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If some fella pinched off a loaf on a stale toasted bun it would be called the Improbable Burger because that is still a possibility if you go to Burger King.

What's the worst thing that could happen? Just throw a wet blanket over him if he goes full-assari.

I woke up one Sunday Afternoon minding my own business. The doorbell rang even though I wasn't expecting anyone. There was a fella's face on the other side of the jailhouse window. I opened the door and greeted him. At the top of the stairs he tells me his name is Dutch. My ****** is the Russian...

Let assari guest mod for a week. It'll be like when Burt Reynolds used to fill in for Johnny Carson. I still don't know why anyone would volunteer to be a lion tamer for sweating perverts.

That meat looks like it came straight from Dr Prager's colon.

New AC/DC. Tempo seems a bit slow but I guess it's OK for their age.

Carrying over from my other thread but what the heck happened to Burger King? I used to love Burger King as a ***. You could blindfold me and I'd know the smell of a Double Whopper w/cheese. Burger King seems to have gone so far downhill over the years. The one I go to on Sepulveda/Palms is...

Reviewbrah was not impressed either. I think the "tangy" mayonnaise was rancid. What the heck happened to Burger King? They used to be fairly decent but now I feel they're the worst of the major burger fast food franchises. McDonald's Spicy Chicken Sandwich is much better and my local McDonald's...

Aw c'mon...

I wonder when Batman got his Red Wings.

Sign up for archive.org That's all I did... https://archive.org/download/htgdb-gamepacks

Austin has sure changed a lot since I lived there in the mid 1990s. We still go a time or two a year. I think we go to eat more than anything. Kerbey Lane and Terry Black BBQ. Nothing like a real Tex-Mex Breakfast then some real Texas BBQ. These mass shootings are making me hungry.

If I were to actually seek employment, for even one day, if this was the day I got hired for, I’d be getting paid time and a half.

This is us removing our masks showing our new faces...

The Dr Fauci of his day. Too bad Peter Cushing couldn't play 2 mad scientists.

Didn't Jon Stewart used to follow Letterman on CBS? I think that was mid-1990s after Stewart left MTV. That would be 12:30 PM time slot, California Time.

If Gavin Newsom loses his job as Governor he can take over for Pat Sajak as the new host of Wheel Of Fortune. How many times have I said that insincere douchebag looks like a game show host?

It was the 1990s and a weird time for music. My girlfriend gave me a couple of tickets to a concert. I gave the other ticket to a buddy and we went. During the show out of my side-eye I see my buddy moving around kinda gyrating. I looked at him and asked, "Are you dancing?" He sheepishly...

Naftali Bennett was sworn in yesterday as new Israeli Prime Minister. Couple of articles on the updated situation over there. https://www.npr.org/2021/06/13/1005724415/netanyahu-is-out-naftali-bennett-will-be-installed-as-israels-new-prime-minister...

I have been very lucky as well as fortunate in my life. I was Hell On Wheels in my youth and should have died before 23. I kept doing dumb and sometimes dangerous stuff without consequence. Almost felt like someone good or bad was looking out for me. I drove a Camaro halfway through an office...

Finally had the Burger King Spicy Ch'King Sandwich. I won't say it's the worst of the new Chicken Sandwiches but it is the least best with McDonald's beating it. The Spicy Ch'King was dry and not spicy at all. I will not be going back for another Burger King Spicy Ch'King Sandwich. On a scale of...

Finally had the Burger King Spicy Ch'King Sandwich. I won't say it's the worst of the new Chicken Sandwiches but it is the least best with McDonald's beating it. The Spicy Ch'King was dry and not spicy at all. I will not be going back for another Burger King Spicy Ch'King Sandwich. On a scale of...

Hopefully she ran into this fella eventually. Poetic Justice washes all the **** away leaving you feeling clean.

I rent a guest house to a fella I refer to as The 58 Year Old Virgin. It doesn't help that he's a pudgy, furry Jewish guy who has an uncanny resemblance to David Berkowitz. He's a horny little hedgehog who likes chatting up 19 year old Mexican girls for some reason. He gets real excited and...

Burgertime Deluxe on OG Game Boy. Much more forgiving controls than NES Burgertime which makes it more fun to play. I've been playing my GB/GBC games on an aluminum shell Boxy Pixel Game Boy Color.

You don't ***** *******? Five 20s say I can Finnish inside of her.

Bomberman and Bomberman 2 on Nintendo DS

Bomberman on OG Game Boy. Really enjoying playing Game Boy and Game Boy Color Games lately.

I like shotguns. I like machine guns. Why choose? How can I get me this sumbitch?

Being from Nordic land you have a legal right to be a troll and even when you go full assari I still think you're a fine moral Christian gentleman.

Wonder if Moses ever got so high he thought he was The Omega Man on The Planet Of The Apes in search of Soylent Green which is people.

Time for Joe Rogan to weigh in...

If I saw Jesus I would mistake him for a hobo that lives under the Venice Bl/405 underpass. Check out the burning bush...

Seems like you're able to process things out. It's good you kept your cool and didn't risk losing your freedom or being sued. If this guy is a criminal he may run into the wrong citizen or cop. People do get held accountable eventually.

I'm sorry for what happened to you. I hear you about a desire for revenge. Revenge can bring closure. Since revenge wasn't an option I'm glad the feelings have been dissipating over time. I don't believe in Karma but I do in Cause & Effect and bad things tend to happen to bad people for good...

Who in the heck would hire Susan from Impact Wrestling to give a Happy Birthday greeting to a buddy?

To **** someone is not to dislike them. When you **** someone it's like a dysfunctional marriage where you go to *****, **** up, and live your life obsessively thinking negative or morbid thoughts about someone else. Back in Elementary School the nun who was also Principal managed to say one...

Nothing wrong with being a moderate. At least you examine issues individually instead of allowing yourself to become a dipshit marionette for a political party. You keep being you, gmase.

Asteroids on the OG Nintendo Game Boy.

Hopefully in China.

You didn't pass the fastidious diva's purity test daring to only agree with 98% of his point ******* him to jump on his broom and fly outta here.

I don't watch basketball but I saw the news. Phoenix Suns.

Does Braun have the rights to the "Choo-Choo!" sound he makes when he runs around the ring?