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Her Yelp is hilarious. People describe her as an inattentive office diva who constantly mentions her television appearances. I always get a kick out of her General Hospital head shot. She can straddle my kebab any day. She rated better at a 3.2 outta 5 on this review site. She got an automatic...

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OK, it's Monday. Time for a look at the scoreboard. This past weekend in Chicago we had 12 dead with 70 shot. Fairly steady. https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-********-10-dead-65-063610523.html

He was melting away for years before finally turning into a puddle of wax. Everybody's wick runs out sooner or later.

Those Middle Eastern ladies eat a lot of hummus and rice and it goes straight to their boobs.

Hey Johan, here's a question for you. You can fuck your favorite porn star all night on Saturday but you have to eat her for dinner on Sunday. You do it or no? You ever see that messed up ******** film from Germany? The guy was a gay ******** and it was dude on dude ***********. Germans have...

I never met Jackie Mason but Rodney Dangerfield was a member of a gym I worked at. Rodney comes in one day and the 17 year old girl at the desk asks him, "Hey Rodney, why weren't you in Caddyshack 2?" His face turns beet red then he screams at the poor ***, "CUZ I DIDN'T FUCKIN' WANNA BE IN IT...

It would to me. I would rather eat a woman and make sure she's not some old hen that's tougher than a goat. Also way less gay to eat a woman.

Amen. I've said tons of stuff about those BLM buffoons without an issue. Funny thing is since they showed up seems people who's lives matter have started ********* other people who's lives matter at an escalating rate not seen in years. It's all in the marketing, baby, and the only real color...

Was part of the terms of your divorce settlement that you had to agree to be a mod here? If so that judge is an insufferable prick and really threw the book at you. When are you up for parole so they can begin the search for a new trustee?

This guy's soft eyes looks like he's way too used to it. She loves being a domineering bitch in the kitchen as long as cooking and cleaning isn't involved. Imagine if that weak fuck of a husband left the toilet seat up.

I'm going with yes on this one. She sure got a purdy mouth. Big bewbs too. Her FNC profile pic makes her look like a soap opera star.

I don't even know how to label these people. A foul enough disparagement hasn't been thought of yet. Attacking a 61 year old woman and stealing her walker too? https://www.yahoo.com/news/group-nyc-suspects-seen-beating-122200308.html

That's some ghetto fuckin' air conditioning. Glad I live far enough away from that hot mess to laugh at it. By now Detroit and maybe even Baltimore are laughing at Chicago too. St Louis' funny bone is getting tickled right now. EAT **** GANGSTAS!!! Take me out to the South Side, To take...

Some mid-week hijinks in the Windy City. Wonder how Calamity Jane is holding up after she rounded up that posse of Census Cowboys. https://news.yahoo.com/teen-******-17-injured-3-144232134.html https://www.yahoo.com/news/chicago-party-bus-drive-shooting-104943979.html

Today is your lucky day, sir. I found a new and improved Michelle Bachmann. Punishing Percy will never be the same again and has surely been upgraded. Her name is Tracy. She's also a cop so be nice. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Ou2r/relief-factor-quickstart-tracys-testimonial-featuring-charlie-kirk

Had a ****** dinner out at Korean BBQ. I have not gone out for Korean BBQ since before the pandemic and we used to go all the time. Great place in K-Town with some tasty BBQ. We waddled out and were all food-*****.

Heck yeah! I've not given up on rebooting MTV's The Real World. I got a new roommate in the house... Bring on ****** Abigail...

What the heck did Bill do to poor Lis Wiehl? Such a sweet face on her except unfortunately she has a Karl Malden nose.

I'm picturing the disgraced Irishman making a set of Benoit Balls out of potatoes. Always fun when someone calls himself The Culture Warrior but ends up having to hide from his neighbors. The show was fun while it lasted but that's a compliment coming from a professional wrestling fan...

OK, we got 11 dead this past weekend again. Maybe the Mayor's leadership is starting to steady the wheel. If only 10 people die this upcoming weekend, in addition to those gunshots, I expect to hear corks popping off ********* bottles in celebration...

It’s been so long I forgot what I was aiming for. If, in fact, it was false equivalence as you said, then I admit defeat and you have surely triumphed.

BLM = Bureau of Land Management. Nice headline though. Made me click. Thanks Fox News. I knew there was a reason I watch you 24/7/365. https://www.yahoo.com/news/things-keep-getting-worse-biden-132739510.html

Good to hear from you German fellas. Take it easy up there. Good luck too.

How about Bill Cosby? Being a mod here is as close to a booking as he can get. There's no women members here to **** anyhow.

I just committed myself financially to RPGs blowing way too much money on them. Nintendo 3DS: Shin Megami Tensei IV Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Overclocked Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker Shin...

If those two dippy broads' argument about politics was a rap battle it would look like this...

We've had enough serial killers in the State of California to fill a small country. More than Texas and Florida combined, I betcha.

Not enough to rap back together or mop up. 64 times???? Just a handful short of 69. Oprah reports the last words out of the deceased's mouth... https://www.wdrb.com/news/national/rapper-kts-dre-shot-64-times-moments-after-release-from-chicago-jail/article_b1e58672-e33f-11eb-9aaf-273f66f1a442.html

All those grizzly gay ******* and he never got to 69 ever.

Samuel Little agrees. He finally got honored and credited at his trial. He spent his entire life walking across red carpets. "Just seven mo' and I got mah hundy. C'mon... make some **** up."

RIP to Paul Orndorff I really enjoyed his run in WWF working with Hogan, Piper, and Cowboy Bob. Legit tough dude. Vader would agree.

Meanwhile in Cuba...

Guy who just became President of Dominican Republic had an interesting campaign strategy. "We will build a wall and make Haiti pay for it!"

Only 11 dead this past weekend. Last I checked 11 is less that 14. Hopefully that makeshift babyface tag team continues to take a bite outta crime before one of them becomes a model. Arriba! https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2021/07/12/chicago-weekend-shootings-***-********-july-2021/

Super Mario Bros on the Nintendo Super Mario Bros Game & Watch.

You made me picture AOC debating Scott Steiner now. Scotty would beat her ass if this was a math test though.

If we can have it on Monday Night RAW I'm sure this debate will be the same quality as the last one.

Some swingin' doom right here.

Says so right here in this newspaper article. I think everything I know about Haiti I saw in The Serpent And The Rainbow. https://www.yahoo.com/news/haiti-seeks-u-u-n-050044712.html

I don't doubt there are political shenanigans about. Trump did say about sending some ***** in there previously. https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-chicago-looting-trump-offers-federal-help-20200811-3su4njj4b5g5fe5ceggvqesxzm-story.html After Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she’s ‘quite...

Better be a lotta-lotta ******* in that cake. Maybe you can get Phil Swift or Doctor Rockso to moderate this distinguished forum.

Fuck... bleeeeeeeech.

This is another beautiful song. Any Mormons here? If so, what the heck are you doing here? David Allan Coe is the same guy who put out the dirtiest Country Music album ever. How's that for range?

How many people have been ****** in the name of Satan? Maybe a few... handfuls... dozens... even hundreds of thousands. That still greatly pales in comparison to the righteous who **** in the name of their god.

Thanks for watching. Here's a fitting Motorhead song...