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Here is the list of active pornstars between 60-70 years old. Imagine what these dirty old broads would do to you...

Your typed words were in my head the moment you mentioned Papa John's on the board. I really liked that new Pan Pizza. The cheese was good and so were the toppings and crust.

Papa John's has a special now offering a Medium 3 Topping Pan Pizza for only $10! Thinking like Ernie Banks I told the ****** let's get 2. Got Spicy Italian on both which is Pepperoni and Double Sausage. Sure was good. Way better than Pizza Hut and a little better than Domino's. I plan on...

I say Hell yeah! I got a thing for 60-plus year old Asian ladies lately. Imagine Mitch McConnell coming home and catching her sucking off two guys out by the pool and catching it at both ends. I bet he hides behind the curtain and gets a thrill watching.

I had like memory foams, I had feather pillows, and I'd always **** up with neck pain. After ******** with MyPillow I didn't **** up with the headaches. I was more aligned. Everything felt great. https://www.mypillow.com/ "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MIKE LINDELL IS TALKING!"

The Megadeth Dystopia album is amazing. Listen to this track.

Sure looks good.

This Jenna Jameson.

Lemon Drop is the same type as Kim too and has large droopy natural hangers to play with. She's more of a slut than a whore who gets fucked all day in a Culver City trick pad then goes home alone every night to a lonely apartment in Marina Del Rey eagerly awaiting the next batch of wieners to...

Found a great new Japanese Ramen place over on National Bl just west of Motor Ave. I had the Spicy Ramen (Level 2) with extra Pork Chashu(Pork Belly). Kotoya gets 4.5 out of 5 stars on Yelp. https://www.yelp.com/biz/kotoya-ramen-los-angeles-8

Great pic, Ace. I can practically hear the laughter. More Jimmy Conway than Robert DeNiro though. Max Cady would be cackling blowing cigar smoke all over the place too.

I used to like Rock 'n' Roll Jeopardy when it was on. I wish they did a Horror Film Jeopardy.

Kim reminds me of a number of women I've encountered in massage parlors. You wait in a room and in comes this older woman. The massage starts and things get a bit sensual. She might be a granny but she's nice and wants to please. The light fingertip routine starts, her nails brush up against...

I don't think it's from tanning but she might have been charbroiled. I see grill marks. She looks like Snooki's grandma. What a foulmouthed tacky whore. Put an apple in her mouth and roast that pig.

I nominate 60-something dirty China lady Kim Anh. I love her dirty, dirty videos.

I was going to get a Raider Sebastian Janikowski jersey. I wasn't getting it because he's such a great kicker but the fact that he's amazing at being a ******* Polak. Is that less the gay?

I think if someone hit her in the face with a frying pan it would improve her looks. What the Christ is going on here? I agree with the poster who said she's fat too. She also is a black woman sometimes.

I was going to make a Kellyanne Conway: You Fuck Her Or No? thread but there's no need now. She's a poodle hair and hooked nose away from being Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

She resembles a scarecrow with vampire fangs. She must look like a bucket of ***** first thing in the morning.

It looks like a toasted marshmallow.

Good point. The NFL is completely unpredictable. The Raiders played against Tampa in that miserable Super Bowl then completely fell apart after that and continued to be terrible until this year.

After years of suffering embarassments the Raiders finally got it right with Derek Carr. He's the franchise player to build the team around paying him the money to keep him and giving him the O-Line to protect him. He's a good guy being pretty much the opposite of Johnny Manziel.

I was a little stressed out over the Raider game today but they came through and beat Buffalo by 2 touchdowns.

I woke up with a mild hangover from ******** like mad on Friday night. I fired up my new Ninja Coffee System and made myself a strong cup of coffee. Sure was good. Nice and strong without the bitter taste the KitchenMade was starting to give out. My Ninja Coffee System was formerly $199.99 at...

From coming from a tribe that doesn't eat pork she has the facial features and body of a pig.

I keep plenty of Filipino Red ***** Extra Strong **** in my house. Try it and you'll flip over it. 8% *******.

There used to be a Bob's Big Boy in Century City that I used to go to when I was a ***. There was also another one on Wilshire in the Hancock Park area that I went to a few times also. I never was with any whores in The Valley but I bagged plenty of sluts. I gave them mouthfuls of Dino's Big...

Give her a sly wink of the eye then slickly pass her an envelope with 5 20s in it. Touchdown. Extra Point is good too.

It was last night on the TV. I always thought they were the same person just using different names to get an extra paycheck. I admit I may have been wrong.

Also don't **** themselves to the point they commit acts of mass self-genocide on the streets of inner cities being a general embarassment to their own race then wonder why people of other races have no respect for them and want nothing to do with them.

Just don't get American. Made In China is better and Made In The Philippines is better than that and less temperamental.

Congratulations to Nancy Pelosi. I'm sure all the Republicans endorsed her too.

My dishwashers double as vacuum cleaners. I put my wiener inside the newer vacuum cleaner last night happy it did such a good job on the dishes and the floor. This more modern design also made me a great cup of coffee about an hour ago and will retrieve groceries soon.

For those of you who would marry a pornstar would you also marry a hooker? They both have sex for money although one doesn't in front of a camera.

More winning by Trump here making Fidel Castro not alive anymore triggering more cry-ins on college campuses. If only the sheikhs that run Saudi Arabia would now get the Super AIDS...

I have 2 dishwashers in my house. One is my wife and the other is my ******-in-law.