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Just yes or no please. I'm interested to see if I fall in the majority or minority. I see more and more people in Los Angeles with tattoos and wanted to know if I was original and being rebellious for resisting getting one.

You have a preferred method of presenting this proof? I'll use a sliding scale of judgement to see what's appropriate for this board full of anonymous sweaty perverts. I'm eventually having some repairs done to my house even though I've been procrastinating a bit so maybe I'll accidentally leak...

Making checks out dated 2014 is better that 2016, at least. I'm really good about the year on the checks right around August.

The ultimate in alternative Avant-garde Comedy would be to ****** a man in a way that was so comical the man who is being ******** is laughing during his *********. Be a delightfully pleasant face as his head sits on his ass. "Hey, pretty good."

Anyone obsessed enough about something will gather some information. Johan searches the internet for stories to put America in a negative light far too often with way too much consistency. Sean Hannity searches for information to make the Democrats look bad. Would he be an arbiter of truth about...

Nice that they leave a coin slot to be purchased. Consider me a fan.

Tonight I will be watching the Saturday Night Live while staring fondly at top of my girl's head.

We don't have to worry about Eric Holder catching us holdin' anymore but we still have to make sure we don't get lynched over a little pot smoke. "Somethin' smell funny up in here. Who gots da chronic?"

Kinda sorta the same but different. I was having a chat with my next door neighbor who is a flagrantly and gratuitously gay Hispanic fella. As the conversation went on I thought, "How tolerant and modern thinking of me to be having a regular, normal conversation with someone that I know is this...

Very decent point, sir. I guess if we voted for that maybe we'd also choose a Southern Belle who was a former Queen of the Debutante's Ball. More embarrassment...

Dead Dimebag Darrell is dominating and well on his way to winning the purse of $10.55.

Let's hope the boy doesn't end up in the penitentiary.

That George Zimmerman sure has ambition in his cowardice. I never knew he went after Mike Brown too. I wonder if he would've been successful if Mike Brown didn't ****** Officer Wilson and forfeit his life beforehand. Neither Mike Brown nor George Zimmerman make/made a habit of avoiding trouble...

Tonight I'm watching TNA Impact Wrestling and the last part of WWE Smackdown that I missed last night after losing consciousness. Not sure if I saw The Following on Monday so I'll also see that if I haven't seen it already.

I hope everybody had a nice weekend. It'll be Friday again pretty soon and we'll have lots to look forward to.

Hey Jagger, ever see LaWanda Page(Aunt Esther) do stand-up? Talk about a heathen. That bitch is filthy... but I mean that in a good way. LaWanda Page on the YouTube

Get the full run of Sanford & ***. It's cheap. I got the full run of All In The ******, Barney Miller and Taxi too. We sure made some great sit-coms in the 1970s, didn't we...

Agreed. The victim would have no value unless he can be enlisted in his crusade of finger-wagging. His tone is more negative than sympathetic so I'm not sure he even cares about the saggy-pants fella either. False outrage can be a convenient thing to hide behind.

All roads lead to the same destination. Like the Six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon Johan can connect any tragedy or possible tragedy to his bitterness and resentment toward America within six or less moves.

Haven't begun the kitchen remodeling yet. Still procrastinating. A couple of the burners on the stove sorta work so I can make that 22 oz dinner in a bag stuff and flex my culinary chops using a skillet. I recommend the Chili's Nacho Potato With Beef & Bacon and also the PF Chang's Mongolian...

Learning to laugh at yourself and be self-deprecating is a sign of good self-esteem. Insecurity is ugly and also easy to poke fun at compounding matters making things worse. Own the words instead of allowing them to own you. "There's no ****** on a message board of pornography!"

Good one. Not racist humor but I always like Redd Foxxx's Wash Yo Ass bit.

Great live Pantera show(Live at The Basement, Dallas 12/20/88) before their Cowboys From Hell album. Give a listen and laugh at some of Phil's cheese between songs too.

Who wins?

How'd that work out for 'ya, assari?

Yeah, my ***'s probably happier rotting and descending into the soil with worms swimming through her eyes than seeing me ever again. Very perceptive there, assari. The little nurse is better at caring for than cussing out and softens her eyes at me when I raise the leash in the air. I can't say...

We already discussed that and agreed she would allow me to live a certain number of years before putting arsenic in my food. I know she could cover her tracks good. If I'm a good husband maybe she'll add some heroin in addition so I can ride out of this world on a cloud like my ****** did.

I jumble the month up but luckily remember the number thing. She's Filipina and wasn't born with an anger gene or chromosome err some **** like that. She don't get mad basically. Not sure yet if she doesn't get even though. I'll either let you know about that or not if I ain't able to.

I'm not awful but not fantastic either. I've asked people how their weekend was on a Thursday and wished someone a good weekend on a Tuesday before. I'm a landlord and always know when the 15th is though.

Uh-huh...

How's that for being cryptic? Nice job, Ace. Keep kicking their asterisk.

These Bishops are so respectful and polite they raise their hand so they can get called on to ask a question. Lotta other inquisitive minds so they might have to wait. Good that there is a man of grace, patience, and transparency that spreads himself out thin enough that he can be everyone's...

Unfortunately yes and many ended up worse than I had imagined. Imagine that. Alicia Rio gave me the dirtiest lap dance I ever had. I couldn't take my eyes of her bouncy tits and chattering teeth. Even her crabs were wielding box cutters. "GOT'NY ****?"

The man proves he's out of touch just by announcing he's running for President. Also, that secret of his isn't exactly veiled in secrecy. Even Netanyahu is creeped out how gay this Republican is for Israel.

Many Jews over here are sensitive about, you know, the Jew stuff. Johan, you have my blessing and I officially absolve you from your sin of racism. Bash away in good conscience and say 20 Hebe jokes as a penance. "What you said was very offensive, you know." "Pretty good."

That's her. Her face is boring like a homemade pie made in Korea. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Sandra Oh!"

Hope those coyotes keep the NYC barracudas in line. I'd like to see them get some rabies to go with the chlamydia.

Yeah but it sure would be edgy. I might be a Slav but I had this Jewish roommate that I took great delight in peppering with endless Jew jokes. We've known each other since we were 9 years old and he always knew I was an asshole but a harmless good-natured one.