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I'd still ***** that **** over anything from Petras"s disgusting coffee mug.

He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, 2 coats.

I am surprised that these haven't shown up yet.

Over here, braunschweiger and liverwurst are both offered in the supermarket deli's. The liverwurst is a far more ground and processed product than the braunschweiger. Seasonings are more added to the liverwurst. Braunschweiger has it's grittier texture which is something that I don't like...

Consider that the design of bicycles are pretty much designed wrongly. Men's bikes have that bar that is dangerous to the nut sack. That bar is much more useful to the female riding on rough terrain. As far as cars go, I might change my position. Cars are definitely an extension of a man's...

My thinking is that an exhaust pipe is more of a female receptacle. If it were phallic, a man can't stick his dick into another dick. As far as the bicycle goes, that is confusing to me. They are produced by gender. If it's gay for a man to ride a woman's bike would it be straight to fuck it...

I am older than you and I think you are the biggest asshole on this board. Your theories and ideas mean nothing. Your age equals knowledge theory confirms this.

I'm not done with you pal. There are people here nearly half my age and certainly younger than you that have been having success in life. More than me and You. Don't deny it. There is nothing that you or I have on them when it comes to being successful. A model that pays her rent with the...

Too many of your statements I can not address in just one post. I don't understand what world you live in. You are 38. You are both young and old. You seem to want to lock yourself into an age restricted world. What are your age restrictions for personal interaction? How old is too old to accept...

Sun chips are disgusting. That **** is made out of...anything and taste that way. Frito Lay is a boycott of mine for many reasons. One of them is that is that there are better tastes out there. Andy Cap Hot fries is on my list.

That's kind of the same thing I am talking about. Most of my friends are younger than me. Work buddies. We share different activities and it is all good. Similar interests but we are not the same. We are not a part of each other's lives. We accept each other for what we are. As the older guy, I...

No more than having her jerk me off. I ain't sticking my dick into anything so sleazy as to fuck anyone she finds on a trail.

Trying to hang out with younger people is creepy. By the same token, if you just happen to enjoy the same things that younger people do then I don't see a problem. It's sharing an interest. Nothing wrong with that.

Having a woman is optional only if she keeps her mouth shut and can make a sammich.

Target has a line of Archer **** chips that are to die for. Flavor combinations that want you to try every one. These are not your over salted, weigh the bottom of the bag with crumbs chips. Quality stuff.

Damned it, I know you are back. Post more food stuff woman. Titties too, I like titties.

All of the above except Mayhem's last sentence. He is a tree hugging liberal to the point that he sticks his dick into oak knotholes. But all in all, we all do suck moose cock. Enjoy the fun. Edit: Blue Countach is a lawyer. Treat him as you would any other scum.

Thus dude was always able to pull it of well.

Cano only got 3/4 of what he was asking for. Still ridiculous money but we are talking about Nintendo money which runs deep. Only 3 players last year making over 1 million. Felix Hernandez 20.5, Hisashi Iwakuma 6.5, Dustin Ackley 2.7. Total payroll 73.5. Add Cano's contract and they still get a...

How dare you. Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.

A similar thing happened to me, not with my face down there but with my hand fingering her really well. We both burst into laughter and the mood was not that much broken. We both had a ***** and later got back in the mood.

Ticket time baby. I love it. Petra gave away nearly 200 items last year. The models were very generous putting up subscriptions to their sites. Nearly everyone got something. I hope she doesn't change the colors. I still have tickets left over from last year.

I work with a guy that never packs any Christmas tree decorations away. When it's time for tree to come down he just throws a bag over the tree, lights, decorations, garland, stand and all and drags it out to the curb. Can't be bothered with the time and storage. Next year it's a whole new set up.

In real life I would never strike a woman unless she had a weapon. On a television show I would plant my foot up her ass.

Awe, come on ***, you know exactly what we are talking about. Or... maybe you don't. It doesn't matter. Model or no model, chat is chat. I forget who recommended you to come here but she is an active chatter and would not have suggested these boards unless she thought you could have some fun...

I don't want to disrespect the OP or his question but it's just that simple. Go grab a 6 pack and head over. You now have something to do tonight with people. Better than sitting alone at home thinking about texts.

By that same matter, there are is a far smaller percentage of other members that don't post here. If you go to the Babes section, there are 10 pages of threads with action today. Niche and fetish has 3 plus pages. In this talk section there is less than a page and a half. All that says is that...

I'm lucky enough to live in a developement that handles these services. Large green metal receptacles that carry our furry loved ones to their final resting place.

This dude must have started in May with this set up. Lights set to music.

Yea, I'll go with that. Cars don't have dicks therefore it is not gay to fuck your car.

All that being said Stiffy, with 1 out of 1000 people born with any kind of sexual or gender anomaly, no matter how slight or medically corrective, you are really starting to find needles in the hay stack and want to make it into a needle and hay stack. The needles don't define the hay stack. If...

That looks like my Saturn. I should really get to know it better. I may be missing something.

Don't **** on candy canes. They have no expiration date so they are fresh forever. I toss them into my car console rather than Lifesavers or mints. Also served as sweets for my card games.

I don't think so. He had already sold out 12 consecutive nights there. Bruce Springsteen had sold out Giant Stadium 5 consecutive nights. Just like Vegas contracting acts for an entire year. NYC is a top tourist city. Radio City Christmas with the Rockettes sells out 2 and 3 shows a night every...

A bottle of ****, toilet paper, Maggie, I'm on the same page as you. The possibilities are endless.

Well, I've gotten far less success posting my junk. I won't argue with your success though. Perhaps Mcbrian should send her a picture of your junk. If he posts mine, all he will get is lots of giggling and pointing.

Dirk and Hawk, stop that right now! Posting pix of your junk only works half the time. Behave yourselves. Mcbrian, this texting **** should be left for business and ******** buddies. Wait a few days and call her on the phone This is a woman with interests. Let her hear your voice. It's a much...

Billy Joel announces Madison Square Garden residency Dec. 3, 2013, 12:52 PM EST NEW YORK (AP) -- Billy Joel will perform once a month at Madison Square Garden -- if fans will have him. The icon announced Tuesday that he'll perform a residency at the famed NYC venue once a month for as many...

So now labels are wrong? Let's stop putting genders down onto birth certificates. No more separate bathrooms or locker rooms. Make all baseball gloves fit both hands. No more naming religions or nationalities. At what point does this nonsense end? May we keep labels on soup cans?

There's a lot of stuff that is cut and dry. Men have dicks and women have vaginas. Its only gay if its in the classic sense of actual guy on guy? You put a dress on a guy and he is still a guy. Same sex couples making love is homosexual. If you don't like the word gay then pick one out suits you...

Wal-Mart's Black Friday hit? A 29-cent towel By Catey Hill, MarketWatch Most consumers went into Wal-Mart this weekend hoping to score doorbusters on things like televisions, tablets, bikes and toys. But the retailer has a not-so-dirty little secret: its customers -- who risked punches...

I'm picturing dogs out in the yard and getting chopped up by Amazon drone propellers.

Ace, where are you Ace, ACE!!!

Your friend is an idiot in more ways than one. Why would anyone... just figure it out for yourself.

Amazon Fresh offers free delivery of groceries $35 minimum in Seattle and LA. They carry anything found in a supermarket at normal everyday prices. 21,000 items. Order by 10 am, delivered by dinner time. Order by 10 pm, delivered by breakfast time. These guys are ready to take over the world.

Washington (AFP) - Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos says his company is looking to the future with plans to use "octocopter" mini-drones to fly small packages to consumers in just 30 minutes. The US retail giant's ambitious project still requires additional safety testing and federal approval, but Bezos...

At the track. A guy at the window that decides to start reading the form to handicap from the tote board. Make your fucking decision before you step into the line.

Okay pal, keep your dick in your hand and live the rest of your life that way. Cry in your Corn Flakes. This real world at this time has no place for you. Find a way to end your life. There is nothing here for you.

Tom Sawyer. It doesn't sound similar to any other song. Very distinctive. Anyone can tell that this is a Rush song.