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:facepalm: Just think it, don't shout it out loud on the board. :D

I tried it and it is fun, but only if you invest in it, if you know what I mean. ;)

Kan je niet slapen? :)

Yeah, but that's not really an orgasm, is it? Good found though... I'll rep you for it! ;)

So I've found the sollution, and got me a new sign to hang above my door bell

You watch this gif, it'll never happens

... I can get there... :D

she could do sit ups they way they are supposed to be done

Yeah, you never know what's hidden in there. :D

That's exactly how I do it during holidays when my hotel is not near enough.

Oh, that's safe!!!

True, but the stuff that comes out in the video link seems to be the, what you call, smooth, white/clear, stuff. It just turned white because of the intercourse, and still then it's all normal. But indeed, when it smells, even after showering, it's an infection.

Probably the only one in it's kind as well. I don't know any others like this.

Thanks for sharing, I really hopes she appreciates it you dropped it here. :D

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This is insane, and I don't understand the Canadian government. After 25 years they are going to ban a world hit (even in Canada) because a one shitty ****** in the country doesn't apply to the words in the song. :facepalm:

Sure it is, you can download it by a ******* file, and most of them are virus free, but it depends which ******* you download of course. Go through the well known sites and it'll be safe.

Good for you, I hope you kept your virginity till after your marriage? :D

Correct, and some girls produce more then others. As a matter of facts, the liquid is colorless, but during intercourse it turns to white because of the movements you make. You actually, sort of, shake it, and then it turns white, and it gets less liquid.

Doesn't this supposed to be in the funny section? :D

Does it also survive in space?

Yup, repost... Sorry...

Unreal! :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: And he keeps on hitting his thread.

Is it me? Or does someone gets the joke? :dunno:

He's cute. :hit:

finally!!!

I bet there is... ... somewhere.:dunno:

hell... :eek:

And not happy anymore?

Is that all? You should know where I drop my loads. :D

Maybe it's time for me to admit... :D

Oh come on, it's nearly real... if you didn't mention it in your title I wouldn't have seen it was fake.

Funny... Indeed, as long it's not your car. These are real high costs and you can't even prove the old bitch did it.

Never ever bring a whale on land, you see what happens then.

True, but somehow (I don't know why) I don't mind links like these. :D But you're right, he should post them in the right thread.

Hard one, I don't like both of them really, but if I would have to make a choice I'd go for Julia Bond

That's indeed a complete failure.

Let me guess, this was written by a Frenchman? :1orglaugh

Damn that must be cold. How hard can nipples get before the explode? :D

Aren't dudes allowed anymore to get a pint together?

Great picture this is. :D

Yeah, let them loose, I bet it's a pretty rack.

OMG, can "that" ever sink?

This can't be the desk of GregCentauro. It's full of **** bottles. It's obvious he's always ***** when he's moderating. :D

Smart ***. :D

What happend when the flame got low enough to burn your butt?

She should be ****** of the soccer field.

Why wasn't I invited? :******:

A logical explanation.

yeah, good one