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I was hoping for Maxine Waters but that was too goos to ask for. Joe Morgan woulda still been better but I will accept Tony Perez.

My wife buys the Charmin Ultra-Strong and doesn't mind paying for it since she also washes my underwear. Oftentimes I have a 3 second **** with a 10 minute wipe and gas station quality toilet paper doesn't get the job done and leaves rich colored skid marks which are difficult to get out in the...

I would use Ivanka's ****** tampons to make tea with a ***** it while eating the corn out of her *** with chopsticks.

I like ladies petite enough that you can hear bones cracking when you insert your wiener into her anus.

I am World renowned for my love of fast food as well as my frequent violent blasts of diarrhea. I use Charmin Ultra-Strong and am good for about 4-5 wipes per session leaving my anus feeling like ****** raw hamburger that itches throughout the day and wishing I could find a spare hooker's...

Wax Mask, a film Dario Argento and Lucio Fulci joined ****** in directed by Sergio Stivaletti made in 1997 far after the boom in Italian Horror. This was a very good "Wax Museum" type of film with nice atmosphere, set pieces, gore, and nudity. I highly recommend getting the Blu-ray from One 7...

All I need is a peek. A trailer is plenty good enough and I find most scenes to be too long and boring. If no more porn was made I probably wouldn't even notice. What hasn't already been done a hundred times in the world of hot dog and donut flicks anyways? Women in porn would end up getting...

Robert Mitchum was my favorite star of that era. He has a great Personal Quotes page on IMDb. http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000053/quotes

Boom! Looky... http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/02/25/former-labor-sec-perez-elected-as-democratic-national-committee-chairman.html

Was goos. I recommend.

I also have never paid for porn in this century. Back in the 1990s I used to pay for porn by renting VHS tapes for 99 cents each and copying them from one VCR to another. I save my money to support actual artists who make real films.

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Tonight I went to the Ralph's and got something called Lagunitas Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale. It's 9.6% *******. Looking forward to having some later while watching a couple of Horror Movies. https://lagunitas.com/beers/undercover

Tonight we had Domino's. They are doing a tremendous every-day, all-hours, carry-out special and you can now get a large pizza with 3 toppings for only $7.99. This promotion is so amazing I was inspired by the Ernie Banks' saying, "Let's eat two!" and I ordered two, both with pepperoni, sausage...

Another way Jack In The Box caters to stoners is you can still **** up at the crack of noon and cruise over there for some breakfast.

Very sad about the death of Alan Colmes. I also had no idea he was sick. I watched Neil Cavuto reporting the death of Brenda Buttner. He was very emotional but got through a nice tribute to her.

For those of you who've seen A Serbian Film you know what I'm talking about. For those who haven't proceed with caution. I recommend the DVD from Invincible Pictures...

Really great German Splatter Film. The Troma version is the full uncut 2 hour 7 minute version too.

I also like Hawaiian Pizza. There was this place years ago named Numero Uno that made my favorite. They had a thicker bakery crust that was a little sweet tasting. Too bad they closed.

Bizarro Depressing Danish Art-House ******* Porn. Interesting to see once and maybe a second time someday but definitely not for everyone.

What's the goriest Horror Film you've ever seen?

Say No to Barry's Libarry!

China People Food - Spill Lib, Egg Roar, Poke Flied Lice, Kung Pao 3 Fravol, Olange Chicken

I make a mean bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado sandwich with mayo on 7 grain wheat bread. I'd like to eat it while doing the sex.

My favorite album of the Derrick Green era.

Really been digging this song. Goos video doo.

A Nick Palumbo Double-Feature. ******-Set-Pieces is better than Nutbag but, in both, the gore and sadism seeing degenerate whores get ********** and chopped-up was fun to watch as I was boozing it up.

There is only one Joe Spinell but Elijah Wood was a creepy little bastard in this remake.

Aw heck! Not another one! I was a big fan of "The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff. Loved to hear his promos on TBS World Championship Wrestling. Ivan was a real legend and a good guy in real life. RIP. Go to 1:12

I just picked this up from Unearthed Films. Looks delightfully scummy.

Joey's ********* status has earned him his own Wiki thing-a-ma-jig. http://joeypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Joeypedia_Wikia

Did you say sperm?

Yep. Live in the flesh in living color. I think Joey is a Mexican-American fella from Northern California. I would vote for him if he ever ran for Governor.

I never could figure out why they call it Nutella because it looks more like **** than my nut.