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The Kevin Ward Jr. death. How ugly can it possibly get?

Show us some pictures of your feet.

It's a part of the business. Look, just because you have a dick doesn't make you special even if it is large. That dick of yours has to do some work. Just like if you had big broad shoulders, showing them off isn't enough. Any model here will tell you that their biggest problem shooting scenes...

Sorry Jagg, I'm putting it all on you and The Cards. 7 of the last 8 walk-offs are Mets hanging their heads. Can we sweep a fucking series? The D Backs and Fish. 5 other sweeps all lost in games by 1 run. After last night those Mets could walk out of Philly with a split tonight (thanks guys)...

Alright Jagger, Are you ready to beat down the fish for me? Then your next 13 games should give you 10 more wins. That includes 2 of 3 from Pitt and Cinncy. The Brewers are no better than .500 for that stretch.

Wow, half way there. I'll drop a few bucks. There's a guy here in Jersey that has an interesting thing going on. When you are moving, they will come to your house and pick up any good food to feed others. Cans, freezer items, unopened shelf stuff still in date code. Rather than pack it up and...

Jews.

I don't think you are so bad looking from those few pics. There's a lot worse looking guys doing porn. You must understand that there is no shortage of guys looking to fuck women on camera. As an actor you must be willing to take any part and some of the work is gay. These studios produce...

True that black and white people produce offspring together but these ******** are always sterile and can not reproduce. I saw that on The History Channel.

Sure this goes on but let's be honest, it works both ways. MSNBC, The View, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow do the same thing. But they do welcome these guests from the other side to speak their minds. Not everyone is of the same mind watching and listening to these shows. We are not all sheep...

9:30 load car with cooler and beach chair. 9:50 board train. Scan DRF and start ********. 10:30 leave train and light up a doob. Slowly walk to Monmouth Park north gate. Find a place to park my ass. 12:00 take my hat off and rise for The Star Spangled Banner. 8:00 arrive back home.

No, no. If I had a political radio show, I would want anyone with a title as a guest. Get one from the other side and have a spirited debate. If you remember AirAmerica Radio, the right never had their views expressed. No one from the left was ever heard from and the network spiraled into the...

Not so fast with your guesses. That's a Hiroshima Carp hat. Can someone tell me why carp instills fear in the hearts of Japanese men? The Yakult Swallows. Do you know what Yakult is? Yogurt for lactose intolerant people that doesn't give them diarrhea. Who's coming into town this weekend for a...

More parking for the Ikea next door.

I love the conditions that Hamas would extend the ceasefire. Open the boarders and ports, rebuild their airport, and no disarmament. Are they fucking serious?

Go to the window and cash your ticket. http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/hamas-accuses-israel-as-gaza-hostilities-resume-1.1891835

Unless we've heard their interviews we can not make that assumption. The primary job of a Congressman is to raise money and get reelected. The way to do that is to get your face seen and voice heard. They don't care who the hosts are. By the same token, the host doesn't care what side of the...

You shouldn't be paying 39% of your income in taxes either.

You know what I'm talking about. Sometimes the spices can be omitted. That is a taste thing for the most part. I don't mind adding more spices to my rack because they last a long time and don't take up too much space. I'd like to do more oriental cooking but things like oils and stuff for...

Joe Torre taking him along for the move from NY to LA looked like a favor to the Yanks PR. Kind of like how they jumped Jeter's pay for this season from 9M to 12M for the last year of his contract.

They are politicians. Go find one that would ever turn down an invitation to talk.

No. Bringing peri-peri chicken home from Nando's does not qualify as going to a supermarket. Throwing it between 2 slices of bread doesn't qualify for cooking either even if you do take the bones out first (you did remember to take the... oh, no... don't say it.)

There is nothing wrong with tradition my favorites are non-traditional. Yea, that's Tom Seaver. I like the Bill Veeck uniform too. And Yogi Berra in the bee uniform is great.

I am a pornstar and have been fucked on camera be the very large black dick of RASQ. He is very professional and I like the smell of that cocoa butter he uses. If you find that a reason to **** on me then go fuck yourselves.

Don't get me started on those Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing movies. Only porn has worse acting and plots. Anyway, I can you hook you up big time for dragon ladies. Bethlehem, PA. The ladies bus into the Sands casino from Queens. They pay $15 for the trip, sell their $45 comps for 40 bucks...

Finish taking down my Christmas tree.

Is there anybody out there that found a site relating to ingredient substitutions? I've got lots of **** in my pantry but often times I find recipes that ask for an ingredient that I just don't stock. For instance, lard can substitute for shortening but I don't stock either. My fridge is only so...

Who has ever heard of Trunews and how many people actually listen to it? Is this program something important enough for Right Wing Watch to monitor? Where did Right Wing News get it from? Some guy that has a blog that no one has ever heard of. One of the 40 people that actually listen to...

Paul Williams creeps me out and that was before I had seen the movie. It is a funny movie though. Masturbating at the track? Have you ever been to a racetrack? Not the place to do it. Less than 10% of track patrons are women and those women... well... look like me. But several times I've had a...

I won't give a number but let's just say that I do fart dust. And yes, Little Bob still works fine. Spunky as ever. Gets his regular exercise and his friends enjoy him.

If you are going to allow your schools to be rocket launching facilities then you are putting your schools and ******** at risk. As for your Tel Aviv scenario, that is within their border and would send police directly into that area and search it out on foot. Do you want Israel to cross the...

The last place I would expect to see Miss Hybrid would be in a supermarket.

My step-*** got me into Zilla in my teens. By that time there were a dozen Zillas done. As time ****** the Zilla franchise didn't put out much but as the 90's rolled around they started cranking out more Zillas. Many people are into surer-heroes with their special powers but I never got into...

Note the time of this post. The Mets tied the Nats in the 7th and we are into the 11th in a bullpen war. Need this fucking game to 2-1 the Nats before heading into Philly for 4. Take 3 there and we get the Nats at home for 3 more. With the Mets hope always gets outweighed by what the Mets do...

I have to catch up on my Zillas. There's a few from the 90's I'd never heard of and will make it my quest to see them.

At my age they just fall off.

My inherent smell is the same. Animus Fox's sweaty balls.

Re: Submit a Fantasy Massage scene suggestion! 2500 FreeOnes credits up for grabs! Edit: Leave Petra out. She'd most likely be on vacation.

Re: Submit a Fantasy Massage scene suggestion! 2500 FreeOnes credits up for grabs! I'm stealing your idea for another fantasy massage scene **********. Freeones massage parlor. Have the women play the parts of Petra, Regina, and Dana. Find 2 dudes to play Adam and Anders. Let the hijinks begin.

Yes, that is the reason they test and those are the randoms that they do. They don't pick people at random like in sports. They will only do it for a probable cause because it costs much more than that $20 test kit Ace showed. I know first hand. I had an accident with my forklift. I was called a...

Sometimes parking can be a little tight in my apartment complex. One of the problems is that people are having their relatives to park their cars while they are off to India for 3 months. This happens all the time. Another thing is when it snows. We shovel out our spots and some put a cone or...

Many jobs require you to operate equipment or company vehicles. Climb ladders or have some sort of potential hazards attached to them. Even if you travel in your own car and it is on company time they have some liability if you get into an accident. It's a safety issue.

Yea, she looks like a dude but we all know she is a woman. If she suggested that we go back to her place for breakfast I'd go. Nothing is going up my ass though. That's exit only.

We are sitting in a theater waiting for the show to start. 5 women are sitting a row behind us off to the left. The lights go down and we are getting a waft of KFC up our noses. They had boxes of chicken and coleslaw and mashed potatoes with gravy and fries. How they got this **** through the...

It's not more complicated than getting hormone pills or injections. They grow boobs but don't make your dick vanish. (Then again, as I have aged, my boobs have grown and my dick is getting smaller.) Notwithstanding, Sarina Valentina has a clearly well defined dick, not some little nub. Sarina...

Ghidorah, the Three-Headed *******. Here we get Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan too. We get introduced to King Ghidorah, my second favorite movie being Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah . Time travel and aliens and **** like that. Then comes the Mechagodzillas. I love those. Too bad they never made a Zilla...

Really?

Don't change our definition of what a dude is. It doesn't matter how they cut their hair or how much makeup they wear or how much hormones they take to change their bodies. If there is a dick then they are dudes.

Here's where my (false?) hope comes in. 90 wins and you are in. That's .555 ball. Only the Dodgers are above that mark right now. Add the extra wildcard. and 87 wins gets in. We need to see some 2 of 3 series down the stretch. 3 of 4 from the Phillies and Cubs. They've got a stretch where they...