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He's been lurking and purposely avoiding this thread. Interesting that Red XXX got that tweet. It looks like NASA can fly into them chemtrails for anyone concerned about their content. Eric cited NASA people. Do you think any of them or a group of them can pull some strings to do this research...

jsmoothpa has written another script.

There is no fucking way $50 million was made off of that tape. The numbers will never add up. $5 million is even a stretch that I'd like to see numbers for. Sure lots of people are sucked into the KD craze but not $50 million paying to see her suck a dick.

I'm going to put Mammary Mondays into the company suggestion box. If it's used I get a $25 gift card.

Just make me your friend, I know you're short of them. Sorry that I can't let you be my friend. I locked the door after Elwood cane in.

I don't think Dino needs any tips to cool his drinks. All he has to do is put them in the fridge and he'll forget about them.

Laid back in an old saloon, with a peso in my hand, Watchin' flies and ******** on the street, And I catch a glimpse of black-eyed girls who giggle when I smile, There's a little boy who wants to shine my feet.

... and any new OCSM or any new Freeones Team Member or anyone else with toes. She's onto you Bear, sees right through you. I don't blame her for calling you out playing her as a chump. Briana deserves better than you.

Isn't that why the bottom of the cans are concave? The built up pressure pushes the bottom out.

I've been planning this for months. Tonight clean the house. Tomorrow morning cook for pre-Zilla party. Tomorrow evening party up and cab out to the theater for the 10:30 showing of Zilla. 10:30 Zilla then back home for post Zilla party and poker game. Sunday clean up and kick people...

If we could pick one woman that never should have born it has to be Oprah. She is the antichrist. "It's beautiful to be big." "Come on girls, join me with my healthy lifestyle secrets." "We are all human and cave into our indulgences...Yes, even me, St. Oprah. Follow me through these depressing...

Firemen help people, EMT's help people, social workers help people, Lawyers help people? No, lawyers only help out other lawyers. It's called settlements. Every settlement assures the lawyers get paid. Ever been involved in a class action suit? One of mine was settled with a $10 thumb drive for...

Ruffian.

Lost the game with +160 but got the under-6.5 with +115. Going to take the Mets again and wait for the over/under to show odds.

Mets take 2 from the Skankies on their grass. Their Japanese import against our A baller tonight. I call even match.

Dick Nasty. Not female but pretty bad.

More than one of these planes have been built and can be rented. Tell us who has these planes? They found it necessary and feasible to build them. Allow them to be heard. After all, they made the commitment to undergo their projects. Don't put your opinion above their desires to find collectable...

Columbus had a scholar detailing the journey. In these writings, it is mentioned that the scholar could build a radio from a coconut but couldn't patch a hole in a boat.

My ex-wife had this notion that eggs were to be stored in those little pockets on the door (because that's why the refrigerator makers put them there) and pointed up because they won't wobble. As much as I tried to convince her otherwise, it was how her ******* always does it so therefore, God...

Larry Storch coming to New Jersey. Be a part of this historical event.

No one is really sure, Petra has been called worse though.

The French consider Jerry Lewis a genius. In Finland it's Larry Storch.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? You picked a bad day to ask me this. It was opening day at Monmouth Park and I'd been rolling over DDs and Pick 3s all day. I should have been in my car heading down to AC but I took the train down. My day ended when I got back to my car and got some Chinese by...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ I can't read the minds of these Freeones people and I ain't even going to try (yuck, ewee) but the metrics do have some reasoning. These 5yr low posters need stimulation and thus granted an incentive...

Jsmoothpa had his business meeting discussing the funding for his script Fantasy Fucking 1. He is in a nice quiet place working out the details to get this epic onto the screen. (that's what the doctors are telling him.)

They are not going to eliminate the team. It will be sold for fair market value. Baseball did this with the Montreal Expos. The league voted to eliminate it since it was going bankrupt but bought the franchise instead. They ran it till a new owner was found. During this time the league moved...

We export and import oil. So where do we stand? Are we self sufficient or not?

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ They have weighted out the post counts and length of membership. The attempt is to bring long timers up to speed into the threads. That is only a good thing. We have already seen these folks flow in...

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ I can see the reasoning in their weighted towards longer termed members. If they have been here so long and not posted then the benefits to post will draw them back.

Re: ★Miss FreeOnes 2014 Vote Weights are Announced! Check in to see where your votes stand!★ My penis feels so large now. 64 times those twitter, anonymous non-members. Would anyone like to see my penis?

You may not be allowed into any of the casinos but that doesn't stop you from selling your opinions. I haven't watched all of the episodes and don't know the exacts of the laws but I believe he has a business. What I haven't seen yet is him backing up his bets the other way. Say I sell you the...

At Monmouth Park watching chalk suck the money out of my wallet that I won here yesterday. Thanks for asking.

Just watched it a second time and I change my mind. DON'T slow it down, just add the Benny Hill music. Fellows, do yourselves a favor. ******'s Day or your birthday will be coming up so ask your woman to make you pancakes. Before she steps into the kitchen say to her, "Oh, by the way, put...

This video is fucking brilliant. Can Felix speed it up and add Benny Hill music?

This woman next door knows all about Deadeye's situation. He's 28 and lives home with ***. She ain't gonna be sucking his dick. Not unless he grows up and moves onto a real life without video game, Facebook, and message board friends. Dude needs to pay some rent and make ramen noodles for dinner...

I'm with you on that. There are things we can do to make our places cleaner and we have taken steps. Cars don't consume as much gas. Energy efficient lighting and appliances are on the market. Healthier lifestyles and recycling is the norm. We are now aware of what we do to the oceans and air...

Are you insane? Lemon Drop might dump your ass.

Starting to sound like a lot of bullshit. His "hot *** next door" thing sounds worse than Naughty America. "There's only one thing you can help me with..." "So what would that be?" Knocking at the door of 30 and he can't find that line? Hey Deadeye, if this woman is so much your friend then...

Ask that neighbor woman that has the hots for you if she knows anyone that might be interested in you.

Do not be afraid of Milwaukee. A week early schedule. Hasn't faced the Dodgers, the Rocks, Miami, Giants, Nats, or even us Mets. Have them play some +.500 teams. and then let's talk. Yanks, Jays, and Birds still to come. I **** Milwaukee more than the Yankees, Phillies, Braves, or any other...

How much would it cost to have my ex-wife film a gag scene at Madison Square Garden?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Vanilla Bear again Congrats to you on your 16kg. If I had breasts, hairy, and a penis you would be so in to me.

You all do realize that Mr. Big Dick has long since left this thread after he started it.

Guys, I'm still lost. There's been bitching about building new refineries so why not build them up north where the oil flows in? The bitching about more drilling has nothing to do with that. If Texas needs more refineries then the ones they have must be working at max, right? If exporting to...

Dana, that's a dude's name. Post a pic of your dick first. If those calves are any indication of what you sport then even that cheap fuck Vanilla Bear would send you a Starbucks card.

The right could have shed itself from the loonies but no. They had this brilliant idea, the Tea Party's Contract From America (which is kind of like a Pledge for America or whatever kind of other **** on previous list) could be all of the conservative selling points packed into a neat little...

I found it on Youtube. Some of the episodes have almost no volume but I did watch 2 that had good sound. It is a pisser. Sure it's more TV than reality but that's what makes it all the much better.

Are you to say scientists can't be wrong? Scientists differ in their opinions.

I understand the ships into Texas thing but from a logistics view, refined domestic oil can well be distributed from the northern tier through smaller pipe networks and rail. Texas won't have to distribute as much domestic goods and concentrate on more exporting.