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Norm MacDonald once won $30,000 ********. He went and threw the $30,000 off a bridge into the water. Why did Norm do that? His reasoning was that he had such a ******** problem if he didn't throw 30K into the ***** he woulda lost 60K if he went back to the tables. Norm is always right but don't...

Good one, Lux. When I was a young, innocent Catholic High School boy I would ride the bus and pop a boner every time the bus hit a bump. I kept my backpack on my lap and the friction and being 17 caused the erection. I would get off on 7th Street but the largest bump was on 9th Street. I'd get...

At the end of the meal when the payment is owed I usually just use my credit card to take care of the steak.

Did that end up more disgusting after a second take or did you intend for me to throw up on my shoes? That must be some regal Hollandaise Sauce caked and spackled all over the top of that pillow. You can enjoy the pillow all day because it's stuck to your face. This is somewhat / not really...

I want to find out who she is so badly I may venture over to my friendly, neighborhood Buick dealership, find the sales manager, then put his head in a vise and crank it until he surrenders the information.

Let’s keep looking. When we find her we might also find a nice Instagram page with all kind of her sexy stuffs.

One of the newer songs from Michael Schenker with Doogie White on vocals.

Michael Schenker reunion with Scorpions in 2006.

My favorite UFO song.

Why does Phil Mogg look like Bon Scott's ugly ******?

Let’s work together, my friend. It’s for a good cause. This “Jeanette Souza” keeps popping up but that’s different gal from a different Buick commercial.

I've tried to find her name through Google and Image searches but haven't come up with anything yet. I haven't given up though.

She sure got a purdy mouth.

Use the promo code and they won't cost over $140 but only $140. Check to see if Mike's in the office next week so you can arrange a meet-up at a parking lot of his choosing where he will officially officiate a brand new promo code making you 100% official.

What is more likely? Will Andrew Cuomo resign as Governor for bad acts or return his Emmy for being such a good actor? Maybe the Oscars will give him the Harvey Weinstein Lifetime Achievement Award this year. No one would know since nobody watches The Academy Awards Show.

It surely was. I am a big Welcome Back Kotter fan. I see Gabe Kaplan’s corpse is still a good Poker player.

I married a nice Catholic girl and do Fish Fridays with her. She brought home Suppertime supper from a place called Kickin’ Crab. A nice Cajun-type place and we ate shrimp, crab, calamari, corn, and rice. Good stuffs.

Ava Devine - any broad dingy enough to giggle when her asshole falls out is someone worth admiring and casting your well thought out vote for. https://efukt.com/1864_Oops!_My_Asshole_Fell_Out!.html

Wow! Now that's a hot, hot vaj! Like an In 'n' Out Furburger that I plan on eating ****** Style 😲

I like my Nintendo 3DS and I'd really like to be able to get into the Shin Megami Tensai and Persona stuffs. Anybody a fan? The clips are fun to watch.

This video is a good companion piece for all the Maki Itoh stuff. Cornette's takes are always hilarious and blunt. You don't have to agree. Just enjoy.

This is a double post. I invite the moderators to delete. Thank you super nice.

Can you believe they put this bizarro Japanese silliness on American television? I have to admit I enjoyed it and her more than I was expecting.

Why hide something so round, full, and tasty to eat?