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The entertainment industry or someone at one time had the shameless gall to try to mind-meld us into believing Sandra Bernhard was attractive. She looks horrible here with Ditka.

When was this word "fancied up"? Are homicidal maniacs nothing but a buncha humanphobes now? I just realized as a Dodger fan I was afraid of the Yankees instead of having unrelenting hatred for them. Also afraid of stepping in doggie ***-*** when I thought I was only pissed off as I picked it...

I assume this is the final phase of the conscious uncoupling. https://*********.yahoo.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow-files-divorce-singer-chris-martin-174342414.html?bcmt=comments-postbox

NES Punch-Out on my Nintendo 3DS XL. Still really love that game and now I can play in the toilet.

Who would win between Mecha-Streisand and Mecha-Jessica-Parker? Wonder who's got the reach in beak?

That's certainly better. When she smiles does her nose and chin touch?

The world would be a better place without Mean-Meanies too. Not too cray-cray about Frown-Frownies either. There outta be a law.

Hey dude, I'm a regular US citizen. Educate me why I should like Nancy Pelosi? What about a pathological liar should I find admirable or virtuous? Not a fan of Boehner either and wonder how all that ****** with those tears doesn't smear the tan cream.

Watching him and Mitt Romney on Hannity right now promoting the "big fight". As a pro wrestling fan I'm outraged at how fake it is. Evander is no Don King either and Mitt is sitting there like Thurston Howell III completely unconcerned about receiving any damage. I guess it's still less...

You didn't think they really disliked each other, did 'ya?

I have 16 guns and also hope I never have to use them other than to have fun shooting at targets. I used to carry at some security jobs. Never fired a shot but pulled a *** out and brandished it to calm things down a few times. That doesn't go into the statistical pool but it was usually...

Who in the heck made the decision this wart-faced anteater was any kinda sex symbol? My theory is women try to convince men she's sexy being OK with it because she's too ugly to threaten the broads. Same deal with Susan Sarandon who might not be ugly but definitely too old fer fuckin'.

And how is he not a Scientologist? Fuckin' weird sauce like Travolta and Cruise. What's the deal with the gerbil too and why does he enjoy it so much?

Would you slurp Charlie Sheen's love custard outta her starfish? "GOT'NY ****???"

When I grew up I thought phobia only meant "fear of" like Agoraphobia and other words like that. Did it always include "hatred of"? Sorry but I wasn't an English major. I remember that gay *** in Wyoming who was ********. They described the ********* as homophobic which confused me at the time...

Was just reading about Erin Andrew's hockey player boyfriend getting arrested. One of the comments mentioned her knowledge of his habit. Now I haven't done any **** since the late-1990s but I never had any gal I was dating suspicious about any mild to moderate ******* habit I had. I guess maybe...

My watch says 3:45.

I'm 47. I like the expression "icebox" because it seems to freeze people in their tracks and they take notice. Corny and old-fashioned too. My ****** was from Texas and my ****** was from Michigan and they both used the term. Hey Ace, what kinda soda pop you like? You got a Piggly-Wiggly in...

Ha! Ha! H.E.B. I used to live in Austin, South Austin to be more specific, Bubbaville to be totally accurate. Anyway, my roommate, who I found out after a few weeks after moving in did a deuce in Huntsville, had this angry pipsqueak buddy from Vidor, Texas who was as angry as he was pipsqueaky...

A racial element sure can be exploited here. Maybe it has by now but I can't find MSNBC on the DirecTV. "Yeah, he White but if he was Black he woulda got shot."

Jagger, ever see The Serpent And The Rainbow? That is a good but forgotten Craven film. "I want to hear you scream."

That's a hard one to call. Dealing with a ******** who is also suicidal is a frightening situation especially when you can't see what his hand could be gripping in his pocket. The result was positive. I don't know if I'd recommend this as a habit for a long career though. The most important...

Assari, El Topo might not be from Hollywood but it is twisted.

Good stuff here. What an obvious shill. An Oprah doctor like Dr Phil. http://www.vox.com/2015/4/20/8455401/sony-wikileaks-dr-oz

Richard Keith played Little Ricky and, unfortunately, he's still alive. Unfortunately because I was hoping to find notice of his death to tie up the inconvenient loose end and also because I **** being wrong so I was hoping to find notice of his death. Desi Arnaz Jr was in only one episode of I...

It's not only the mouth of Lindsey Graham that is agape.

Mario Kart 8 on Nintendo Wii U

Thanks. I see Burger King defected and done signed up with the Yakuza. "ねえ"

He's more chubby than slight also. I knew his wife was pregnant when he started showing. Every time he rears back and laughs I'm ****** to look at his belly-button.

Never **** a ******** Giant. You'da thought the Japanese woulda learned that one. "GONNA MAKE IT A LITTLE LESS NIPPY AROUND HERE! HA! HA! HA!"

Guess she didn't learn how to brown the meat to his satisfaction. The bony-assed broad looks like she never even got a sammich from him. https://*********.yahoo.com/news/bobby-flay-responds-claims-cheated-wife-stephanie-march-160500407-us-weekly.html?bcmt=comments-postbox "I set you up! Ha...

No. He's actually fairly tall.

On Diff'rent Strokes most people are dead but everyone is dead from I Love Lucy. BOOM!

This character is such a bad Muslim I think he might be a Jew.

I have no problems with Arabs. It's my neighbors who don't tolerate them. "London was great except for all the Arabs, buddy! Alwayssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!"

Tolerant or too hazy/lazy to care but narrowed down to those 2. If I were made The Pope I would have people shrug their shoulders instead of fold their hands. The only color I care about is green. What I don't tolerate are seeds and stems.

Trying to start or encourage one. Hoping for much success so I can be ladies man. My black T-Shirt looks like someone poured Quaker Oats all over it. Maybe scratch my face and make another bowl.

This just happened to me. Really focusing on the topic I would say the number one best bestest thing is that you do have food. I guess that was obvious. For me, what is or was key is/was that I don't need to shower or brush my teeth and I can let the beard dandruff pile on my black T-Shirt not...

I wish to belong to a religion with the belief system liking all things that are good. If they demanded greatness that might be too extreme a position for me. I'm willing to be a bit of a Cafeteria Goodie but I'll tolerate others OK with mediocrity as long as they don't try to wave their Holy...

That gif was so sexy you made John Goodman explode and John Lithgow perform a tender act of ****** annihilation. Nicely played, pretty lady.

I really **** it. I really, really do. Really... You can't get them out until the box is almost empty unless you have the initiative to remove the bag when the incident occurs. I don't have that initiative and also know if I did I'd be scooping Cheerio's Os from now to eternity pretty much...

You calling me Master from your neck of the woods is pretty good. Thanks man.

My ears hurt after 2 seconds. No more. The crappiest crapola of all crappy crap.

"OK, so I wanna get fuck in da ass ah walk around wit all dis gold on and lure dem to da alley. Dey stick dere dick in and rock my chocolate cakes real good but after I cum ah clamp down on their **** until dey say Uncle so dey don't steal mah gold. UUUUUUURGH!!!"

Baby steps but at least in the right direction. At least no one defended the homes of innocent people getting smashed. If some Mexican came in my neighborhood waving his Aztec Holy Book demanding me to leave my property I'd also want to scruff him by the neck and remove his head. Definition of...

Besides being part porpoise and part pothead. Also the second worst host of SNL ever.