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I had to strain really hard to pick up anything remotely close to Stairway.

I don't have any of those places around except for DQ and I don't even know if they make burghers. Best burgher joint by me is Sonic. They are good and I can get them at 7AM. I used to go to Checkers but they are too salty. A buddy raves about 5 Guys. I tried it and at best it is ordinary. I...

Where did you get any of that from what I said? Those are the rules in NJ and I believe that nothing more is needed to register. Did you see me backing Photo ID or anything other than a signature to vote?

What happened to all of that stimulus money for shovel ready jobs? Oh I forgot, there is no such thing as shovel ready jobs. But where did the money go? Warren Buffet and Steve Cohen (NRG Solar), George Kaiser (Solyndra), Larry Page and Sergey Brin (Tesla), Ronald Pearlman (Siga Tech), Al Gore...

Voting should be the simplest thing to do and by all standards it is. Just prove that you live in a particular congressional district and that's good enough. Say you don't have a driver's license, no credit cards, utility bills are not in your name. Pieces of mail are good enough to prove that...

Kars4Kids on the radio every 15 minutes. They don't tell you what they do with your car and I'm sure that the vacation voucher they give away is from some time share hustler.

Tough ****. We now own the term football. The rest of you will have to change your game to soccer. Regular season games are being played in England and a franchise will emerge. Next will be Paris, then Rome, then Berlin. There is no stopping us. We will have you people measuring in yards and...

Yup. Sundays are a routine. Cash my Saturday tickets and make my Sunday bets. Hop across the street to the produce market. Make a pitcher of cocktails. Turn my leftovers into meals. Clean the house while listening to football.

In NJ it is ******* to have an open container of ******* in public. However, on NJ transit trains you can ***** all you want.

Who were you voting for and why did you think she deserved the crown?

Welcome to the dark side. Bring your friends, I have candy. There is a town in California that has a law where if you can smell cigarette smoke from someone's house they can be fined. I'm not talking about 2 apartments next to each other, 2 privately owned residential parcels separated by...

You won't be satisfied till you drive me insane or drag me down to your level. I like cats. I used to have them. I also see the ones by my place living quite healthy on birds, dumpster jumping, and puddle water.

Ain't that a fact. Just listen to the **** slung at Obama during the primaries by fellow Democrats. They learn it at the local level. Party **** slinging in my town has seen an incumbent Mayor defeated by someone she had brought into the city council. Not only did he run against her, he got the...

Listen to these 2 sucking each other's dicks. "If everyone thought the same (like the left) everything in the world would be sunshine and rainbows. No room for dissent because we are never wrong." Reality check: We live in a great big nation with lots of people with different needs and wants...

Did you read down the article that plastic cutlery was next? I can see converting plates and bowls and cups to paper but how am I supposed to eat from it? Also: "In 2012 Haiti outlawed all plastic bags and packaging in a bid to protect its coastal mangrove swamps. Bangladesh also ****** plastic...

50 bucks for a bag of cat food. Who's the chick at PetSmart you're trying to impress? I'd eat the cat before I'd pay that.

I need to check my ticket again...how many points are for a touchdown?

What's the matter? Honey Mustard not reacting to your mojo? Do you get the same feeling from the ****** store you also visit twice a day?

Tough guy ass kicker had fun scaring everyone till he gets into county. His lawyer said that he was having a difficult time the day he went in. I guess he remembered the time he did there before. Now he's facing state pen and knows he won't be the baddest of bad asses there. That's why he tried...

Wow. You're pretty well assured about the future of this nation. You need to share this kind of wisdom. Look into your crystal ball and tell me who's going to win the 6th race at Belmont this Sunday?

No. They had been tossing this thing around for years. The reason that it hadn't been here earlier was because only 4 states were allowed by the federal government to run sports book, NJ being one of them. There were 2 things standing in the way. First was a NJ constitutional law banning it...

No, you are the little *** laying in the middle of the supermarket screaming and stamping his feet because mommy won't buy you a toy. Grow up like the rest of the adults on the left that accepted the results of the election. Remember that vote counts and recounts are supervised by both parties...

The Fat Man signed the bill into law. Doors swing open Oct. 26 at Monmouth Park. http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/10/chris_christie_signs_law_allowing_for_sports_betting_in_nj.html An interesting note: The bill says that all casinos and standing race tracks can take sports book...

I understand. You are an artist. You may have to give it several runs both ways in order to decide what would be the best finished product. Just remember that those on your list that love and admire you are also disgusting perverts waiting for their names to be called by an English tart getting...

Oh no, there are many more thought provoking questions from him: How much for a total stranger to have sex? How much to bring a model out of retirement? How much for a model to swallow a load from a fan? These are all threads he started.

I looked up what Ed Hardy is and now feel ashamed that I know. Thanks prick.

Not all of these models practice good hygiene. They get their disease tests done periodically but who knows what she's been doing yesterday? Scrape off the makeup and many of them are skanks. I also found out that many of the male talent get needles in their dicks to make them large. No thank...

They say that the new encryption would hamper investigations even when faced with a warrant for the information. He wants legislation to stop tech companies from making available security aps that can't be cracked...

Come on now. We just want to make your lives a little easier. Do it for the ********.

No. I'm thinking she might turn a new direction. Club Hybrid. "Hi! I'm Missy and I just turned 18." The manor changes to a pink bedroom with stuffed ******* and cute boy posters. No more riding crop. Pillow fights with her friends.

Ask her if the other guys she's fucking have the same problem.

The Nets are going to play a preseason basketball game with 11 minute quarters. I don't know who's complaining about the length of basketball games but somehow the league wants to try this. There is a complaint that basketball is all about the last 2 minutes and that turns into a foul and...

That really is a triple edged *****. What is supposed to be a utility company becomes a money grab. Then again, they do produce content and that comes with a price. The last thing they want to do is a la carte at reasonable prices. By the same token, no one is willing to cut the cable because if...

The problem here is that enough zombies will converge upon the fence to either knock it down or pile up for them to climb over each other and over the fence.

Or you can look to blame fellows on the left that rejected Gore and Carey. They either voted for Bush or didn't vote at all.

I know. It's pretty cheesy trying to ride the coattails of DJ Shitstain and Lil Shitstain.

We don't know if either McCain or Mitt would have been a better President. The problem for me was that McCain couldn't come up with a plan during his last few months of run. Drop the campaign and settle in congress to stay off the financial crises? He knows better than anyone that congress is...

One of those muscle magazines had an ad for male enhancement but instead of a pill it was topically applied. A cream that you work into that area. It says that you can feel and see it working with the very first application. Since it is all natural there is no need to worry about side effects...

Mr. Magoo getting 19.5 at Ohio St. I'll take those 19.5 since Ohio St. has only seen cream puffs so far.

Mandy: An invisible dildo? Don't be silly. There's no such thing as a...AAAGGGHHH!!!

I know you need a RX for these but will they write one just because you tell the doctor your dick doesn't get hard when you want it to or do they have to find some medical reason causing this?

True but so do most other news outlets. It is the way the other side's stories get packaged and presented. Even on All Things Considered there is always the little digs that get speckled through with NPR's left bias.

The bias also comes about when writers, copy editors, bureau chiefs, etc. have to squeeze stories into space and time. What gets on the first 6 pages or buried. Which stories get ****** or never followed up? Plus remember that news sells cars, shampoo, and burghers. Lots of important stuff goes...

NPR? You can't be serious.

That is ridiculous. How much do you propose to tax us for this and how is this distributed amongst all of the campaigns local, county, district, statewide, etc. The makes me have to pay every schmuck that wants to get their name on a ballot.

Wendy Williams? You are showing your gay side Will.

You guys don't have a **** boy?

I'll just toss my congrats card onto the pile. It's models like you that keep this place fun. A well deserved win.