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Bob Dole endeared himself to me when he came on SNL while Norm was imitating him. Norm was hilarious one time doing Bob Dole on MTV's The Real World also.

You saying Evander'd rather be on the Dole? "This Saturday Night at The Omni I'm taking Evander behind the woodshed and get funky like a monkey as he's gonna deal with The Dealer live and in living color in the flesh, baby!"

I like nurturing supportive ladies better than career climbers. I want a lady's career to be climbing on my dong. I went out with this Chinese gal who stretched out the word career to 5, 6 syllables on a good day. "My ca-ree-ee-ee-eer..."

Too lazy to copy & paste so click & read. Hopefully Evander doesn't become confused and think it's a real fight. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/boxing/evander-holyfield-to-fight-politician-mitt-romney-in-charity-boxing-match-010437992-boxing.html "Yep, ah needs the money. A job is a job even...

I took mine to Outback Steakhouse the other night then inserted my wiener inside of her behind closed doors. No cameras were running but I'm sure her *** was listening through the wall again.

Good one. Great legs on her. To me pussy isn't Republican or Democrat. It's either wet or dry.

Your ex is still hovering, huh? I remember you mentioning that. As an old Catholic School boy I've always had a thing for Latinas. I actually got into Asian women looking for Latinas at massage parlors but they were all Asians at the places here. I got the Yellow Fever at 16 administered by a...

Thanks dude. Seems like a wait and see as far as reports I've seen here. I heard the people were irritated about the cost of living. Wonder what one of those Hillbilly shacks in settlement country go for.

You get a "Ditto!" and a "Harrumph!" for that, sir. I had no idea it was a Best News Cooze thread. Shannon Bream dazzles, doesn't she? There isn't a story chocked full of enough tragedy to even tilt her tiara. "The ********* bodies of 4 ******** were found in the bathroom of an Indiana...

Hey Johan, if that ends up being the case then what? What does the new government look like? Buncha backroom deals, I assume.

Perfect time to ask. How's things going with that gal you met you watched Super Bowl with?

Hassan Nasrallah must really be grinning like Jerry Garcia today. http://www.newsweek.com/iran-and-hezbollah-omitted-us-******-threat-list-amid-nuclear-talks-314073 "Ridin' that train high on *******..."

Can I sneak a weather lady in this thread if she's this hot?

I saw Chuck Norris endorsing Netanyahu. He shoulda included the Delta ***** trailer and maybe a clip to really convince voters. Dude that does the Hyundai commercials hates Jews like nobody's business. Damn you bail bondsman from Jackie Brown! "Coming soon to theater near you!"

Joe Lynn Turner in 2014. How does he keep his hair so silky? Rated X is some decent Pop Rock but wouldn't fare too well on a rating system of 1-5 testicles.

Joe Lynn Turner from 2007. Rainbow-ish. Pretty good.

If Santa Claus were a broad I'd crawl up her chimney.

Israel's election - LIVE REPORT http://news.yahoo.com/israels-election-live-report-154641834.html

Judas Priest - Defenders Of The Faith (Special 30th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) http://www.amazon.com/Defenders-Faith-Anniversary-Edition-Remastered/dp/B00QH21JZK

Santa doesn't exist any more than Satan does.

Me too. RIP Mean Gene. How'd he outlive Rerun? I saw Rerun get his joint chopped off in the 1986 film Vice Squad.

John Beard, of course. "The Anchormen... I mean Anchorman! Those fuckers ripped me off!"

I received my first Jennifer Jason Leigh boner while watching Single White Female.

Happy St Patrick's Day! If I'm not wearing any green I'll certainly be smoking it.

Great bonus track on the Sin After Sin album...

Back on topic...

I thought Santa Claus was from up north of you. Either he's White or the North Pole has way to lenient of an immigration policy. Another thing; Santa Claus shows up on time, doesn't he?

And I thought PI Day was Philippine Island Day with loads of cuties running around being all friendly and generous with their vaginas. I'd be a nerd, geek, or dork for that.

Good one there, Animus.:clap:

I wonder if this is a first time a Walmart restroom has been closed indefinitely. http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/meth-lab-discovered-wal-mart-restroom-indiana-29638202 "This new brown ice is definitely the ****!"

Saw this album mentioned in another thread and thought I'd post it here. Probot