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My confession, I did that to a stripper but only once and I was a victim of circumstance. It was at my bachelor party 100 years ago, a few months after I graduated college. It was held in the firehouse basement with about 35 guys. My 2 brothers with their friends and people they worked with, a...

No, it's just fucking creepy. And let's not get back to Clubthirteen again.

My thoughts exactly. If you didn't have to look up what a hebephile is you probably are one.

That is a very long list. I don't want to see you get overly excited and fall off the machine possibly hurting yourself. Cut Vanilla Bear off the list to shorten your ride.

No. Slip the professor the hundred bucks and follow Dino's advice

What a wonderful season I've got in front of me. Jeter's canonization has finally ended. Now I'll get A-Rod's return. Sports talk and print will be the crawling up his ass to smell his farts. And then we have the Mets. How do they fix this team? Move the fences in. Funny that the pitchers didn't...

Or a Brooklyn accent from Miss. See how long the other girls can stop from laughing. I'd order that as a custom.

Tell me more about this rail service. In NJ the Amtrak runs on the same line as NJ Transit. 2 sets of rails each way since the Amtrak doesn't stop at all stations. Are you saying that there are no local stops along your 2 Amtrak lines (north to Minneapolis and south to Chicago) that share for...

I can't remember having seen one without them. I do know that some are worn tight and some are wider.

The Mayo Clinic says that there has been a sharp rise of this for the past 50 years. They don't know why.

They just won't stop. Now they have their smoking ***. Police reports discovered 25 accidents since 2009. 14 of them hit and run. http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20141029/midtown/*****-carriages-involved-25-accidents-since-2010-nypd-reports-show One claimed a ***** stopped suddenly and...

Everyone laughed when I pegged you to be the trouble maker in the contest. But then again you are a Mob babe. We don't encourage such behavior. We also take no actions to discourage it either.

For $225 a bitch better iron my shirts and give me the cleanest kitchen floor I've ever had too.

I've got a buddy that is very into Halloween also. In fact I'm going to his wedding on Friday. Being held at a castle decorated for Halloween. Costumes encouraged. How about some Homer and Marge sex pix?

Jets can stop the rush and sack. That is everything the team can do. 1 Int 5 FF with 2 recoveries. QBs have a passer rating of 113.5 against them. Do you know what QBs have passing ratings that high? Only Payton and Rodgers. They can't hold onto the ball, can't return it. Geno Smith has the...

Telling my wife to kiss my ass while I'm packing my bags. I also missed Bob Newhart that night.

So the Jets GM holds a press conference and it's diarrhea coming out of his mouth for 20 minutes. The Geno Smith project has failed there is nothing on the horizon. I can't see this team winning any of their remaining games and rebuilding for next year is expected. And how the fans have been...

Eventually. over/under 4 weeks.

Remember Steve Fossett? He's the guy that crashed his plane in the California mountains. Maj. Ed Dames is a remote viewer and regular guest. He claimed he knew where Fossett crashed. For the following year Dames would pop in to say he was narrowing down the exact location. His mile sq map was 50...

It's logic vs money. Funny how the judge said on Friday that the TRO only applied to the 5 plaintiffs but Monday changed it to include all sports except horses, dogs, and jai alai. The TRO expires Nov. 7 so let's see not if, but how he will extend it. As far as The M, my understanding is that...

You and Happy Hapy Joy Joy? Girl, we need to talk.

I'm just thinking he was just curious about your party affiliation. Everyone knows that you are a piece of ****.

The Super Sonic breakfast burrito. Flour tortilla for bulk. Eggs that easily pass. Greasy sausage for lube. Cheese that binds it all together. Jalapeño to make you remember where it came from. The only thing missing is a corn salsa to do the scraping (now adding to shopping list on refrigerator...

"I just quit college and football so that I can marry you and spend the rest of our lives together...Lisa, where are you going?"

Why do you call it the World Cup? You should change it. It's not a cup, it's a trophy. The Stanley Cup is a cup.

White Castle. They don't call them sliders for nothing.

4:20 to go in the 1st. Geno Smith 3 int. Who made the Jets a 3 pt fav?

They pulled the perpetrator's rap sheet and he was previously arrested for playing guitar on a subway platform without a permit.

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.

Lobbyists from the National Hatchet Association will defend our rights to bear ax.

Obviously you have no idea what goes on in NYC subways. There is crime down there. Quality of life. No different than the squeegee guys at the Holland Tunnel. So he's got a guitar and not dressed like the homeless. These cops don't know who he is. Remember the nuts that were pushing people onto...

It's called loitering and panhandling. Go find a coffee house to sing in. Williamsburg was fine when the Jews were there. Who wants hipsters? They can't make free range pastrami sammiches.

You just may have become one of many victims. Sometimes callers and guests get cut off from the show because government is listening. Did George tell the story of when someone left a Ouija board in the studio? He set his ham sammich on it and somehow it disappeared. I wonder if the dead also...

Somebody ought to drag this bastard into a courtroom.

5 years later and I'm still just 18.

Of course clowns are evil. 40 of them can jump out of a little car.

No betting this Sunday. TRO issued by the same district judge that squashed it before the loophole was discovered. Monmouth Park and the Governor will move forward to challenge this decision. The leagues claim that sports betting in NJ will irreparably harm them. The judge did not comment on the...

It shouldn't be that hard. It's called add-on sales. Say you do a custom video in the shower for $X. Add another $30 and they get the actual soap.

As much as George believes all of that **** is "possible" the only thing George is afraid of is the Ouija board. A few years back he decided to go to the dark side and have a sitting. He milked this for months. Come time where everything is set up. Brought in some of his loony experts to do it...

Naw, it's just that using Raw News to combat Glen Beck is pitting your assholes against our assholes. We've all participated in the unbiased news thread so why go back to quoting the obviously biased news sources? Johan is doing nothing different from Will and we all know nobody takes his...

I've been listening to Coast To Coast for decades. Never a bad show and many classics. No subject too loony. Big Foot, Lizard Men, chemtrails, illuminati, it's all there. Now, about you riding around in your truck in the middle of the night...

38yo clubbing on a Monday night sitting in a convicted felon's car.

That's odd. The right is stupid and lie yet the intelligent left believe them enough to bring down his approval rating. Explain that.

Anyone waking up before dawn to watch Det-Atl?

Dammed fucking skippy she is. Not just her angelic beauty buy her stage presence. Messy Facial Czech Gangbangs 61 was, well, I laughed, I cried. I walked out of the theater feeling better about life.

8 minutes to go and the score is 2-0. The announcers start their wrap up and the fans are heading to the parking lots.

The rules of football are to move the ball forward. Half of a soccer match is watching a ball go backwards.

They started running the ads here about 6 years back. My girl and I so wanted to go so I looked them up. The closest one was in FUCKING MICHAGIN! A year later we found one on the way to AC. We ordered about $70 but wanted everything breakfast and lunch. The cheesecake bites made her wet down...