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In some instances I wish my Mets would simply suck and listen to the games ****** in my ****. No, they don't do that. 8 of 10 at home before the break then a .500 long road trip. Come home to play more .500 ball. That's not how we pick up games in this league. The next 10 are against 6 Wash and...

I don't understand your question. The picture is a pile of VHS tapes. Are they porn tapes? What women are you talking about? If you are asking about the women that are in these porn tapes then please tell us who they are. I can't read the boxes. Are you talking about the women that stacked...

I had heard of the Hot Pocket challenge and decided to stage one with a bunch of friends. A blind taste test and check off on a list what variety it was. 4 tasters and none of them got half of them correct.

She didn't come into the public eye till her husband came into the NY media as a crook. She was a judge looking for a political career and he fucked that up. Clearly she had work done on herself before that and that's over 15 years ago. She's been an AARP member for quite some time but comes...

It the Israeli military walking into Palestinian discos with bombs strapped to themselves? Setting off car bombs in market places? They don't have to. They know where the enemy is hiding and launch their attacks on these specific places. Remember that Israel needs to monitor every square inch of...

No. Shiver is a gathering of Jews when someone dies.

Wrong. Hamas launches rockets from schools and hides weapons in hospitals. They hide behind their women and ********. They put their own people in danger. What is your answer assari? No more shooting from Israel? They've tried that for decades. Hamas, Hezbollah, the PLO and all of the others...

Not only does stoned Alan Colmes give pizza advice, he wants to be your next Councilman.

fuk yu boi. dis shitz crakin.

I know what you're saying but I'd bet she could deep throat a canoe.

I guess you've never been to Keansburg, NJ. They'll suck your dick for arcade tokens.

Laugh if you want but how many followers does he have on Twitter now?

CWMr_Balls. I'm intrigued. Please post links.

Tunnels from Gaza to Israel. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/23/world/middleeast/gaza-israel-hamas-tunnels.html?_r=1

Is that like buying real estate with no money down? How much to get the more advanced information from their DVDs and select access to inside information? I've got a better idea, learn how to bet horses. You'll lose less money that way.

8AM with rain. Got over a gallon of chicken broth and a small tub of schmaltz from all of the scraps I've been saving for the past months. I cooked it last night and woke up to strain it this morning.

Re: Submit a Fantasy Massage scene suggestion! 2500 FreeOnes credits up for grabs! Massage parlor on wheels. Name your fantasy and it rolls up to your door. We come to you with everything set up in the back of a truck decorated on the inside just the way you like it. Oriental Geisha, Roman...

How about a hot plate or one of those slow cookers that you throw the **** in and set a timer? A toaster oven. If you're going to drag your ass on this kitchen remodeling thing then at least make yourself some pleasant food. I worry about you dude.

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I've had some concern for Dino also. Could be time for an intervention. Then again he may prefer that we point and laugh as he does his crash and burn. We should ask him.

Time warner is in deep **** with it's SportsNet LA deal. $8.4 billion for 25 years for Dodgers rights. They want over $4 per subscriber to distribute it to Dish and other affiliates. Dish and the others told TW to shove it up their asses. Only 30% of the LA market now carry Dodger games plus...

I'm not a cop but I would expect when these undercovers are out on a job their money is marked and a few hundred extra in their socks are going to be found when they get back to the station. You guys aren't the first ones to think of this.

Tigers with the last 3 Cy winners and 2013 MVP. They are all in for this season. Funny Austin Jackson pulled from the game to with his bags packed, a ticket to Cleveland, and a fresh set of Seattle colors waiting for him. ****, you can drive it in 2 1/2 hours.

Microwave pizza is always disgusting and Elio's is by far the worst. The Stouffer's is only good in a toaster oven but it is what it is, not a pizza. You can just as well make the same thing on your own. Just order a pie from a pizzeria and freeze the leftovers for later microwaving. And for...

I take this question very seriously. You wouldn't want anyone voting without giving it considerable thought, right Dino? I need to contemplate this. Once I weigh the options I will be back and cast a vote.

Re: Submit a Fantasy Massage scene suggestion! 2500 FreeOnes credits up for grabs! I have a few more: A guy delivers a pizza to the massage parlor and the girls don't have enough money to pay. They offer him a massage. The girls rub him down, stroke and suck his dick, they fuck and he shoots...

This subject matter is much too controversial. Please move this thread to the Political section.

So what's the problem? Opting out of Obamacare? I don't think giving private citizens a choice is so bad.

That's not a tuna steak, that's a tuna roast. Gonna try my Chinese market for something that size since It won't be found in A&P. You know how much I like my beef and saving money. One time I tried slicing up one of those 20lb slabs and it was a disaster. Things have changed. I found a website...

Re: Submit a Fantasy Massage scene suggestion! 2500 FreeOnes credits up for grabs! This was inspired by Dino Velvet but I'm going to steal it. A dude walks into a massage parlor and they have a menu for extras. After the massage starts he asks for an extra woman. More massage fun and the dude...

Re: >>> Board will be coming down on Monday, July 28 for Maintenance (up to 24 hours) <<< 10 day notice of a temporary shutdown? Just another vacation for our precious little flower. Reality check: 2 IT guys with some software loading and checking. The janitor has the keys to let them out for...

Mets to Rockies: Let’s talk Tulowitzki, Gonzalez trade. http://nypost.com/2014/07/24/mets-to-rockies-lets-talk-tulowitzki-cargo-trades/ Consider that only pitching will be available in the coming free agent market. The Rocks can unload these 2 big contracts and pick from the Mets attractive...

Re: Speaking of Scandals... Confrontation looms over upcoming Bush-ear ******* report Oh Lord have mercy on these poor misguided people. Such indignity to those that chopped heads off and planned airline hijackings.

You've got to see The Great Escape. Steve Mc Queen, Charles Bronson, James Coleburn, Richard Attenborough David McCallum. Don't be scared of the 3 hr length. It stands the test of time. I'm gonna watch it again right now. The Yankee game is in a rain delay.

Sometimes I think we are a little too harsh on our Finn friend, me included. Then I run across this exchange. You are all welcomed to slap me across the side of my head or plant a boot up my ass. All I can say is, "Parody".

Yea, but the Democrats... wait a minute, I'm not falling for that.

This reminds me of a woman that worked in one of my stores. Been there 10+ years and a very hard worker. One thing to remember is that Loss Prevention answers to their own people. Everyone is being watched including their own people. So this woman is being watched and she is spending too much...

Yes, exactly that. Rhetoric from the left no better than that from the right. Don't paint yourself into that corner.

Come on X, is your memory that short?

Why is it that every time I post the Mets lose? Saturday they let the worst hitting team in baseball slap them around for 6 runs and Sunday their 3 total hits tie the game only to have the pitcher trip over his own feet fielding a ball in the 9th.

How can you fuck that up? Look at that nice glass dish they give you to cook it in.

Re: >>> Board will be coming down on Monday, July 28 for Maintenance <<< You're not going to be purging our dick pics, are you?

No. OBD is just an angry Jew.

So what have we learned? Nobody gives a rat's ass about model polls, not even Heff conducting his own poll. By this time next year they will all be back dancing at the local titty bars and licking clits on camera. Let's get something straight, polls are not elections because they don't mean a...

Some models got skunked out of certain categories and others sucked out votes in categories they didn't deserve to be in. Why not sort these things out before the voting begins. Level the playing field.

Golf has got to be one of the most bogus live events you can come up with. No coolers, food, or *****. No chairs. Stay quiet. What if you have a ***** with you? Every other sport (except tennis, another pussy participant sport) has crowds shouting during the entire match. The reason I mentioned...

I thought he was already dead. The Great Escape and Victor Victoria are 2 of my favorite movies but Maverick is my hero. Find a card game, get into trouble, escape with a few bucks and your life, move onto the next town. Monmouth Park chalk took my money yesterday. If I don't get revenge this...

In the kitchen? I've had sex with a woman in there but if you are so pressed for time to get warm toast and spanking one out, make a choice.

Did you notice that in soccer 80% of the time the ball is in the backfield? No wonder crossing mid-field makes the crowd jump out of their seats. I remember the time with no shot clock in college basketball. NC would come into Princeton and their run and *** offence would many times get shut...