sure...

I've seen the commercial and it looks good. I think I'll try it. Thanks for the recommendation.

I downloaded a ton of games on my Vita then got a case and a nice grip for it. I only have 14GB left on my 64GB memory card. Butterfox Double Compartment Carry Case For PS Vita and PS Vita Slim (PSV 2000) CTA Digital PS Vita Hand Grip

Greta is pretty soulless and I think could be flipped for a buck too. I don't know if you watch Fox News much but they have these 2 Democrat jobbers named Doug Schoen and Pat Caddell. Whoever hosts their segments always pretends to be shocked when they go against the Dems on an issue. More...

That's a great value. I had that for dinner tonight.

Crackwhores are like cockroaches; they're everywhere looking for crumbs in the dark but scurry away when they see light.

My cheapskate self sure wouldn't want to be caught with all the old and ugly whores I've made sweet love to. I was dumb enough to have lunch with Lemon Drop once. She's a nice lady but ignorantly inappropriate with her attire while outside of her hooker cage. I saw the looks on the innocent...