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Indeed they are. OK, now storytime... When I was living in Texas I worked at this Metal Club. One night I got ***** and left with my GM's ****** to give her a ride home. She asks me to go to Jack In The Box on the way. We get there and she orders egg rolls. I'm smelling these egg rolls all over...

Evidence...

Here she lost her top but luckily not her head also.

Just found out but don't know when we go yet. Eight nights, seven days round trip plane ride, hotel, plus three hundred dollar food card. Life is good and Hail Satan!

This is the 1980 Rockpalast Concert. Great live ZZ Top before the MTV era. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6Psjl56DG9bLxvHy1p08Qc6fpOlg3myL

RIP Tawny Kitean. Was fun Punishing Percy to you when I was 16 years old. Thanks also.

Five 20s still bring the honeys.

RIP Whitesnake music video lady. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tawny-kitaen-80s-music-video-135858892.html

The only thing better than a good Charles Bronson film is a bad Charles Bronson film.

Charles Bronson reads the news in real time... "Mid-town early evening two punks will get shot on the subway. Unknown shooter will be at large."

Let Dan Haggerty read the teleprompter then. "Got'ny ****???"

Reminds me when I was managing this gym. My GM would come up to me, look closely, then say, "Didn't stand close enough to the razor this morning, eh?" I'd retort back at the idiot, "I just stopped doing **** a half hour ago and I still got two beers left. What makes you think I have extra time...

Who's watching tomorrow? Hopefully SNL can find the hair on their balls again... but don't bet on it.

Appreciate you not throwing those **** under the school bus until all the facts were gathered retroactively. You are a time machine of measured sensitivity.

Waiting until the next day to poke fun at a school shooting makes you a gracious gentleman. You're good.

Whatever paycheck he gets when he gets out from Target, McDonald's, or cleaning the inside of a septic tank with a toothbrush will be gone. This Wolfe may become someone's livestock in his immediate future too.

I think pepper spray is best for most people. It does usually work. I've dropped enough 20-something year old punks with a squirt. I did have this one crazy homeless guy that I musta used half the bottle on. I got him good in the eyes. He wiped it off and said, "Don't work on me, does it?" This...

Bad actors can create worse enemies. It would take an action to enable the reaction. It's a choice. If someone chooses to ****** an 80+ year old woman that stands 4'10'' they deserve whatever happens to them by whoever does it to them.

Two elderly Asian women injured in 'disgusting and horrific' stabbing in San Francisco https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/552038-two-elderly-asian-women-injured-in-disgusting-and-horrific

I married into a nice culture. I have no respect for the Catholic Church but I respect my Filipino ****** as Catholics because many you can tell follow the teachings of Jesus. They have been good to me and I am grateful. I am the minority and I see it as them taking me in. I forgot to mention...

No Civil War. This crap can stop the moment people choose to stop. If they choose not to stop allow *************** to make the necessary adjustments. Seems these cowardly twats who prey upon the elderly feel a little too safe during their predatory rituals.

Eventually there will be serious payback. Being the one White man married into a large Asian ****** I feel I have a lot of people to look after. Every incident makes me more angry. I will allow the police to scruff those racists by the neck and drag them off into the night.

Man Charged After Attacking Two Asian American Women With CEMENT BLOCK in Baltimore https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-charged-attacking-two-asian-180911994.html

Another one...

Not sure which but I bet she wouldn't spit it out either.

Good. Know what you are capable of and what the fallout will look like after the fact. I don't want you hurt, incarcerated, or sued. Check the laws in your state about the legality of carrying a ***** cane. Would it be easier in your state to get a concealed weapon permit for a ***? Taking a...

Would that be better than pepper spray? Pepper spray works darn good on most people. Dick kick 'em afterward if you like. It may be good to keep a ***** cane for a feeling of security too. Just remember, like a ***, you don't pull it out unless you are willing to use it. Can you take another...

No one has the courage to remake this classic music video.

Another racist Asian ******. This time with a hammer. Times Square NYC

She'll be sipping semen out of a ********* glass trying to decide who she likes best.

When speaking of ripoffs I always give a mention to the Bollywood ripoff of Nightmare On Elm Street, Mahakaal The *******. Tandoori Freddie Krueger has a mullet and there are several song and dance numbers in the film. And yes, of course, I own the DVD.

Also be interesting to see if Melinda hires some 23 year old guy with a neck tattoo to be her boyfriend.

It's kinda hard to answer that. As far as California goes one day Sacramento claims we have a surplus of money then the next they claim to be broke and need more tax money. I guess it's what you believe about the funds and also their priorities as far as how to spend the tax money we already...

Adolf Hitler couldn't hold Genghis Khan's jock strap... or diaper... or whatever Mongols wore. Genghis Khan is the G.O.A.T. of P.O.S.

Dirty Sanchez is Lauren's *******.

Four stars and many arrows... https://www.yelp.com/biz/gengis-khan-los-angeles-2

Bill should ask Jeff Bezos if Lauren Sanchez has a friend.

By used the pages of the books are stuck together.

Thanks Eric. You have given me much to think about. I imagine the more times a person does LSD the more opportunity he allows for demonic possession as well. I used to drop acid all the time in high school. The timing is right because I met my other self a short time after that period. The...

Pole Position on my Tiny Arcade (1.75 inch screen).