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  1. Red Spyder

    Sometimes, I miss the 90's

    You mean like this?
  2. Red Spyder

    I just came...

    photobucket doesn't allow linking to this board? :lame: so what site is the best to link here?
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    Doesn't really exist...

    No, it's missing a **** as in "quiet, woman" way, like when giving the woman an order. The street that runs parallel to it is probably called "make sandwich drive"
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    Whimsy's Shameful ***********

    oh, ********* a kittie, why don't you have a seat over there?
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    Pussy Too Good?

    Damn, I had the same reaction as that guy when banging this chick last saturday night! She was sizzling in bed! :D thanks for the memories, guys!
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    motivational posters

    VV getting ready to arse fuck the missus :D
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    Band Of Brothers Hero Dick Winters Passes Away

    One of the greatest from The Greatest Generation gone. Rest in Peace and Currahee!
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    $1 Tipper in Training?

    Only in Alabamer!! :D
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    TMZ Caught Whimsy and His Boy @ the Club w/ Justin Bieber!

    That's a really nice girl doing that, how much was the reward for taking the missing cat back home? :D
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    Dirk at The Park

    My real passion is my hobby. I work with retards. We got this one ***, Mongo... He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage... so, I went out and I got him, uh, I got him a leash... one of...
  11. Red Spyder

    Does This Make You Laugh?

    His parents should not be surprised if he grows up and stabs women in the shower, just sayin'
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    say it aint so

    Well, if she were married and her husband wasn't fullfilling her, she would never need to put up an ad anywhere.
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    Job interview.

    I didn't know I was a thief :eek:
  14. Red Spyder

    Top heavy cooking is good for sex.

    whatever she's cooking, I'll gulp it down (just keep some **** handy)
  15. Red Spyder

    A photo to use for noobs.

    Those of you who are irrelevant, resistance is futile, you will be ass-imilated.
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    Racism on tv

    I'd be funnier if that description was also shown in her new All Oprah network
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    How Da Fuck This **** Get In Here Yo?

    :sing: It's all about the Washingtons baby Now, what y'all wanna do? It's all about the Washingtons baby Wanna be ballers, shot-callers It's all about the Washingtons baby Brawlers -- who be dippin in the Benz wit the spoilers It's all about the Washingtons baby On the low from the Jake in the...
  18. Red Spyder

    *****

    Yeah, baby got back!! :D
  19. Red Spyder

    The 80's are back...

    They forgot "V"!
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    Random TSA Hilarity.

    More random stuff
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    Up to 100,000 Muslim converts in UK

    Hooray for multiculturalism! Getting rid of the established local culture one muslim convert at a time!
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    I found $20! Who wants to touch me!?

    Unless I saw the person who dropped it, finders keepers. But when you see it, walk to where the $20 is with your hands in your pockets, then when you're over the $20 take your hands out and act like you thought you accidentally dropped it when you pulled your hands out of your pockets, just in...
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    God was behind Big Bang, universe no accident: Pope

    Once is a coincidence, twice is happenstance.... yadda, yadda, yadda. I don't believe in coincidences and there's just too many coincidences, too many variables, for life to have begun just out of nothing or just as an accident. I know, I know, we're all probably accidents around here, but for...
  24. Red Spyder

    My name is Blond, James Blond

    There is another: 9wOcQr-2-pE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOcQr-2-pE
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    Blasphemy!

    It does make me sick, my penis just threw up
  26. Red Spyder

    Where unicorns come from.

    I thought unicorns came from that magical land where you find peyote
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    How to celebrate a racing win.

    Looking for an appropriate song for that P1w7Fh7VNto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1w7Fh7VNto
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    Men, are you brave enough to do this?

    Back when I was 17, going through my teenage years, or as I like to call them my "indestructible phase" where you just think "oh, it's not going to happen to me" I probably would have done it. Now in my late 30's, with more common sense, no way I'd do it. Already living with some consequences...
  29. Red Spyder

    Dick in chains.

    Just like your ass :D
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    My name is Blond, James Blond

    Craig is fine as the tuxedoed one, grittier, which I like. Brosnan was a bit funnier and the movies were just fun. Moore was very lighthearted as Bond. But nobody will beat out Connery as the original Bond. But that pic up, with his gut like that, was like I were looking in a mirror from the...
  31. Red Spyder

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    Rather long but, those giggles gave me the creeps @2:00 mark FHHJsXH3BiU#t=119s http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FHHJsXH3BiU#t=119s A6XQMxXgfos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6XQMxXgfos&feature=related
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    Obama the first president to wear sandals?

    From JFK's and LBJ's womanizing, to Andrew Jackson's penchant to dueling, to John Quincy Adams swiming in the nude in the Potomac, to Teddy Roosevelt carrying a *** with him at all times while in the White House, for the Bamster to wear sandals on his vacation is no big deal.
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    Hanging Tits

    Whenever I see "hanging tits" I think of this http://0.cdn.ddstatic.com/digitaldesire/bp-content/fhg/legacy/photo_gals/1793/gal-1024-jpg/0008.jpg But is this what you meant? http://commdesignco.com/content/pictures/016718100122572641353757.jpg
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    Clowns caught in the Mexico **** gang war crossfire

    Too bad that the clowns who weren't caught in the crossfire weren't the clowns that wear a police uniform over there. I wish they all had balls as big as this cutie's: http://criminalbrief.com/?p=14303
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    If You Were A Cop For A Day...

    I'd get myself a Jati-Matic submachine *** from Finland, equip it with a laser sight, get myself a Colt Officer's model in .45 ACP, with a cobra head stamped on the grips, get myself some nice mirrorred sunglasses, a stylish match instead of a cigarrette to put in my mouth because you never know...
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    Dick in chains.

    You mean like this? http://www.bonanza.com/booths/sweetheartsinner/items/Edwardian_Woman_w__Top_Hat_Monocle_Cigarette_Case_ID
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    Clowns caught in the Mexico **** gang war crossfire

    That report was all over the place. From Chihuahua in the north to Tabasco somewhere in the southeast. This link is in spanish but it's a bit more up to date and not so funny: (WARNING: graphic content) http://www.blogdelnarco.com/
  38. Red Spyder

    motivational posters

    Never forget!
  39. Red Spyder

    Bumped into L3ggy's *** the other day...

    It's because we're all:
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    Sometimes, I miss the 90's

    Reminds me of this old radio skit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhFngdfAb8Q VhFngdfAb8Q
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    Get picked up hitch hiking every time!

    Let me guess, he's on Castro street... :D
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    Bumped into L3ggy's *** the other day...

    Well, this is what he wears to bed: the three wolves PJ! http://www.amazon.com/Official-Three-Wolf-Moon-Pajamas/dp/B002YQZNK0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1294317723&sr=8-3
  43. Red Spyder

    Study: Conservatives have larger ‘fear center’ in brain

    Is this from the same people who used to have "studies" that other races were inferior? Then again, what kind of fear do they mean? Fear for their lives? Fear of the unknown? If it's fear of trying something new, I wouldn't call that a fear, unlike some liberals who may be open to try anything...
  44. Red Spyder

    Excellent eclipse photo.

    That was the international space station? For a little while there it looked like a TIE fighter :eek:
  45. Red Spyder

    KKK - Irony Is A Bitch

    That's a black and white picture. The guy there belongs to this group :tongue:
  46. Red Spyder

    A message from AlexP.

    :******: :sobbing: how moving! it's so romantic to the core! so beautifully written
  47. Red Spyder

    Should I be worried?

    Is your missus name Lorena by the way? :tongue:
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