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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What Are The Best Things When You Look In The Icebox And Realize You Don't Need To Go To The Store?

    What's her name and why did you start eating her before fucking her?
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    God Bless Texas

    I'm exercising my First Amendment rights putting a Mr. Belvedere clip where it doesn't belong.
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    Who should I jack off to next?

    Try holding the cum in your balls thinking about this hottie.
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    Cheating or not cheating?

    Is the camp counselor a big ole cheater here?
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    Texas Military Exercise Sparks Speculation of Martial Law

    If they're gathering intelligence what the heck are they doing in the Texas? Ain't gonna find much.
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    Black Dude From Walking Dead Takes A **** All Over Himself On The Subway

    He really embarrassed himself. Coded language. An expression I've used for years. I like saying the word "icebox" too.
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    Black Dude From Walking Dead Takes A **** All Over Himself On The Subway

    Appears he hates himself allowing himself to be seen that way. I guess Thunderbird isn't just a car to him.
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    Black Dude From Walking Dead Takes A **** All Over Himself On The Subway

    I know his face but not his name. Character actor and quite a character that night as well. On The Wire too pretty much playing the same part. Stick with brew next time, mushmouth. http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/01/walking-dead-star-the-wire-chad-coleman-new-york-subway-cutty-rant-video/...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    I was surprised this album ended up being this good. It's no British Steel, Screaming, or Defenders but a lot better than Angel Of Retribution even without KK Downing.
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? I'd eat Dennison's Chili right outta her culo.
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    Do you wanna fuck the mayor of baltimore and the state's attorney?

    She'll always have a parking spot for you. If you can't find your car just go down on her until you recognize the license plate.
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? There were so many rumors about O'Reilly, many I assume from people who don't care for him. One of them had him talking to the woman really late at night while he had something inserted in his rectum. I don't believe it but I kinda wish it were true for...
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    Do you wanna fuck the mayor of baltimore and the state's attorney?

    That ****** of the year would get the cock too except her hoo-ha is like driving a Pontiac into the Grand Canyon. She can probably launch another *** outta her box without putting the XBOX controller down.
  14. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? You're right. Bill O'Reilly is like a nun who teaches the **** vocabulary still having a hand free to beat someone. Probably as sexually frustrated as the penguins too. Hey Blue, what was the deal years ago about the sexual harassment thing-a-ma-jig with...
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? Beats me. When I smelled his fingers the only thing I could detect was Gefilte Fish. I was just screwing with you with the O'Reilly pic. You're a good guy and no more delusional than I am.
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? "Never use a worse example to defend a bad example."
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    Blacks In Israel Mimic Baltimore Protests Against Police ********* In Tel Aviv

    That's depressing. Thanks for the information though. Looks like the cape got pulled over us real good. Hopefully we can find our way out of the fog of enslavement still having a few pints of ***** left.
  18. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    I Went To Jack In The Box Twice Today

    Not only was my Meat Lovers Burrito hot and delicious but it was $3.43 instead of $3.80. I was really happy but didn't say anything thinking she cut me a break for being a regular customer or I got my occasional handsome man discount.
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    Isreal - Breaking the silence

    I feel this character trying to reach into my pocket far too often. I'm his ******* as long as I brought cash with me.
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    Isreal - Breaking the silence

    I think I'll take the day off too. I'm not sick, just a...
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    Isreal - Breaking the silence

    Good post, Rey. I see you're feeling better not referring to yourself in the third person anymore. I have taken steps, even if baby steps, toward what you suggested. If I didn't I woulda watched the same crapola and thought Israel was infallible. As far as television ads I do like to look at...
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? Aw ****! A conspiracy within a conspiracy within a conspiracy! I think I've fuckin' had it and am about to send Earth to the other side of the lawn. Until then don't ***** the water 'cuz the flouride'll make your wiener invert.
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    Alex Jones

    Re: Alex Jones: What's His Deal? I watch him on YouTube occasionally for entertainment but try to push away before I feel the urge to go door to door with an axe ******* everyone I'm not confident or comfortable turning my back on. He makes my ***** boil more than the Satan Music pumps me up...
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    You forgot creepy. "Know what ah mean, Vern?"
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    Alex Jones

    Alex Jones: What's His Deal? I can't figure out if he's insanely sounding the alarm bell or just working us for cash. He makes my head hurt usually but occasionally makes my eyebrows rise. Basically, what's his deal? I will say he woulda kicked the living **** out of that shirt-lifter Piers Morgan.
  26. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    About Good Parenting

    He might be more of an ambitious ***** ****** but you'd have to nominate him for ****** of the Year. I wouldn't doubt he has an impressive highlight reel to defend such prestigious accolades though. Make sure there's no scheduling conflict with the Black Redneck Of The Year Award Show as Adrian...
  27. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I wish they'd do more with Cody... excuse me... I mean Stardust. His insanity travels beyond the Solar System to the farthest reaches and darkest corners of the Universe.
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    Who owns the Texas area? (parody)

    I thought Texans want to be in charge of Texas and throw the occupiers out. "I did a movie where I got the AIDS but I only had to lose 7 lbs. Ain't it cool?" "We is gonna secede too! Hook 'em Horns, ah tell 'ya what!" "GOT'NY WEED?"
  29. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Isreal - Breaking the silence

    You're good with me. I'm frustrated too. I do see more Americans with courage having open and honest dialogue about Israel. Good we have the internet will many sources of information to choose from.
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    About Good Parenting

    The media bestowed her the coronation of ****** of the year. They forgot to tell us about the great career she has that she's able to support 6 **** on her own. I assume any ****** of the year pays her own bills and the media wouldn't be so irresponsible and pandering to a specific demographic...
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    Isreal - Breaking the silence

    I've said we in America need to rethink our friendship with Israel. They are a tremendous burden on us financially and cost us a lot of respect on the World stage. How have they reciprocated our friendship and given us in return for our generosity and protection? Many Americans are blind to and...
  32. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    I Went To Jack In The Box Twice Today

    Today is Monday(I checked) and that means a Meat Lovers Breakfast Burrito from Jack In The Box with 2 salsas please.
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    Blacks In Israel Mimic Baltimore Protests Against Police ********* In Tel Aviv

    I apologize for missing this part. Israel is an incredible expense to America that costs us not only money but a lot of respect on the World stage. Could you should me how Israel is such a good friend to America and how exactly they show gratitude toward our generosity and protection? How are...
  34. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    God Bless Texas

    I think the focus of disdain should be on the shooters but what were those goofy motherfuckers down there thinking? Would they like a "Best Cartoon Of Jesus Taking It Up The Ass" contest? Be interesting to test their tolerance of free speech for consistency.
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    Blacks In Israel Mimic Baltimore Protests Against Police ********* In Tel Aviv

    Were you saying I have a lot of racism toward Blacks or America does? Same with kicking Jews out of America. I admit we do have Blacks in America that cause a disproportionate amount of crime based upon their population but this is different. I'm not aware that the Ethiopians also cause a...
  36. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Carly Fiorina to announce candidacy

    Hope you feel better. Get some good Chinese Soup in you. I love that stuff so much I almost look forward to being sick and having some. I like Hot 'n' Sour or Wonton.
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    Blacks In Israel Mimic Baltimore Protests Against Police ********* In Tel Aviv

    I've read a number of articles of how Ethiopian Jews are treated like **** in Israel. We in America really need to rethink our friendship with the Israelis. At least cut off their allowance, kick them out, and tell them to get a job and support themselves.
  38. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Bridget Jenner: " I am a Republican and a Christian"

    OK. Let's now allow both the gays and Armenians to get married. I'm playing Spin the Flip nowadays myself.
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    Bridget Jenner: " I am a Republican and a Christian"

    IMO, if the Kardashians are allowed to get married then Bruce should be able to also. Maybe it should be ******* for Armenians to marry instead.
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    I Went To Jack In The Box Twice Today

    I go to the one on Santa Monica/Veteran pretty much always now. That one is my favorite. Been going there since I was a ***. The service is friendly and efficient and the food is always hot off the grill tasting great. I still get the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger and like the new Buttery Jacks...
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