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I just searched Google and got 11.3 million. Where do I get your special version of Google Porn Mr. X?

Holy ****! If we were playing the Dead or Alive game I would have definitely guessed dead.

Re: Your input is needed! What contests and prizes would YOU like to see? (win credits!) I like this a lot. Some models may not do everything requested by the winner but they could work something out. Harley Spencer has been taking requests for custom photos from fans on here. She's been...

Re: The "Obama Girl" finally came to her senses. Beautiful idea. We pay over 20% of the budget to run it plus what we send in as peacekeeping ******. Billions of dollars saved. Add in taking over that waterfront property on the east side of Manhattan. Make it a casino-hotel and turn...

I would like to nominate John_8581 to the XROC Hall of Fame. Can I get a 2/3 mandate on this?

That pool reflection across your face looks like...well...umm...something else.

Re: >>> Your input is needed! What contests and prizes would YOU like to see? (win credits!) Contest idea. Match the model. Create 5 gifs of models engaging in their crafts with their faces obstructed. List 30 names as choices so it isn't impossible to guess. You could also do a match that ass...

The philosophical aspects of ******* bugs. And thus we know why Finnish women can't stand Finnish men.

Facts about Finland. Population growth rate: 186th out of 231 Birth rate: 185th out of 223 Total fertility rate: 164th out of 221 Divorce rate: 9th out of 34 Divorces per 100 marriages: 4th out of 20 Marriage rate: 26th out of 27 So what does this tell us? Finnish women won't marry...

Sorry Happy Joy but I'll be disagreeing with you. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that as a 40yo dude, we still make mistakes. No need to get too cerebral about it. From this mistake he will have learned that 10 months is not enough time learn everything about someone's entire life. My...

Re: >>> Your input is needed! What contests and prizes would YOU like to see? (win credits!) Perhaps the contests for site passes should have a bunch of 1 day passes as consolations. Like 1 of 3 or 1 of 5 entries gets the one day. No downloads to grab all of the content but just 24 hrs to view...

In my younger days I'd shoot it on a Ouija board to talk to spirits. Now that I'm older and don't have as much jam it goes onto lottery pick cards. Call it multitasking.

A while back I was with a woman that loved food just like me. She tells me about one of her friends that has no sense of taste. Totally believable but I had never heard of such a thing. He could smell but could not convert it into taste. He only ate when he was hungry because the smell of food...

You better not tell that to XRCO. Half of their members are AVN writers. XBiz won't be too happy either since some of their writers are XRCO members and they hand out awards also. Unless you have personally served as a member of an organization that actually has annual awards and has a brick and...

As said above, you should have never opened up that mailbox. You 2 are not the perfect fit because you found it necessary ******* her trust. It's not what you found but how you found it. Live with the guilt

Re: >>> Your input is needed! What contests and prizes would YOU like to see? (win credits!) I only participate in contests that award points. I once won a prize for a 1 or 3 month free to a site but never cashed in. I don't know if they wanted any credit card info with my pass code but I...

Sorry to digress. The whole awarding process is something that I have a very strong opinion about. Back to the subject. What makes Bree Olson's dick sucking any less deserving of Hall of Fame worthy than Tori Black or Sasha Grey? Is it the swirl of the tongue? Does she not drool and spit as...

XRCO Awards and Hall of Fame. How does sucking a dick turns into some sort of art form? A bunch of guys trying to be important because they write about the porn they watch. They throw a party once a year and try to get porn people to buy tickets by nominating them. Hand some a $20 trophy and...

Have fun. Were you lucky enough to book a room? Traffic is a nightmare heading into and out of Dover racing weekends.

Check my oil and wash my windows? How about speaking English. I'm glad that I don't pump my own gas in NJ. I never have to get out of my car. But back in the day you fill up and get a pull tab to match for cash prizes or free gas. Am I showing my age?

The Twins in their small market still draw fans to the park. How do they do it? They do EVERYTHING to fill seats. Every game is a promotion. Concerts, fireworks, Military night, Jewish Night, bobble heads, tee-shirts, free dog and soda with a ticket. Every game they do something to draw extra...

Lots of the blame for the Royals and Brewers shitty teams are blamed on being small market cities. Not true. Cincinnati and St. Louis are much smaller markets. They spend more money, play post seasons and draw more fans. Atlanta is a smaller market and look at their playoff history. The Twins...

It's been disgusting here for the past week. All of these Ranger fans touching the cup much too early made me sick. Henrik Lundqvist being fitted for his Hall of Fame ring. Glad they got bitch slapped up there. This bandwagon looks as bad or worse than Yankee fans.

Well, there we go. Assari expects auto advice from 18yo cashier girls.

If the old lady was so sick, the rescue guy would be taking care of her and not be at the bus stop in the rain. My perfect woman shouldn't be accepting rides from someone like me.

No more nominations, we have our winner. The gold dress.

I thought that hair nets and plastic gloves... never mind.

The Mets have been a money pit since they built Citi Field. Committed to Beltran's contract where he got hurt and lacked production. $42M to Jason Bay to produce nothing. Does anyone remember Oliver Perez? $45M for 5 years, 29-29 4.71 ERA. And good ol' Johan Santana. 2008 16-7 but goes under the...

Not a fresh perspective but consider this. There are bad women raising bad ********. They may have come from good men. Lets consider thinning out the women that make bad choices. If you can't raise a good *** then maybe you shouldn't have ****.

Never let the truth ruin a good story.

Something had to be done. The 7-8-9 hitters are automatic outs and defenses are very comfortable putting the shift on in any situation. Bobby Abreu must have told Hudgens to go fuck himself the first time he tried to coach him.

business trip (noun):a vacation paid by the company while the spouse stays at home. I've been pulling this scam off for decades. Every time I go to the track I write off travel and food. Petra probably deducts her lap dances the same as I deduct racing forms as "trade journals". Kick my bet up...

I'm getting it now. If God exists then no one would ever die.

Vanlee, you haven't been here too long so let me get you up to speed. This woman has taken 3 vacations since you've been here. The reason we have never had her picture posted here is because she has never been in the office long enough for the flash to go off. She has enough frequent flyer...

I lived in a nice neighborhood before the Presbyterians started moving in.

Dana, put me down for 3 weeks or more before October. 400 credits.

A better question is what will come first? Another contest or Petra going on vacation again?

Kathie Lee Gifford. She must suck a really good dick. I can't find any other reason for people to keep giving her jobs.

Easy to say as an adult but adult thinking isn't in the heads of college freshmen.

Of course I'm going to disagree with ***** racing being better on TV. The race is only 2 minutes and the TV fills the rest of the time with bullshit. Stories about the owners, who fucking cares? All they do is pay the bills. What TV presents with their ***** profiles is a microbe of the...

Years back I took a cruise to the Caribbean. They had assigned tables and dining times. The waiters for all of our meals were also assigned so we would have the same one throughout our trip. Most of the wait-staff also participate in the shows presented. At our first dining we had a card with...

Judge keeps Ed O'Bannon trial scheduled for June 9. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20140523/ncaa-lawsuit/ The short of it is that Ed O'Bannon played basketball for UCLA. His name and likeness was used and sold to Electronic Arts for video games. The NCAA got paid for the licensing...

Back in the days we'd just smoke a joint to get our laughs. My patents would rather buy me weed than let me get my jollies by getting smacked in the balls. Somehow these dudes are believing getting their balls smacked by a woman is the same as them getting rubbed. I guess I'm just old fashion.

Sad to see a story like this but who do you want to toss the blame on? Outed? It wasn't like this was a private video. She was paid to film a casting couch.

Here's my nomination. That little daisy in her hair looks so adorable.

Don't be hatin' on her deserts, there was a diet soda on the check.

Yea Vanilla Bear, go on. Tell us more about these flaws. I told you he was no good for you Bri. Dump his hairy ass and let all of those other "flawlwss" women fight over him.

There is a way to search here. In the top left on the bar you will see "Babes". Hover over it and click onto Advanced Search. There you can enter any info you know. Hair color, profession, country of origin, boob size, age all kinds of things. There will be a list given. From there you can click...

Oh, hell yea. What was forgotten is that NJ did the same thing months ago. The Fat Man put in a stay and the courts rejected it. Christie won't fight it and so it goes here in the Garden State. Jagger, we are now allowed to be married. Recognized in NJ and Texas. I hope your ****** likes me.