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Not married, huh? What are you doing to shake the goop out of your wiener? When I was single I was doing the sex to old turkey neck prostitutes that were trying to supplement their Social Security. Sure was good even though if you saw us together you'd wonder if I was getting the 5 20s.

The cute gal from the AT&T commercials. Her name is Milana Vayntrub. She's from Uzbekistan.

Is it OK to wish a slow, agonizing death upon As Seen On TV Cathy Mitchell? Her commercials annoy me and her Midwestern accent goes through my forehead like an icepick.

Nope. Hey Will, what's your deal? Married or no? What state do you live in and approximately what's your age? Just curious. I promise I'm not a Fed.

Sure. Thank you.

I say things off the top of my head too much and my sense of humor gets me in trouble. I'm lucky I have a tolerant, easy-going wife because I imagine I could be pretty annoying for someone to share their life with. The little wifey even sits with me to watch wrestling and Horror Films. She seems...

Lucha Underground continues to be the best pro wrestling program on TV IMO. Last week we had a great ladder match with King Cuerno vs Fenix and tonight an amazing three-way featuring Mil Muertes vs Prince Puma vs Pentagon Jr.

I was going to make a poll for this but I'm typing on my telephone and couldn't figure out how to. Anyway, are you married and, if so, how's it going? I've been married for almost a year to a nice Filipina gal who works as a nurse. I am very happy and know I chose a gal I can spend the rest of...

Nope. Not me. I don't trust time machines and my life is pretty darn good right now where I am.

The deteriorating and decomposing anus of Shelley Winters' corpse that's been laying in a coffin for 10 years.

Anybody watching the show Colony on USA Network? I have a bunch saved on the DVR but haven't started watching yet. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4209256/

Never pay more and who needs to wipe their own ass when a hooker's tongue is available?

I might be in the minority here but I think Erin Andrews is hot. Now I'm not a stalker but if I were to stalk someone Erin would be a Top 5 candidate. She's kinda stalkable.

You guessed it...

These fellas might agree to Punish Percy to Linda McMahon.

I get 3 liter bottles of Fanta Grape Soda from Smart & Final fo 88 cent.

I usually get all my porn for free but this time someone will actually pay $55 Million for me to see porn. You'd probably have to directly pay me $55 Million to watch a porn called Marriot Bears though.

Sure is good especially if I can wash it all down with some Grape Soda. Really hits the spot after a long day of avoiding work.

Fried Chicken from the Ralphs.

That's Honey Mustard who works at my local KFC. She gives me all the BBQ Sauce I want to go with my Chicken Tenders.

What's the deal with her? The pictures she's willing to show portray a ******-friendly woman eating popcorn while visiting her niece but when she speaks she looks like she's had a night of triple shots and double penetrations. Makes you wonder how her choppers fell out in the first place. Me...

Rock as soft as 2-ply Charmin...

My ******-in-law made us some incredible beef stew with short ribs even making the sauce a little spicy. Sure was good and what's leftover will be even better tomorrow. Heck yeah!

It's hard to believe Miley used to be a cute *** when you look at her now. I may be speaking for myself but I am eagerly awaiting Will E Worm's YouTube channel. It'll be a cornucopia of truthiness. This great man is truly the Lion of Liberty and the Patriarch of Patriotism.

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

I don't give money to charity or anyone named Charity or Susie or Trixie or any other naked internet ladies. Unless you're sodomizing a gal or she's swallowing your paste or you're having some sort of intimate relations with her keep your money in your wallet and don't be a sucker. They don't...

I'm watching Better Call Saul too and also re-watching the full 3 season run of Millennium starring Lance Henriksen.

RIP Big George. I enjoyed many films he was in recently seeing Delta ***** and Just Before Dawn. I'm a fan of a lot of his work from the 1970s especially.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken with biscuits, mashed potatoes & gravy, and macaroni w/cheese.

It's getting so sassy in here somebody needs to crack a window. Melissa Harris-Perry walks away from her own MSNBC show complaining of network meddling http://news.yahoo.com/melissa-harris-perry-walks-away-221728240.html

Charmin Ultra-Strong Terlet Paper I take 8 squares and fold it over twice holding it right in front of my wiener with my left hand while Punishing Percy with my right hand. After the ejaculate is caught and secured I fold it once more to catch any residual semen from the floor or toilet seat. I...

I really enjoyed the Fox Series "The Following". It was cancelled after 3 seasons and, like many good things, left me wanting a Bacon bit more.

Kevin Bacon needs to make a film where he plays an evil cyborg from the future who travels back in time to try to **** the ****** of the man who will lead a war to **** these machines. They could call it... The Baconator.

As Jack in Friday The 13th getting Bacon-Skewered. Similar to **** #2(Spear) in this video of Mario Bava's Bay Of *****.

I appreciate your seal of approval having the confidence in me to seek out an executive position but I thought better and filled out an application to maintain the salsa bar and to keep the El Baño Locos clean and stocked.

Why are you wanting to ***** any kinda fluid out of anyone's wiener?

I gotta go with Bad Lieutenant even though he went the extra mile being fully encaged in The Wicker Man. Kiss Of Death gets an honorable mention.

El Pollo Loco

Anybody catch last night's finale? Got some mixed reviews, had some wacky conspiracy stuff in it, but I dug it. Cancer Man is Godlike. Seems we have to wait until 2017 to see the story continue.

Seeing Shane McMahon come out was a great surprise. I'm glad I stayed off the wrestling board that day. Roman Reigns continues to draw the boos. What are they going to do with him and for how long? The crowd was cheering HHH beating Roman to a ****** pulp last night on RAW. Watch Byron...

Welcome back, Bob! http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?865024-Hey-What-The-Heck-Happened-To-BobJustBob

Welcome back, Bob! We missed you. What the heck have you been up to? Are you back back?

I vote for Briana Lee.

I gotta learn me some Tag-A-Long someday.

Is that pro wrestling's Shane Douglas?