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You read my posts to your ***??? Heck, I slam my laptop shut every time I hear my wife flush the toilet. She used to sneak up on me when she didn't know what the handle was for. I told her it's a bell she needs to ring every time before entering the TV room.

A mere few generations from being the scum of the earth but you think you're ready to stand behind the podium now to show your moral superiority to the rest of us? The last time you waved your tiny pecker around you got your **** pushed in way past your lungs so far you learned to like the taste...

I managed some night clubs and bars and I'd really be scratching my head if the King dropped by and looked for a job. I'd probably sit in the office and make him wait to see how eager he was for the job before coming out and sitting him down and checking out his application. A person with this...

Yeeeahhh... aaahhhhhhh... Nope.

Is there life before debt?

all dead. rejoice.

"Visions of that no mornings Light ever will come I'm too old now The dark is so near Will I ever reach the land beyond This is where we go when we have to die I've been old since the birth of time Time buried me in earth Centuries ago I tasted ***** Buried by time and dust Many years have...

I'm like Colonel Kurtz over her with a houseful of Southeast Asians and this tribe celebrates Jesus' birthday for 9 days! Luckily I outweigh the second biggest male that tries to consume ******* with me by 137 lbs so I have much *********. Kurtz or just Marlon Brando here? Who am I?

Plenty of room here to set up an Octagon. Maybe have a Ban Hammer On A Pole Match. You fellas do your thing. You know I don't mind. Just allow me to pinch off a loaf occasionally around the scrum.

I'm the type of fella that 10 minutes early for everything. Today I circle the cemetery for 8.

Yep. Undead Ruth The Truth is so tiny she could hold judge's chambers inside of a snow globe. Soon the globe turns into an urn and then the urn into a urinal.

Alright, let's turn the wagon around and put the crosshairs back on our pièce de résistance. She's starting to smell and gather flies.

Are you insinuating they don't care about us? Goodness Gracious Sakes Alive! You realize how many families are staking out their territory rehearsing in the mirror what they're going to shout at grandma on Christmas Day before they even have both feet in the door? Just sit and watch the most...

Why do people get their panties in a bunch frantically running to the aid willing to become a human shield for their favorite public servant? Aren't those parasites supposed to take the bullet for us? Fuck 'em and burn them all together lighting them with the same match.

Too much prejudice in this world, my friend.

Brazos, Georges! Bra-fucking-zooooooooos!:glugglug:

Just trying to show balance. Some goofy nincompoop assumed I voted for Trump just because I don't like Obama.

Politicians are whores and Trump also kisses Muhammad Bin Salman's wiener with such love and tenderness that he buckles the poor Crown Prince's knees. When the Presidents are sworn in, inaugurated, or some **** like that, that day should be called THE PASSING OF THE KNEE PADS. Wouldn't want his...

The only thing this thread was intended to support was poor Bill O'Reilly. This time of year must be cold and lonely for the man. I am trying to find my human side and show sensitivity and compassion.

Poor Bill O'Reilly. Things could always be worse. You gotta feel sorry for the poor impotent wifebeating bastard by this point. It's Christmas for Pete's Sake. She don't celebrate it anyhow. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bill-o-reilly-shredded-over-235417749.html Look. He's praying...

I listened to these albums while eating chocolates and petting the kitty. FVCKING KVLT!!!

"I have boner. Torments me so. Anyway, one vote for Masuimi from yours truly."

Gotta love that 70s sound. As far as Southern Rock, you much for Blackfoot? This is classic here. I hope Ricky Medlocke didn't attempt to operate a motor vehicle after this performance. *******'s a Helluva ****!

"Wellllllllllllllll!!! I just snorted a line of sheetrock out of mango's ****'s buttcrack!!!"