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Let's hope Satan doesn't grease it up so it slides in easy but instead dips his evil red wiener in super glue then rolls it around in glass shards to really bring suffering to Fidel's ass pounding.

I **** when something is wet and I don't know how it got wet, who got it wet, why it's wet, when it got wet, or what the wet stuff is.

... The ****. https://www.yahoo.com/news/cubas-fidel-castro-defied-us-054955306.html?ref=gs

Even behind those soulless pale blue eyes I can see a raunchy side to her. I heard she got a mustache ride from Mike Ditka once.

This one China Lady told me my middle-aged cum tastes like anchovy paste but she also said she loves anchovy paste.

I was right. She gets more and more annoying with every new Capital One commercial. Rot In Hell, Jennifer Garner!

Was OK but not as good as all those 50+ year old hookers before. My young cum was like sweet custard to them.

Meeting Pico and 11th was a special moment for me at that age. When we first glanced my eyes said, "I have forty dollars" and when she looked back at me her eyes said, "Please ****** me". I couldn't make all her dreams come true because we walked past too many windows in her building with the...

Villaragosa was even unpopular with many Democrats by the end of his time as mayor in Los Angeles. I don't see him beating Gavin Newsom for Governor.

I lost my virginity by a lady I named "Pico and 11th" when I was 17. I ejaculated semen into her vagina. It was forty dollars. She dead now.

Moon Jews are as much of a race as Moonslims.

Domino's changed their formula/ingredients a few years ago and their pizza really improved. The crust used to taste like cardboard but has much better flavor now. If you haven't tried it in a long time give it another shot. It may not be the quality of the finest pizza parlors but, if cost is a...

Shakey's has good pizza, fried chicken, and mojo potatoes. You mentioned Papa John's. I've never had it but I think I will give it a try. My favorite pizza place is a place called Lamonica's which is located in Westwood Village on Gayley Ave.

Just had Pizza Hut for the first time in ages. I got a large Meat Lovers with the stuffed cheese crust. I liked the meat toppings but that stuffed cheese crust gets real boring tasting after the first slice. The Domino's I've gotten several times lately has been much better. The crust was good...

Goos Thrash Metal from the Germany.:banger:

Sunset & Western is the happiest place on Earth. You can find the most exquisitely desperate crackwhores shuffling around the Carl's Jr. parking lot. You can also get way more than a massage for a mere twenty bucks.

Yessir. I enjoy licking their hairless bodies from head to toe chewing all over their plump nipples and sticking my tongue up their vaginapussycunts and assholes. Many when I first see them I don't know if I'd rather fuck them or eat them or both in one or either order.

Barely making it home but making it home making it hopping on one foot and another all the way to the back of the house barely making it to the toilet to have a beautifully violent blast of lentil soup diarrhea even with the carrots and celery present.

Totally pumped about Kreator's new album, Gods of ********, coming out January 27, 2017.

Heck no especially with Thanksgiving and Christmas coming up! What kinda questions would the ****** ask her at dinner? Be all embarrassing 'n' stuff...

Had one of those (Bacon King) last night and included the onion rings too. Verrrrrrrrry niiiiiiice! Thanks for the recommendation. Tonight we went to this Turkish place on Westwood Bl that we recently discovered and really like. I had a tasty lamb kebab. Goody-goody-goos!

Speaking of "Hallelujah" SNL totally sucked last Saturday and had a funeral-like atmosphere for their post-election show. The only funny sketch was the Walking Dead one where Dave Chappelle played Negan and also Tyrone The Crackhead along with other old characters from Chappelle Show. So much...

I wonder how she feels about what Obama said yesterday at his press conference insinuating that she was a lazy campaigner lacking hustle taking certain states for granted because of demographics and assumed turnout. She treated White women like her owned livestock and many didn't follow her...

Anyone who chooses to objectify themselves by doing something like going into the porno should not object to being treated like an object and judged by her appearance. If a porno lady gets fat, old, marks herself up with biker-**** tattoos, or stops shaving her legs it's perfectly in bounds to...

Yummmmmm! Hot Asian girl in tight leather pants. I bet there's not a hair on that girl below her eyebrows.

I've seen some cute African Starvin' Marvina Spinners. Petite like an Asian girl with a coat of black lacquer paint.

I ended up not too good at the predictimating stuffs.

Is this prissy-pants for real? Nice job getting so weepy he conjured up that booger at the end. I guess a coffin will be his eternal safe space protecting him from future micro-aggressions. Hillary sure did a mind meld on him but didn't frighten enough people working them up into a lather to win.

I might have been more wrong than anyone. I didn't think Trump would even have the guts to stick his neck out and enter the race. I kept counting him out over and over again really being shocked that he won the nomination. By the time it was between him and Hillary I stopped thinking him winning...

MAKE THE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN!

HACK HER UP! HACK HER UP! HACK HER UP!

Let's take a moment and check in with Debra Messing... https://mobile.twitter.com/DebraMessing?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

If you think the election is fun to watch on Fox check out CNN and look at Dana Bash. You can see there is ***** coming out of her eyes, ***** coming out of her wherever. I might have to DVR The View tomorrow and enjoy the hemorraging. SNL with Alec Baldwin should be a hoot too.

Trump just won Wisconsin! Foly huck! Now Iowa!

As much as politicians live to divide people a dog may be what will unite them. Here's a nice ad from the people at Pedigree Pet Food.

The wife took me for my birthday. We ate at some place on the strip named Joe's Steak And Stone Crab or something like that. Some good slop.

From the look of Bill recently his dick probably droops more than it wanders.