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2 Beef, Bean, and Cheese Burritos from Tito's Tacos with plenty of Jalapeño salsa. Am sitting on the toilet as I am writing this.

If I know or am pretty sure someone is Christian I say "Merry Christmas". Today at the bank I said "Merry Christmas" to the Hispanic parking guy and the Armenian Christian girl in the bank but "Happy Holidays" to the other guy in the bank who looked Pakistani. If I know a person is Jewish, like...

Here are some of the better **** Growlers.

**** Growlers are large containers, most about 64 Oz but as large as 128 Oz, that keep your **** cold, carbonated, and leak proof. Many people take them to their local breweries to have them filled or fill them at home with bottles and cans from the fridge. They are great to take on outdoor...

Eating a 3 egg Ultimate Breakfast Burrito would give me a massive dose of strength and energy to enjoy an afternoon of making sweet buttsex to a pretty lady. When I pull out my wiener will look like a burrito covered in mole sauce.

What a dippy broad she is. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/12/20/lena-dunham-says-never-had-abortion-but-wish-had.html

YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO POST ON THREADS ON FREEEEEEEEONES!

No problem. We are all concerned and victims of terrorism. I read they released the Pakistani who was arrested so the real guy is still out there. I hope your authorities grab him up quick before he can do any more harm.

Are there any Germans on this board who would like to comment or express your feelings about your country again being the victim of terrorism?

Went to the Corner Deli and Grill at the Mobil Gas Station on Sepulveda and Santa Monica and got something called the Ultimate Breakfast Burrito which has 3 eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, and cheese along with 2 freshly made salsas. Good stuffs and I'm sitting on the toilet as I write this...

William Devane put his acting career on hold to pursue his real passion which is to roam the woods preying upon unsuspecting campers sneaking into their tents to kiss them on the wiener.

Here's a recent pic.

Zsa Zsa musta got so excited about me wanting to do the sex to her she had a heart ****** and died today. My offer is still good until she is actually buried.

This Yeti Cup looks better than the Rocky Mountain Tumbler. The 64 Oz one would be good to pack a nice ******* and **** for the road keeping it cold and fizzy. http://yeti.com/rambler-bottle-64-oz

OK. I never liked that Cathy Mitchell Here lady anyway. I am thinking about picking up a Rocky Mountain Tumbler. Seems like a phenomenal product.

I have a nifty new Samsung stove with a griddle attachment with a couple year old Frigidaire icebox and LG microwave.The kitchen is fine for cooking but makes the kitchen from The Brady Bunch look modern.

It's more funner to be self-defacating anyway.

You're getting Chuck Woolery mixed up with William Devane who is more of a wiener kisser than a wiener toucher. Devane has been known to roam the woods preying upon unsuspecting campers sneaking into their tents to kiss them on the wiener. He slides a condom on with his mouth just prior to...

I'm a big fan of the MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow and I also recently purchased one of those Ninja Coffee Systems and am enjoying great cups of morning coffee after a terrific night of *****. I am thinking about getting either one of those Copper Pans or the Titanium/Ceramic one. What are your...

I've never spread a woman's legs who doesn't have them anymore. I'll add Lemon Drop to the list. When I did the sex to her I'd close my eyes and imagine what I think she looked like in the early 1970s when she was still a MILF.

I've been ringing the alarm bell about Chuck Woolery alerting the good people at the Freeones Message Board Store Of Pornography for years about his unwanted wiener touching.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Do not want. Besides there is no fee to be struck by Chuck. You're not exactly being touched by an angel. Just count your blessings he doesn't rub your toothbrush all over his Woolery taint before he climbs back out the window.

What if he paid you to touch your wiener, touched your wiener at gunpoint, offered to do something other than touch your wiener, or touch your wiener while he was dressed up as Kenny Rogers?

Excellent Black/Doom Metal.

This. I was lovin' it too.

I like Kirsten Powers and would get upset at O'Reilly when he'd rudely interrupt her. Even when I disagreed with her I thought she came across as rational and represented her side well. I guess things could have been worse as she wasn't ****** and dragged down a flight of stairs by the neck...

I believe his hair is street legal in Las Vegas and registered by the Real Estate Lawyer Douche Association.

Is it worth the $9.99 per month? There's a 3 month for $.99 trial offer that I think I'll try but I'd still like some other info. Seems to be a lotta stuffs on there.

Kristin Fisher always has that "Look how hot I am" look on her face whenever reporting. I gotta admit she's right.

Johnny Cash could do anything and still be cool. These other dingbats look like they're trying too hard to be cool but end up cheapening themselves even more than they already were. Flipping The Bird is so common that it's more corny than shocking. Is it supposed to be a symbol of empowerment...

Why can't they be nice girls and make that heart sign with their hands while showing off their cooter?

I've heard a lotta hooey from hookers trying to make themselves out to be martyrs letting me know the reason they turn tricks is because they have a *** or to send money to their momma. I paid her the 5 20s as agreed so less pulling on my heartstrings and more tugging on my wiener. Hookers are...

Some leftover El Pollo Loco from last night. Heck yeah!

They're not sluts. They get paid to do the sex.

You have the right to circulate GILF **** Porn photos or GIFs.

I could add a certain whole ****** of Armenians to that list.

It's strange how she could have such a strong resemblance to a pig considering her people don't eat pork.

When I would leave Lemon Drop's place she would always leave me with the same enjoyable residual effect which was the intense itching of my left testicle. I couldn't wait until the itchin' got kickin' so I could hop in the shower and scald that nut until it blistered turning my brain into an...

So she got R'Ailed?

This hipster 20-something year old *** came over to the house tagging along with my future *******-in-law and must have used the word "legit" about 25 times in 30 minutes. I wanted to bust a ******* bottle over his head.

Re: Medias & Democrat establishment : Hillary lost the election because of Fake News, Comey & Putin Hillary ****** just like she did in 2008 against Obama. She thinks too highly of herself and underestimates her opponents and also didn't hustle enough taking certain states and demographics of...

Don't get it in you ***-*** hole.

I like staying up late and getting updated on the horrors of the world by the sexy Jackie Ibanez. She takes tragedies and turns them into triumphs.

My ******-in-law went to some Church function and brought home a bunch of real authentic tamales made by a genuine Mexico lady.

Last night I jerked off to 63 year old former Secretary of Labor and current Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao whilst ******** bourbon. Poor gal needed it so bad and who am I to say no?