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  1. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Spontaneous Buttsex!!!

    Yes. It is considered bad form if a lady offers you buttsex to not comply with her request for the buttsex. A true gentleman always carries a handkerchief in case he needs to wipe a lady's *** off his wiener.
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    Stronger ******* Content **** Thread

    My wife went to the Filipino market and brought home 2 6-packs of this **** called Red *****. It's brewed by San Miguel and it's 8% *******. I drank one of the 6-packs and thought the taste was good especially considering the strength. I was feeling nice and relaxed too. I saw Red ***** also for...
  3. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    How Do You Know When You're Overdo For A Shower?

    When I scratch the back of my ears and my fingers smell like old bacon grease.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    New Candlemass EP plus interview
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    Shaved Pussy Or Hairy Pussy

    Yes but definitely a hairless anus. Her vagina hair is very nice.
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    Suppertime! Suppertime! Hey Fellas, What'd You Have For Supper Tonight?

    A yummy salami sammich from a great Eye-Talian deli. My burps are still delicious!
  7. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Spontaneous Buttsex!!!

    Do you like to do the spontaneous buttsex with a pretty lady or do you make her freshen up in the toilet first? Some morning surprise buttsex is fun and also blitz-****** parking lot buttsex with her face pushing into and fogging up the glass too.
  8. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Best Wild Ass hole spreaders

    Hot, hot hole! My wiener would sizzle if I put it in there!
  9. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Good. You Are. Each And Every One Of You.

    I am good at pulling 4-5 nose hairs out at a time with a pair of pliers without tearing up. I am also good at spelling "sex" like "secks".
  10. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Name A Comedian Less Funny Than The One Previously Mentioned

    Aziz Ansari He's like a dothead version of Chris Tucker
  11. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    The Perfect / Best Ass!!!

    I would furiously do the buttsex to her making it extra greasy.
  12. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    When Did The Japanese Pixelate Wieners And Vaginas?

    That's some welcome news. I'd like to be able to sit and perspire in total confidence knowing there is an ample supply of Japan lady anus to leer at. "HECK YEAH!!!"
  13. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    ********* Anus Pics

    I was watching Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals and Emanuelle in America with the beautiful and exotic Laura Gemser. There were many hot full frontal shots of her vagina even showing her rolling onto her belly exposing her buttocks. But what I was dying to see was her anus imagining that her's...
  14. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    How to find out if your sperm taste good

    This one China lady that I paid to do the sex to said my goop tastes like anchovy paste but she also said she loves anchovy paste.
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    When Did The Japanese Pixelate Wieners And Vaginas?

    That's a shame and something that frustrates me. The Japan ladies are very beautiful and I especially enjoy looking at the wispy hair on their feminine intimate area as well as their tightly puckered anus. I can only pray justice will one day be done and this horrible law will be overturned.
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    Who are you obsessed with at the moment? / Who are you really into right now?

    Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? I would worship every hair on her twat. Just watched Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals and Emanuelle In America. Laura Gemser is one of the most beautiful women in the history of cinema.
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    When Did The Japanese Pixelate Wieners And Vaginas?

    Did they always do this? I like to watch people do the sex especially when I can see the sex stuff.
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    Do you like fake boobs more than real ones

    I like soft, real titties even if they sag a bit.
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    Why do cats (or dogs) insist on stomping on your nuts when they jump up on the couch?

    I have worries about my kitties wanting to use my morning wood as a scratching post. When I hear them jump on the bed or approach while laying on my back I try to turn over to my stomach carefully also not wanting to bend my wiener in half.
  20. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    One in the Lucio Fulci Gates Of Hell trilogy. The Beyond (1981) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/
  21. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What are you listening to right now?

    Clips taken from Lucio Fulci's The Beyond (1981).
  22. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Good. You Are. Each And Every One Of You.

    Opening jars others cannot Never being caught masturbating Flicking boogers from my truck onto people's heads sitting in convertibles with the top down
  23. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Is It Safe To Eat At Chipotle Again?

    Well, in that case I think I'll be eating there tomorrow, after the movies and not before though. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll be posting live from the toilet late tomorrow in the Suppertime thread. Nothing like a good 3 second **** with a 10 minute wipe.
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    Muhammad Ali... THE Champ, dead at 74

    RIP Muhammad Ali. I was a *** in the 1970s and didn't realize how spoiled I was seeing guys like Ali, Frazier, Foreman, and Norton fight for free right on ABC TV. Boxing nowadays, especially the Heavyweight Division, can't hold a candle to that. Some people cheered for Ali and some people booed...
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    have i messed this up :/

    A goop guzzling GILF can be an addictive guilty pleasure. She will suck your cock dry, buckle your knees, and still be slurping away not letting go making you feel like you're about to ********. It's so hot watching hot cum run down her turkey neck into the cleavage of her saggy boobs. Stick...
  26. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Is It Safe To Eat At Chipotle Again?

    I really miss going to Chipotle at the Century City Food Court and grabbing one of their delicious Barbacoa Beef Burritos. Sure was good. Anybody had Chipotle lately and survived to tell the tale?
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    Is Rachael Ray Good Enough For A Poke?

    This is how she normally looks. Her plump ass might be good for some greasy buttsex. I'll take her over Janice Dean "The Weather Machine".
  28. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Are you brand loyal?

    Sony TVs Charmin Toilet Paper **** Zero Land O'Lakes Half 'n' Half General Motors Trucks Jockey Underwears Head And Shoulders Shampoo Old El Paso Taco Shells, Taco Seasoning, & Enchilada Sauce Guerrero Tortillas MyPillow.com MyPillow Pillows Asian Ladies
  29. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Laurie Dhue Must Be Hitting The Bottle Again Because She Claims She's Still A News Anchor

    I wonder if she knows the caption under her says "Former News Anchor And TV Personality".
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    Chicago Comes Just Short Of Being Able To Celebrate 400 Shootings In May

    The heartwarming story of Chicago gang members offing each other brings enough levity and distraction from the peril a ***** faced avoiding being ****** by a Silverback Gorilla also possibly surviving being raised by one too.
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    Is Rachael Ray Good Enough For A Poke?

    She's a bit of a butterball but if I had a few pops I might pull her pants down and try to put my wiener in her. Better that Uma Pemmaraju for sure.
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    Chicago Comes Just Short Of Being Able To Celebrate 400 Shootings In May

    Chicago is a heck of a town and I got confidence they will get their 400 this month. Elevate yo' ****! http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-chicago-shootings-20160601-snap-story.html
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    Likelihood that you'll vote for Donald Trump to become next US President

    I agree and think he's as surprised as many of the rest of us are. I remember myself posting awhile back that he was too chickenshit to show up even to debate. What example is this setting for potential candidates running in 2020?
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    Reason So Many Straight Women Are Into Gay Porn

    I imagine they enjoy films of fellas swashbuckling with their wieners lancing each other in the starfish.
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    Political events in the 1990s

    Wasn't poor Yeltsin just wanting some pizza? At the Ralph's Supermarket there is a fella named Boris. I asked him once, "Hey Boris, were you named after Boris Karloff?", since he's 6'7'' and kinda looks like Frankenstein *******. He replied, "No. My ****** liked Boris Yeltsin and named me...
  36. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Who's your favorite pornstar from the lates 80's-early 90's?

    Alicia Rio, Veronica Brazil, Jasmine Aloha, and/or Mimi Miyagi.
  37. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    BEST SEX | Heidi Klum or Tyra Banks

    I cast vote for this Tyra Banks.
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    Should Hookers Offer A Senior Citizen Discount?

    Old in a hooker is not considered vintage. A model that hasn't looked like a model for 35 years who's odometer's gone over a few times should be able to be taken for a spin at Rent-A-Wreck rates. Just remember to have enough goop in your sack to draw a cock outline around her body if you fuck...
  39. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    Should Hookers Offer A Senior Citizen Discount?

    Because if the old whore is over 65 how much should she really be charging anyway?
  40. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Really fun Godzilla ******* mash-up featuring Godzilla, Rodan, and Ghidorah. Japanese martians sure are devious. Invasion Of Astro-******* (1965) http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0059346/
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Iron Man 3. Another fun popcorn flick. Working my way through the Marvel Movies.
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    George Zimmermann plans to sell that "American firearm icon"

    I was never much for Skittles until this inconvenient incident occurred but now love the things agreeing they're to die for. I prefer to eat them with the lights on so I can better separate the colors and avoid combinations that are distasteful.
  43. Little Red Wagon Repairman

    My gf won't let me do foot stuff

    If your gf won't let you do the foot stuff then kick her out, give her the boot, or tell her to get to steppin'.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Saw that in 4K the other night. I enjoyed it and was very much entertained. Also recently watched Iron Man and Iron Man 2. Good also. Speaking of 4K I am eagerly awaiting the release of Akira Kurosawa's Ran in 4K. I really love that film.
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