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I Don't Always ***** ******* But When I Do, I ***** A Whole Heck Of A Lot Of It

Souplantation in Brentwood on San Vicente/Montana, believe it or not. My choice too. I also like salads. Haven't been there for ages but it sure was good just like it used to be.

Barry "Barack Hussein" Soetoro strikes again! Always on the hustle! Whoomp, there it is! EVIDENCE!!!

You don't tip at fast food places. You do tip at restaurants and bars. I also tip at coffee houses.

Kim Anh is my fantasy granny.

I didn't watch it.

McDonald's is the closest place to my house to get a hot meal. When I look out my kitchen window to the west I get an amazing view of the Golden Arches.

Absolutely diabolical!

I'm not sure how to describe this but Rob Halford sure was having a good time. Those Babymetal girls are adorable.

Possibly if we were to include some extra charges or fees and possibly an additional security deposit. Strictly off the books on a cash-only basis so I can be able to deny harboring a fugitive.

Godzilla Resurgence AKA Shin Godzilla wins 7 Awards including Best Picture at the Japanese version of The Academy Awards. I really enjoyed the film and am eagerly waiting to get the Blu-ray when it becomes available in the US. ‘Shin Godzilla’ Just Won the Japanese Academy Award for Best Picture...

Pretty much a toss-up but I'm going with the turkey-necked grandma gobbling me up like it could be the last wiener she ever kisses.

What's the deal with her always holding up papers? What is in those papers? Could be the results of her recent pap smear, her ***'s homework, or a picture of Michael Scheuer doing her in the butt totally hardcore but I can't tell.

I vote for Masuimi. She makes my wiener smile and every time I stare at her rare roast beef sandwich I get in the mood to eat some Arby's.

I can now confirm the rumor that ****** out last night as true. Tonight we had the Georgia Gold Honey Mustard BBQ Tenders. Good stuffs even though I like the Nashville Hot better. Speaking of leak, I was feeling the KFC about to leak out of me and am now having a Georgia Gold Rush sitting on the...

No but I am the Ralph Furley of the board.

You guessed it... JUAN WILLIAMS

After the upside-down volcano stopped erupting I saw I was on my last roll of toilet paper and had to count and calculate just how many wipes I would need seeing how many squares I could use for each wipe. I had to wring the taint hairs out first with 4 squares folded over twice but then had...

Me too. I think he could have brought more grit and emotion to it. I really didn't want to see a remake of any kind though. I saw they were previously considering Matt Damon and Will Smith to play Paul Kersey. I hope Dirty Harry doesn't get remade.

Julia Abenes Seka or Vanessa Del Rio

Just found out about this. Heard before Stallone was set to play Paul Kersey but that fell through. Now we have this. Sure miss that IMDb Message Board now but I'll leave the link below. Anyone have additional info? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1137450/?ref_=nm_flmg_dr_1

Dude, it's gonna be boring without you around here. With you giving up Freeones for Lent that means Freeones has to give up Ace Boobtoucher for Lent and most of us weren't planning on giving up ****.

I don't feel it's good to ********** insert your wiener or any of your 10 fingers into a lady's vagina or anus but if she intentionally dresses in revealing clothing it's perfectly fine to make specific and descriptive comments about the flesh and body parts she's exposing even if you...

Lenny made good for himself but Squiggy became the Virgil of ex sit-com workers.

Muhammad Ali... Kareem Abdul-Jabbar... Tony Dorsett... Louis Farrakhan... Barack Obama... Osama Bin Laden... They expect you to remember them and say them right. Now I don't want to look at, read about, or hear any crappy crapola crap from any ***-gum Liberoyale Medias With Cheese. Lastly, quit...

I sincerely apologize for not checking in for my Suppertime Report last night. Last night I had the ever-reliable #4 Double Quarter Pounder w/Cheese Meal(Largest Size) with a Coca-Cola and Fries from McDonald's. Tonight it was 2 Meat, Bean, & Cheese Combination Burritos from Tito's Tacos. I...

A Ryan Nicholson ***** & Guts Low-Budget Indy Horror Double Bill.

"Sanitation? I tole joo to tell 'em that joo was in'na sanitarium. Not sanitation, sanitarium. I tole joo to say joo had TB and joo was in'na sanitarium and joo was cure. Joo can't do anysing right, mang!"

I eat that. From the Sprout's Market. Was good.

Just watching Blondage on the Fox News. I Wanna Do Her Up The Butt Totally Hardcore!

Last night we went to The Olive Garden. I had The Tour Of Italy. Not only was I full afterward but the entire experience was so authentic I felt jet-lagged. Abbondanza!

I was born into Christianity but am getting less and less religious as time goes on. My wife, being from The Philippines, is fairly Catholicy and goes to Mass on Sundays occasionally. She doesn't pressure me to go but I do go with her on Easter and Christmas. I'm not Baptized so I don't take...

I would still offer Seka the sex. Vanessa Del Rio too. Hopefully they both continue to have full and active lives kissing and sitting on wieners making them wet and tired until the white stuff comes out.

Revenge Is Her Middle Name, a decent revenge film with a few similarities to I Spit On Your Grave.

****** Train, a good early 1980s Slasher starring Jamie Lee Curtis. Saw this in the theater originally when I was a *** but haven't seen it for some time.

Really fun shot on video campy Horror Classic from 1987. Sit back and enjoy with some ******.

I enjoyed his performances in Aliens, Near Dark, and Hatfields & McCoys. Too young to go at only 61. RIP.