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I forgot the little funny man from England is considered a religious icon on this board of pornography. I'd apologize but I call entrapment for the condescending life coach leaving his Union Jack hanging in the air like that. You remember back in the day when Rodney Dangerfield was almost...

Officer William Evans RIP https://www.foxnews.com/us/capitol-police-officer-******-******-identified

A little more background about this insufferable racist on his last jihad. https://nypost.com/2021/04/02/suspect-who-smashed-into-barrier-at-us-capitol-identified-reports/

Noah Green did it. As a follower of Farrakhan he's probably one of those dirty racists too. Good riddance to bad vermin. https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-capitol-lockdown-vehicle-shooting-police-victims-173000580.html

Happy Good Friday!

That was nice of him. Hopefully Tucker returns the favor and makes Oliver relevant some day.

Better him than us though, huh? Hopefully for him all the whores that come outta the woodwork were born with vaginas. Stay tuned...

Have at it. This guy's gonna go from the penthouse to the outhouse. If 10% of what he's been accused of is true then he is done. Showing pics in that manner is stealing Kimberly Guilfoyle's gimmick since she got fired from Fox News for cornering interns ******* them to play, "Guess who's wiener...

We were having so much fun cracking jokes about police ********* and *** massacres that we forgot about Matt Gaetz. You think he posts here and is a fellow sweaty pervert too? https://news.yahoo.com/doj-investigation-matt-gaetz-looking-021425739.html

This is fun and kinda belongs here.

wrong thread. thought it was the *** massacre-palooza thread.

I guess I'll take a **** in my own mouth, I reckon...

You'uns fairly well musically inclined, I reckon?

What trash *************** does not haul away the shadow devours cleaning the rest of the street making the remainder of the garbage go far away.

My ****** was a nice lady who used to call me Crazy Rasputin. I thought it was a little redundant but that gal shot for accuracy and usually hit the bullseye. I used to watch Hammer Films with my *** on Movies 'Til Dawn on KTLA Channel 5.

I vouch. This man is no more racist than I am.

Last Supper Supper-Supper-Suppertime tonight? Just some leftovers from Ono Hawaiian BBQ.

A few years ago my wife pulled a gag on us. She pretended that she got terminated from her job as a nurse at UCLA. I didn't appreciate her prank but she let me off the hook since I was worrying so much that I might actually have to get one of those job thing-a-ma-jigs.

A little more information coming in. https://www.yahoo.com/news/suspect-identified-deadly-business-dispute-174559462.html

Anybody playing any good pranks on ****** or friends today? Any pranks from past years that are memorable enough to tell stories about?

Thanks. It's good to know I wasn't overreacting. Even a message board store of pornography should have standards of decorum.

Women from Texas like to fight a lotta lotta. When I worked bars and nightclubs there I was 100% worthless breaking up fights between Redneck girls. I can't hit or even grab a woman. I may have tripped a few in the interest of peace. I apologize telling stories about being a doorman but I'm not...

Whoever smelt it dealt it, OP.

Is 4 dead still considered a mass shooting or just a hat trick with a plus one? Sorry for bumping the thread with such a meager offering if so. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-03-31/orange-mass-shooting-reported

I was having some problems yesterday but things have been fine for me today. Thanks Adam. As retro video game reviewer and YouTuber Wicked Gamer & Collector would say, "It was a little bit of a bummer." Today it's, "Totally awesome!". I wonder if that Dutch psychopath lurks here.

You and me were were raised in the same way just like many other American boys. My ****** was a West Texas farmer lady and would have intervened on the subway herself slapping that skinny burnt match looking boy's face silly and pinballed the fucker all over the subway car. Her right cross was...

If you consider yourself any kind of man I would think it would be more difficult to do nothing than to involve yourself to protect a woman who was taking a beating. The only, only thing I could think of any reason to not get physical may be the hotel policy on their security guards. I've...

Amen *******. Everyone would have been better off with him living his life inside of a cage. Lions and tigers are more civilized than this cowardly bloated rodent.

There does seem like there's something off about the guy and his situation. My ears are definitely open. He may choose to run to the loving arms of Sean Hannity next time instead of dealing with Tucker's show again which wasn't as comfortable of a place for his ass as he was expecting. Better...

My wife has an excellent job at the hospital that brings us many benefits. Go Bruins! John Wooden, in Heaven, must be proud. He'll make his decision about the basketball team sometime next week based on final results.

Agreed. The ****** was right in front of the door. Those 3 guys could have chased him away. Some good news, at least. Brandon Elliot has now been arrested and charged with a **** crime. Brandon ****** his momma with a ***** years ago so no one can produce any cap 'n' gown pics. Brandon has...

Did you watch the interview? I did. It was weird. Does Matt Gaetz have the type of actual history that would make people believe he would have a sexual relationship with a 17 year old girl? He's 38 himself and it would be weird if he was running around with even 18 or 19 year olds. Wonder how...

UCLA is good.

NYPD may need some assistance from the community. WWBD (What Would Bronson Do)

There were actually two racist attacks against Asians in New York today.

Or Clemson. There has to be an origin to it like the story of the origin of Buffalo Wings. The Wings were by necessity but the crap on the face is a choice. I know us as White fellas get a little green in the gills when we age and can look undead in high def but there should be a limit to a...

Hey Gmase, do you have a theory or backstory of why Trump goes Orange-face? Could it have originally came from him competing in a hands-free Buffalo Wing eating contest?

Here's another one. No mug shot yet but one is coming. Hopefully these attacks stop or this thread will turn into a photo album.

Politicians are happy when we are divided and at each others’ throats. Whatever side of the fence we are on we have to keep in mind that these elected rodents work for us and we can vote them out and recall them. Don’t care about them any more than they care about you.

Went to the dispensary today and wanted some more of that good Ghost OG Indica. They were out in its regular bud form but were selling Ghost OG Indica shake for only $16 per eighth. I have never bought an eighth so cheap in my life and I got 4. Just smoked some shake and the effect is just like...

I'm going to remain optimistic as I think the anti-racist and highly civilized peaceful protestors will voice their grievances with elegance, grace, and clarity like we were told they acted before. They won't even turn the volume of their car stereo past 3. I believe in due process for them too.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. These fuckers need to be exposed and incarcerated. Post the mug shots or show the head inside the basket.

I view you as a good and moral guy. We may have disagreements but we both want what is good for everyone. Comparing *** ownership, which is a right, to driving a car, which is a privilege, might be challenged in court a bit. You and me do not make the laws. Politicians do. They care more about...

If it's the cost of freedom then the inner cities of America will look like the Gaza Strip. Race cards will be turned into race billboards. I don't have a better solution so I'm not arguing. 19,300 ******* is a lot to account for.

19,000 US *** deaths? Those were homicides? That would be 52 *** homicides per day. That is a lot, I admit. I imagine if we were to prioritize *************** and implement *** control those measures would be focused where the greatest concentration of those 19,000 *** homicides occur. What...

Starts tomorrow https://www.fox9.com/news/derek-chauvin-trial-what-to-expect-for-opening-statements

Back when SNL had a few decent writers on staff. Sure must be fun writing comedy during candy-ass cancel culture. SNL is about as edgy as a marble nowadays.