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Vanessa Del Rio is my all-time favorite porn star.

Yet another distraction used by The Pope and The Catholic Church so they don't have to deal with their ********** scandal. I might agree that Donald Trump is not the finest example of Christianity but how Christian is it to cover for and raise money for the defense of ***** rapists? When you...

Nothing wrong with being a Satanist. BTW, if Satan did actually exist he'd be a Libertarian and definitely not some ******** heart politically correct Democrat nor a Bible Thumping Israel-firster Republican.

I've had enough Valentine's Day ladies that I've had good Valentine's Day sex and also pretty crappy Valentine's Day sex. Still remember this gal who, when she gave me head, would try to make a sexy face but it looked like she was biting into a sour lemon. Not good head at all but she thought...

Tonight some great Filipino Beef Kare Kare made for us by my ****** in law.

Poor Claudia. She was my favorite character and I was hoping she'd get her revenge on Amor burying her and Yna alive in cement. Here's a recap on the series finale. http://www.rappler.com/entertainment/news/122273-pangako-sa-yo-finale-recap-kathryn-bernardo-daniel-padilla...

Hey Will E, any updates on GFW?

Somebody told me once that they made this gal a homemade Valentine's Day Card cumming in a napkin, folding it in half, writing Happy Valentine's Day on the dry side, then putting it in a plain envelope with her name written on it. Not sure if it was true or not but sure darn funny and borderline...

This is the only pic I could find but Jeanine was wearing this black leather dress and looking hot yesterday. What caught my attention were those black wristband thingys that I was picturing tying her down with, feeding her my cock, fucking her silly, then emptying my balls in her mouth. I would...

Chart House In Marina Del Rey Caesar Salad, Prime Rib(Callahan Cut), Garlic Mashed Potatoes, Lava Cake, Bottle Of Cabernet Sauvignon

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A week with Chasey Lain would be fun and memorable.

My vote goes to Masuimi.

And now for this week's "What The Heck Did Ahmed Johnson Just Say?"

A pork chop bone that I sharpen on the sidewalk.

Also, don't tell me your name. I'm not good remembering names and what makes you so special I'll remember yours? If I'm willing to deal with you at all I'll remember your face and give you a name which reminds me of your big, dumb face.

Right. That too. I don't know what you're saying, I don't feel you, as a matter of fact I wasn't listening in the first place, Mushmouth. Go take it on the arches and stifle yourself.

Also, enough with the waving of your hands around when you talk. Would it **** you to keep your hands in your pockets? Stop flashing the Goddamn Peace Sign in every picture you appear in. Who are you now, Kevin Federline or something? Again, would it **** you to keep your hands in your pockets?

Why do people ask this question? I never know how to answer it. I really don't like being called "Chief", "Guy", or "Bro/*******" either. I'd rather not shake your hand but if you feel you must please make it a normal businessman handshake not trying to jive it up and don't even think of trying...

Titus O'Neil gets suspended for 2 months(originally 3 months) for unwanted touching toward the great Vince McMahon. http://www.foxsports.com/wwe/story/wwe-suspends-titus-oneil-for-grabbing-vince-mcmahon-021016

Yeah, Holder is on record making a number of racially charged and divisive remarks that would alienate many potential voters. Trump would be smart to use Palin for whatever she's worth in front of certain crowds then distance himself from her later. Her mouth and ego are nothing but trouble in...

Do you think Holder would be an asset to Sanders? If by "heads would literally explode" means the GOP licking their chops then I agree 100%. Holder seems a bit polarizing to me.

Hey Jagger, is that stuff any good? It always seemed like cheapo stuff best enjoyed ******** out of a paper bag under the freeway as you yell at cars driving by. A Hobo Chic alcoholic beverage.

Lent is the perfect occasion to air grievances about having to give **** up. Let the ******* and moaning continue for another 40 days. Jesus ain't around to mind or complain.

Thanks. This thread reminded me to make that ***** thread I was meaning to do but kept forgetting about. Nostrovia! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?876665-Stronger-*******-Content-****-Thread&p=9322241#post9322241

Lately I've been enjoying Arrogant Bastard Ale(7.2%) and Ruination Double IPA(8.5%). What kinda stronger beers do you like and please include the ******* content?

It's greasy enough that I could comb them down into a Rollie Fingers mustache.

Looking for some suggestions. My nose hairs are starting to look like a pair of cornfields blowing in the middle of a cyclone. Right now I'm using a pair of pliers trying to yank out 4-5 at a time without much progress being made.

I would always dread when a new Austin Powers sequel came out and people here in America would reboot their bad English accents. I also **** when people in the left turn lane refuse to get out into the intersection when the light turns green.

As usual, I watch my share of pro wrestling never missing a week of Monday Night RAW, Smackdown, or TNA Impact. I've also been watching new episodes of X-Files and the older ones shown on NetFlix, I watch old reruns of Night Gallery, am looking forward to seeing The Walking Dead with the wife on...

Goody! Hit the bricks, Sugartits! If you wanna interrupt somebody now do it in a PTA meeting.

I like movies better because you don't have to read a movie. I know some movies are made by foreigners using foreigner talk and I prefer those dubbed to remove the reading part.

There is such a massive contrast of sincerity and character between the two. Sanders is also gracious and appreciative toward his supporters and Hillary is manipulative and seems to feel entitled. Many are getting tired of being treated like heads of livestock owned by deceitful politicians who...

Start closing the bathroom door when you make number two.

Hey gang, just wanted to pass on the good news. The coughing from the watery crap running down the back of my throat is pretty much gone. Just sitting here right now enjoying an explosive diarrhea session after finishing off my Super Bowl party leftovers of pizza and fried chicken and also some...

Sarah Palin's TV Face/Real Appearance reminds me of the bait and switch bathtub lady from The Shining.

To be honest it's hard to get outraged about not winning a trophy that's basically a glorified buttplug. Getting a GED would take them further in life.

"Aw geez! Look what dis dingbat hasta resort to!"

She has a giant pale ass you can smear gobs of semen on.

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The Hispanic fellas are the palest ones up there and Trump seems to have a healthy shade of Orange. Chris Christie looks like a White Abdullah Thee Butcher. I wonder if he also carries his wallet under the flap of one of his tits too.

Don't The Blacks already have enough exclusionary award shows with the BET Awards, NAACP Image Awards, and The Golden Lawn Jockeys?

I wish I could solve it all this easy. Just look at that goopy *****!

Wrong, yes, but I hope you weren't in too much pain.

Heck no. Not me. I'll find more constructive and beneficial ways to exhibit my bravery and chivalry. Back when I rented porno tapes at the Odyssey Video I didn't sound an air horn and unfasten my raincoat when I walked into the store either. Nothing valiant any more than pius about being a...

I admit to liking to be a bit villainous at times.

I found that the film Titanic does cure insomnia though. I'd like to take this moment to encourage you all not to have a heavy heart or be too worrisome over my cough as I want you to be able to enjoy the Super Bowl tomorrow without the distraction. It's just a cough, not the Super AIDS.