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I was imagining how disgusting Guy Fieri's Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese commercial would be. "So good now's the time to get you some straight from my flavor savor!"

My postman zaps a package as delivered at 9:45AM but, when(or if) it gets delivered, I don't have it in my hands until 2:30PM.

She's right. We can't afford to be seen with her. Embarrassing.

Appreciate the good fellas from France and Finland for your comments. Thank you.

Why and how have we been so tricked and manipulated in America to also be in favor of this? http://news.yahoo.com/thousands-israeli-arab-homes-threatened-demolition-203434489.html

Ain't got one. Which candidate am I the favorite of? Too bad we can't pick 'em like plucking bottles off a post splitting their wigs when they try to divide and conquer us.

Don't run in the house with scissors but scissoring anywhere in the house is perfectly acceptable and covered under most home owner's insurance policies.

Yep. Pretty much just for the camera. Fake lesbians. Meet Master Thespian.

A failed attempt at getting your groove on can be a successful redo at browning my meat then letting out a big ole fart after I pull out.

Hardcore Republican? You know me better than that. I got a bit of money so I may be more conservative in that area but I could give two shits how people live their lives as long as it doesn't harm me or cost me. The GOP Friends Of Israel seem like servant shoe waxers to me also. I don't think I...

She likes us. She really, really likes us... Think she threw back a few Vodkas with John McCain before heading over here. SO NATURAL AND ORGANIC

You made her sound like a pair of hot buttered biscuits from Pillsbury. Well played, sir. Roll her in flour good then fuck her in the ass somethin' awful!

She's at least a buck sixty so I imagine that sweetens the deal too.

Ha! Ha! I just Googled freaknik and found the Wikipedia page. That blonde hair with that ample lily White ass must get a lotta attention there.

And when you can pick them up in a box of 148 you know you're home.

Yeah, trust. I imagine a gal has to trust a fella shoving his angry hardened *****-red cock through her exit door taking his word that he won't give her the pink sock. Also, don't forget about the ***** as lubrication is always important when doing the buttsex. If you have any Crisco laying...

I'd like to be the type of fella that doesn't like to say "I told 'ya so" but I ain't. I told 'ya so... I'm actually cooking tonight. Making some pork cutlets with only garlic salt and cracked black pepper on them tossed in plain bread crumbs then fried in grease. Got some KC Masterpiece BBQ...

Heck yeah and a bag o'chips for Blondage! I'd like to bend that airhead over and stick my wiener in her spokeshole right between those chubby buttcheeks. Keeping a man's balls light and floaty is always good diplomacy...

Any pics of her in extremely sheer micro-butt shorts(as sheer as possible, white or yellow in color, with at least 75% of the buttcheeks exposed) and flip-flops(stacked high heels are acceptable too)?

I'm actually baiting Bob with this thread hoping for outrage. Vel Vel, huh? First time for that one. I ain't picky. Call me any name you like but just don't call me late for dinner.

The shameless less than subtle hustling it what keeps me out of those places. The attitudes of some strippers are repulsive. What's worse is when I get the girls who want to sit next to me defending their stripping explaining their ****** history and **** they popped out hardly before my eyes...

I don't know but I've corrupted the one I'm with now.

Is the Hawaii lady hairless? I like that. Very pleasant face on the broad too.

It was very tender and flavorful. Funny thing is that place is on Santa Monica Bl right by me but I'm usually flying by over 40MPH trying to make the light at Sepulveda. I included that with my apology after telling the China Man why I lived close-by for so long but never ate there. They have...

Check it out. New Faith No More.

Recently I found a good Chinese restaurant in my neighborhood too. Like the Hot 'n' Sour Soup, the Chinese Spare Ribs, and the entrees were all good also. They did a Sautéed Filet Mignon in Black Pepper Sauce(Chunks of tender juicy filet mignon sautéed in black pepper sauce, served with steamed...

Only $8.99 at Ralph's/Kroeger's too. Put it in a skillet for 10 minutes stirring occasionally and it's done. Frozen PF Chang's is better than fresh Panda Express.

Just kidding. I wouldn't buy it if it did come in corned beef. The regular beef ones are the best on the market and you can get a box of 148.

He definitely has his fixations and certain things titillate him more than others. Racial division can be some of the most enticing ball-draining porno to some. I guess it's better than his neighbors smearing *** all over their face for kicks.

Senator Ted Cruz as Will Forte as Senator Tim Calhoun Weekend Update: Sen. Tim Calhoun on Why You Should Vote for Him

If you called him a monkey would that make you an anti-semite?

In all fairness, Johan, it appears you take the same side in life and death struggles between Whites and Blacks in America when Blacks are ****** also making gross and inflammatory assumptions with no knowledge or experience to do so. I feel it would've been much less likely for you to start...

IF A WHITE PERSON ***** THEM

Had to update the mighty, mighty Chipotle thread. Hillary is really getting out there obviously more comfortable and natural around normal folks not wearing the luchador mask in front of potential voters anymore...

Hillary Clinton is a relatable woman who enjoys eating at Chipotle like normal everyday American people.

I don't even wait for him to answer as I interrupt bragging about the ice cold Belgian Lager I was enjoying also mentioning the juicy rib eye steak on my plate knowing he's gnawing on a piece of roadkill.

On the internet world wide webs, I know a guy who lives in Kentucky who has to drive 70 miles to the nearest KFC. I also like to try to guess what color the water is in the glass he's ********.

"Christ on a Cracker! I can't believe I forgot about Little Caesar's Bacon Wrapped Pizza!"

That is the most depressing distressing news I've heard all day. How does one function without having a Ralph's/Kroeger's in their community? Their prices are so good, their selection is so great, and the service is neighborhood friendly. At Ralph's three strikes and you're out or you're back on...

BTW, the $5.99 ends today so grab your slippers, put on a robe, and get your ass over to Ralph's/Kroeger's so you can fill the cart up with them sumbitches. It has the Chili's big, bold flavor but you probably knew that already. I made it in the skillet because the box said it was gooder that...

Thanks for the recommendations. I have a few games from the list(Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed, Hot Shots Golf, and the Metal Gear HD Collection).

Vanessa Del Rio getting gangbanged but wearing all the fellas out in Devil In Miss Jones Part II. God I wish Vanessa would make a comeback in the porno.