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And you were not alone.

A lethal Ninja Jew? :D

I would try to have as many orgasms as I could. For sure. There's nothing else interesting being a woman. Besides playing with your boobs and pussy of course. :D

It's a shame they don't deliver it in better and stronger boxes. :mad:

Mine are as well, thank you. :rofl:

What bag is he talking about? :dunno: I only see bags. :D

:wtf: That's damned ugly... Brrr.. Hope I can catch some ***** tonight. Thanks Shifty :mad:

Maybe the pilot didn't even know the dude was still there, when he pulled up :dunno:

Maybe it means she's wet like a waterfall all day? I don't know :dunno:

LOL, I wonder what happens, if I tell my girlfriend I want to dive in her pool :D

And still no one has her number?

I love it :1orglaugh Perhaps he had never been in the mountains before. :D

Hehe, I like the picture, no need to explain. :D

lol :D

So damn ugly

Nice bump :D

I really expected to see a blue pussy now...

Sorry, this one is too hard for me. I took option three.

Very sweet. :D The first who opens the water will meet my fist. :mad: ;)

:wtf:

:rofl: I like them.

There's not such a thing as a stupid cat. :mad:

Djee... :rolleyes:

I have to admit, I don't this idea is funny as such, I actually like it.

There, you got it? Hope is satisfy your needs. :D

No I don't. :D But you'll get my vote if it pleases you, ok?

West Vagina sounds better indeed. :D

LOL, that's the first thing that came to my mind when I read it. :rofl:

I don't like any of those names. :-S

Yeah, but you were wise enough to go and live in Europe where there are hardly any natural disasters. :rofl2:

British don't have better or worse teeth then any other nationality in the world. Go and have a look in Asia, and be surprised about their teeth. Anyway, at least, in Europe, we have natural teeth, not whitened as in the US. Dentists in Europe say it's very bad for your teeth to whiten them...

What about a Chatenet Speedino? :D Looks like a small sportive car but drives only 27 MPH. :rofl:

I like his pyjamas, they suit the MF show off :D

Of course not, do you? :rolleyes:

That's ssssso gaaaay...

I understand from the toilet instructions that it is allowed to fuck in there, or at least, it's not forbidden. :D

I don't blame anyone, I just thank the detergent manufacturers and the high temperatures on washing machines. :D

I don't have anything against nice shaped bodies. Viva Florida! :D

Chineze people... :facepalm:

:rofl2:

:troll: :D

She sure has the skills indeed. :clap:

:wtf:

I don't have anything against watermelon, it's refreshing and healthy. So... ? What's your point?

:wtf:

Admit it, that is funny :D

She doesn't look like a cat, but a pussy like that will do for me. :D

Hot! Great Pic

Djee, who's the ****** from that *******? She should be in jail!

Yup, I agree. Voted for 2!