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The return of Wedding Cake. That's some good Indica for $185 per oz. Stony AF@24.25% THC

Best film title ever.

Is someone suffering from Toxic Masculinity today a fella that used to be called a Man's Man? A modern man of today may moonlight as a lady tonight.

Good luck with your second shot tomorrow.

I guess that crooked shyster goes off to the big pawn shop in the sky. Time to wrap a chain around it and set it on fire.

If Matt Gaetz goes down and is unable to be a Florida Congressman anymore he’d be perfect to run for Governor of California in our Recall Election Award Show. He’d fit in with the other candidates as they appeal to voters while walking the red carpet. TMZ’s Harvey Levin will moderate the debates.

Tough words from politicians about *** control bring big sales at *** stores from customers. I’m sure they hope Biden slings plenty of blarney so the cash registers ring until 2024. Barack Obama’s face sold guns like Uncle Ben’s sells rice.

I would have settled for Arnold but if you could get the actual Donald then sign him up.

Work on finding these brown bombs. Those nipples look like cupcakes.

I don't have the attention span to get into those games. When I press the start button all I wanna do is ****. Is there an RPG you could recommend?

If you give a good enough boob massage she might do that work for you you were saying you were planning to do.

The recall election cycle would make a great reality show. It's all the entertainers that can't get jobs in entertainment. In the right hands that could be mighty entertaining. I would pay them if they allowed me to be a part of the creative team.

My wife offers me hers and wouldn't appreciate me prowling around looking to honk some strange lady's boobers.

Only clean thing about Mary Carey is what she claims in her hooker ads. You know Gary Coleman ran the last time? Ariana Huffington also ran but got less votes than Mary Carey and Gary Coleman.

Not at all. The second one caused some arm pain in my wife and ******-in-law. I'm a hearty fella but my wife likes to pamper me and made sure she was off on the day I get my second shot. I'm not worried but I'll enjoy the pampering. Good luck with your second shot, gmase. You'll be fine. Kick...

I already had enough firearms but needed to increase my *** to *****, axe, and ***** ratio so I bought a storage shed full of swords, axes, and knives. Gotta balance out the gear belt, bandolier, and sash or my britches may fall down.

I got my first Moderna shot today. Second one is May 11. In and out of UCLA in less than 20 minutes.

Arnold's former maid is better at turning tricks and hustling fellas than she is. Where is Mildred Baena's campaign at? "As a former maid who better to clean up California?"

Check out the hot crowd in La Grange, Georgia. They got so excited when Chick Donavan came out they practically caused a riot. Whoever is in charge of that building needs to bolt down the foundation for the rematch. That lengthy promo at the end really heightened the tension causing much...

I heard Hogan got booed. That warms my heart. Even as a bratty *** in the 1980s I hated Hogan. What made me **** him even more was how gullible I was always thinking one of my favorite heels would end Hulkamania. Bubba The Love Sponge took him out with a little help from outside interference...

Went to Big Tomy's over on Pico and Sawtelle. Got 2 Double Chili Cheeseburgers, Large French Fries, and a medium diet ****.

I think it may have to do more with them being Californians and New Yorkers. Joan Rivers described herself as a California Conservative. I found a lot in common with her thinking. I'm a tolerant person socially but have concern with how wisely my tax dollars are being spent. A Liberal from West...

From where I’m sitting on the West Coast it looks like Cuomo has more pitchforks and torches coming at him than even Newsom does. Is Andrew as much of an arrogant bully as he’s been portrayed?

A lot of the recall decision is based on emotion. Under normal election cycles Gavin Newsom may be the closest thing to California having any kind of a moderate for Governor again. Voter trends and demographics are what I'm basing my opinion on. As a person who has a few bucks I'm looking for an...

Gavin Newsom has the exterior appearance of a power hungry game show host. He is incredibly phony, even for a Californian, and comes off as insincere. Even when he apologizes for screwing up he looks like he's selling toothpaste. Gavin got a little too big for his britches coming off a bit too...

Last night I had some leftover Chinese Food from Cheng Du for supper. I got high later then ate an entire DiGiorno Pizza and 6 Donuts from DK's Donuts. Sure was good.

Goodness gracious sakes alive, Sportsfans! We have a hot vaj alert! Somebody sound the alarm! That cunt is the ****!

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If Newsom gets recalled I imagine we'll have another line-up of D-List *********** running for Governor again. Kathy Griffin should have an interesting campaign depending on if she's taking her medication. This picture exposing Gavin Newsom as a hypocrite will be hard for him to overcome and...

Says it's a South African place. Wonder how the Roasted Pygmy is. I imagine they have their own AbOriginal recipes at the NZ location.

Imagine the fierce competition crowning the World's Dumbist Porn Star. At least they can count to 22 if they take off their shoes and pull down their pants. I wonder if the pageant tests for performance enhancing *****.

What's Nando's? If that place has good Mexican Food then there you go. Hope they pour a good Margarita too.

More Brazilian Thrash Metal

I appreciate you being here as a person of color. We need your perspective. It is necessary that we have open and honest dialogue between the races to have better relations and end racism together. As Americans we also really need to stick together and not allow others to divide us. We can still...

More Kendra Roll. HOT, HOT VAJ!!!

How awesome would it be to bring back Girls Gone Wild if you could have Matt Gaetz and Hunter Biden team up to encourage and corrupt the ******* barely legal goofy sluts and really put them through the paces?

No update since then. https://www.yelp.com/biz/vitellos-restaurant-studio-city-10

The wingman is about to be flipped like a turtle. Whether you are a D or R in politics try to enjoy the Jerry Springer Effect. https://www.yahoo.com/news/latest-twist-matt-gaetz-sex-201913703.html

Ready & Willing has a hot vaj and sexy balloon knot. I vote for those.

I think it's natural for us as humans to want to have the least amount of connection or similarity to any of these maniacs. Whenever there is a mass shooting I hope it's not a White guy but statistics indicate there is a real good chance of it. The weird folks are the ones hopeful and eager that...