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Drew Barrymore is a screamer, and I'd like that. Cameron Diaz looks hot to me, but my all time favourite is still Catharina Zeta Jones!

I just made 813 MPH :D

Mine was: "Can you show me the way to (a massive and huge building in the town where I live)", while he was actually at destination and looking at it. I couldn't help it, I told him to drive all the way around the city.

Natural, for sure, small or big, I don't care, as long as they are natural. Fakes are a complete turn off.

:shocked: Strange pussies you fuck. :rofl:

:rofl2: Seems to look like LurkingDirk. :D

Great wall indeed, but I'm more interested in the names of the ladies. They look hot, especially the one in the middle and the first one.

LOL :rofl:

Get yourself a girlfriend and fuck her 7 times a day. Then you don't need to jurk off, you won't find the time anymore. :D

I believe they still are. Thousands of people still go to their concerts, so it's not like they are irrelevant. It's not because you don't like metal or hard rock that you should take conclusions like that. How many people go to concerts of actual bands? I recently went to the concert of...

I have the same thing, only I doubt between Slayer and Anthrax.

Bunnies should be in Playboy, not in a bed in a house.

Coldplay - Viva La Vida... GO AWAY! :mad:

Am I lkcuy I cluod raed it! :D Eevn it's not my mhtoer tgunoe lgunguae. :)

Damned, she is cute indeed. Bump!

You really count the words? :surprise: How many are there in this story? :D

Abandonned

Re: Who moans/screams best You guys don't know her, but I like the screams of one of my colleagues best. :D

Of course not! What's the use, it can only get stuck, it might even break (now I know it can breaks since that topic was brought up). http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=536269

So there are some normal cops out there somewhere? :surprise:

Is it the picture, or do I need to go and see a doctor, seems like her boobs are wobbling. :drool2:

Mix those two and I completely agree with you!

LOL, the Jews own the media. In America perhaps, but certainly not in the rest of the world.

He's not! :mad: He just left the building. http://vimeo.com/23661455 :)

They just have them to please men, and that's final. :D

I knew Obama was behind it. :mad:

They keep telling me he's still alive :D

Try Jazzy_Babydoll? :dunno:

I have some, but I rather keep them to myself :D If you need to know, just call my wife. :)

Beautiful girl, nice body, nice shape, but I don't like her boobs, so unfortunately, no rise here.

I get about 3 per week (here in Belgium) and they are the most ennoying thing ever invented. They should hang those guys upside down, tied on their penisses. They really **** me off. :cussing: But I've found myself a way to get rid of them. If you answer the phone and leave it there with the...

Must be fun to travel with you in an airplane. :rofl:

I didn't even know it could break. :dunno:

Depends on my mood of the day. But I like bunny outfits the most.

What a sick story. I hope he goes to rotting hell in prison for the rest of his miserable life!

I still think you look hot as hell, no matter what that moron says, honey. ;)

I don't think he's funny... It look more like an oversizes bot spamming this board.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's exactly what's going to happen, and that after only 16 posts.

Thought so... :facepalm:

Maybe for you. I still see porn stars as human being, so as far as I'm concerned to may have some physical shortcomings. And to be honest with you, I rather have them skinny then too fat. Fake boobs are a real turn off for me. So everything depends a bit what you are looking for in a women...

I voted no. Not that I don't want to say they shouldn't be allowed as such, but I think it's a stupid thing to do. If I want to congratulate someone because he/she has a certain amount of posts, I would rep him/her instead.

No one is too old, but if you want my honest opinion, I would seriously consider to remove the implants, or at least get some smaller size. They don't look natural anymore on your body.

Mutltiple times, I'm trying to teach her now to do it daily, but it goes slowly, like with all doggies. :D

I already saw all of them. :( Still funny though, but I expected to see some new ones.

I was thinking the same thing!

What's all the fuzz about that one word I wish they never invented "racism"? I mean, nowadays, whatever you (at least that's how it is in Europe) is racism. Just try to adept to each other and live your life, after all it's not that long (and definitely too short to worry about stupid terms as...

And that story should be in English I guess? Or can we write it in our own language? Because it's not fair, it's so damn easy to write it, only not to do it in English when that is not your ****** tongue.

Still no winners? :uohs: