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Yes. It is considered bad form if a lady offers you buttsex to not comply with her request for the buttsex. A true gentleman always carries a handkerchief in case he needs to wipe a lady's *** off his wiener.

My wife went to the Filipino market and brought home 2 6-packs of this **** called Red *****. It's brewed by San Miguel and it's 8% *******. I drank one of the 6-packs and thought the taste was good especially considering the strength. I was feeling nice and relaxed too. I saw Red ***** also for...

When I scratch the back of my ears and my fingers smell like old bacon grease.

New Candlemass EP plus interview

Yes but definitely a hairless anus. Her vagina hair is very nice.

A yummy salami sammich from a great Eye-Talian deli. My burps are still delicious!

Do you like to do the spontaneous buttsex with a pretty lady or do you make her freshen up in the toilet first? Some morning surprise buttsex is fun and also blitz-****** parking lot buttsex with her face pushing into and fogging up the glass too.

Hot, hot hole! My wiener would sizzle if I put it in there!

I am good at pulling 4-5 nose hairs out at a time with a pair of pliers without tearing up. I am also good at spelling "sex" like "secks".

Aziz Ansari He's like a dothead version of Chris Tucker

I would furiously do the buttsex to her making it extra greasy.

That's some welcome news. I'd like to be able to sit and perspire in total confidence knowing there is an ample supply of Japan lady anus to leer at. "HECK YEAH!!!"

I was watching Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals and Emanuelle in America with the beautiful and exotic Laura Gemser. There were many hot full frontal shots of her vagina even showing her rolling onto her belly exposing her buttocks. But what I was dying to see was her anus imagining that her's...

This one China lady that I paid to do the sex to said my goop tastes like anchovy paste but she also said she loves anchovy paste.

That's a shame and something that frustrates me. The Japan ladies are very beautiful and I especially enjoy looking at the wispy hair on their feminine intimate area as well as their tightly puckered anus. I can only pray justice will one day be done and this horrible law will be overturned.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I would worship every hair on her twat. Just watched Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals and Emanuelle In America. Laura Gemser is one of the most beautiful women in the history of cinema.

Did they always do this? I like to watch people do the sex especially when I can see the sex stuff.

I like soft, real titties even if they sag a bit.

I have worries about my kitties wanting to use my morning wood as a scratching post. When I hear them jump on the bed or approach while laying on my back I try to turn over to my stomach carefully also not wanting to bend my wiener in half.

One in the Lucio Fulci Gates Of Hell trilogy. The Beyond (1981) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/

Clips taken from Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (1981).

Opening jars others cannot Never being caught masturbating Flicking boogers from my truck onto people's heads sitting in convertibles with the top down

And Leon Spinks.

Well, in that case I think I'll be eating there tomorrow, after the movies and not before though. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll be posting live from the toilet late tomorrow in the Suppertime thread. Nothing like a good 3 second **** with a 10 minute wipe.

RIP Muhammad Ali. I was a *** in the 1970s and didn't realize how spoiled I was seeing guys like Ali, Frazier, Foreman, and Norton fight for free right on ABC TV. Boxing nowadays, especially the Heavyweight Division, can't hold a candle to that. Some people cheered for Ali and some people booed...

A goop guzzling GILF can be an addictive guilty pleasure. She will suck your cock dry, buckle your knees, and still be slurping away not letting go making you feel like you're about to ********. It's so hot watching hot cum run down her turkey neck into the cleavage of her saggy boobs. Stick...

I really miss going to Chipotle at the Century City Food Court and grabbing one of their delicious Barbacoa Beef Burritos. Sure was good. Anybody had Chipotle lately and survived to tell the tale?

This is how she normally looks. Her plump ass might be good for some greasy buttsex. I'll take her over Janice Dean "The Weather Machine".

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I wonder if she knows the caption under her says "Former News Anchor And TV Personality".

The heartwarming story of Chicago gang members offing each other brings enough levity and distraction from the peril a ***** faced avoiding being ****** by a Silverback Gorilla also possibly surviving being raised by one too.

She's a bit of a butterball but if I had a few pops I might pull her pants down and try to put my wiener in her. Better that Uma Pemmaraju for sure.

Chicago is a heck of a town and I got confidence they will get their 400 this month. Elevate yo' ****! http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-chicago-shootings-20160601-snap-story.html

I agree and think he's as surprised as many of the rest of us are. I remember myself posting awhile back that he was too chickenshit to show up even to debate. What example is this setting for potential candidates running in 2020?

I imagine they enjoy films of fellas swashbuckling with their wieners lancing each other in the starfish.

Wasn't poor Yeltsin just wanting some pizza? At the Ralph's Supermarket there is a fella named Boris. I asked him once, "Hey Boris, were you named after Boris Karloff?", since he's 6'7'' and kinda looks like Frankenstein *******. He replied, "No. My ****** liked Boris Yeltsin and named me...

Alicia Rio, Veronica Brazil, Jasmine Aloha, and/or Mimi Miyagi.

I cast vote for this Tyra Banks.

Old in a hooker is not considered vintage. A model that hasn't looked like a model for 35 years who's odometer's gone over a few times should be able to be taken for a spin at Rent-A-Wreck rates. Just remember to have enough goop in your sack to draw a cock outline around her body if you fuck...

Because if the old whore is over 65 how much should she really be charging anyway?

Really fun Godzilla ******* mash-up featuring Godzilla, Rodan, and Ghidorah. Japanese martians sure are devious. Invasion Of Astro-******* (1965) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0059346/

Iron Man 3. Another fun popcorn flick. Working my way through the Marvel Movies.

I was never much for Skittles until this inconvenient incident occurred but now love the things agreeing they're to die for. I prefer to eat them with the lights on so I can better separate the colors and avoid combinations that are distasteful.

If your gf won't let you do the foot stuff then kick her out, give her the boot, or tell her to get to steppin'.

Saw that in 4K the other night. I enjoyed it and was very much entertained. Also recently watched Iron Man and Iron Man 2. Good also. Speaking of 4K I am eagerly awaiting the release of Akira Kurosawa's Ran in 4K. I really love that film.