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  1. Red Spyder

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    Urecho, Queretaro, Mexico http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urecho
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    I was going to plant rutabaga this year

    And don't even think about planting pot since you're going to have cops visiting you all the time, though they might look the other way if you give them some...donuts, I mean
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    No matter how many times...

    Free the Springfield two!!
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    Crack

    Did you mean Mel Gibson? :D
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    And We're All Mad Hatters

    And how deep is that rabbit hole anyway? Helloooo, helloooo, hellooooo Echooooo, echooooo, echooooooo, echooooo
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    I can repare it, if only

    white after labor day.... :nono:
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    Today is MLK Jr. day!

    Who's off work today? Not me :(
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    and the sign said....

    he's not vending FROM the highway, he's vending from the side of the road
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    Yeah, i like homecenters....

    If it's not a funny video or funny picture, where would be the right section for this? :dunno: Thanks for sharing, though :D
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    I'm Rick James, Bitch!

    It was probably the real Rick James anyway, right?
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    Who has the best musical culture?

    AC/DC - Highway to Hell
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    Holy Crap!

    Quote Dart Vader (by Al Bundy)
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    Remember the days....

    How much porn.... let me put it this way, just got myself a 2 TERRAbyte external hard drive, my PC doesn't even have floppy drive so I got rid of my floppies a long time ago, I only had 2 or 3 with porn and the rest with either school stuff or personal pictures (non-nude of course)
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    When you do have a place to fuck, follow this technique.

    You dirty minded apes! he's teaching her to swim! what is this? Some kind of a porn boa....oh, sorry
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    All big boobs need proper scanning.

    save me a copy for....research, yes, lots of research
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    A quiet evening with BlueBalls

    wait a minute, who wore the high heels?
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    You're Cute!

    Well, thank goodness I'm not cute
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    Whimsy's DNA mixed with Supadupafly's DNA

    heelp meeee! heeeelp meeeeee!!
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    The Michelle Rodriguez Method

    Yup, now compare her to The Rock in all his Disney movies, who's butchier?
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    I Can Has Cheezburger?

    Okay, did anyone fuck around with my flux capacitor? What year is it now?
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    Will do anything to win. And I mean ANYTHING

    That's what happens when you hide an Oscar Mayer weiner in your shorts
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    WTC7WasPulled ****** out at Dirk's party

    With all these people ****** out at Dirk's party, it must have been a wild one. Anyone arrested for distubing the peace? :D
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    Death Star goes green

    It's a trap! Our cruisers can't repel fruitiness of that magnitude!!
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    Shaved Balls.

    I think I may have more hair down there than on my head, and I'm not even balding yet, so shaving is one major hassle, got to use scissors to trim it down a bit but being an important sensitive area it's got to be done very gently, not like the time when....ouch!!
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    It's About to Get a Lot Less Pink Around Here.

    Says who? I didn't like to be peed on by the other guys in the showers, of course, I had to shoot back, they always aimed at my ass, I always aimed at their eyes. But seriously, guys, just keep these lovely ladies here in mind for next year. I never went around saying who I voted for, but...
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    What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?

    Got out of bed in my underwear, needed to *** bad, the bathroom was occupied already, someone pucking his guts out, so just walked out to the balcony (a fourth floor apartment) and peed down whoever was walking by. I recreated it on my PS2 for you guys. ocGtY9wuUNk...
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    Obama's Speech Tonight

    and MLK didn't use a teleprompter.... even if they had been around at that time, I don't think he'd needed it.
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    Westboro Baptist Church set to picket 9 yr. old girls... wait a minute...

    But wouldn't this law infringe upon their right to free speech? I do hope they challenge it, just so I can see them making fools of themselves in a way that it'll cost them a lot of court time and therefore have no time to make fools of themselves out in the street. But anyway, the same...
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    Thank goodness you're alright...

    This is why I ALWAYS buy Girl Scout cookies.... but this year I need the insurance money so I haven't bought any :D
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    Crazy Soccer Chick

    I prefer this kind of crazy
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    Rubik's Cat

    Funny, when I was a *** I used to dissassemble the whole damn thing and put it back together with the correct colors :D
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    I'm not too excited about the new Predator movie.

    You're one...ugly.....motherfucker
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    RITA: NUDE IN BATHTUB -->a german newbee

    snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
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    Dirk ****** out at PK's party

    Yeah, it's all fun and games, sticking a lit candle up a guy's bum and all it takes is just one fart and the house is on fire.
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    PK ****** out at Dirks party

    *********** at Dirk's party, bad idea. So, PK, when you woke up, did was your butthole hurting?
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    So LurkingDirk, Did You Buy It?

    And so begins his transformation... all he needs now is the hat, the walking stick, and the cadillac E7sS4f_p894 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sS4f_p894&feature=related
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    I think I found the perfect birthday present for *****

    Of course, with the obligatory bottle of *****, just the cheapest you can find, it'll get him ***** quicker
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    pervert toilet

    It'd be funnier if that thing was dressed up as Santa
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    Stan's favorite titty bar.

    Not just Stan's..... :D (sorry, found this picture and keep finding places to use it!!)
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    Wasilla - What's In the Water?

    Looks like the water got crisco and bacon fat
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    Paid Government Disinformation Bloggers: What have you done lately...................

    Re: Paid Government Disinformation Bloggers: What have you done lately............... This: :D http://www.cracked.com/article_18955_6-crackpot-conspiracy-theories-that-actually-happened.html
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    Arachnophobia Cure?

    It's got a pretty mouth
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    Dirk pictured with wife dispelling all the gay rumours

    He's not gay, he's just a little bicurious, you know, like Butters from South Park
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    Found an old picture of Dirk on Christmas

    and that grin of his right there is BEFORE he used that toy, just imagine his grin after he uses it
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    I have a bit of a problem...

    Looking at the size of that "cat" that dog of yours might make a nice snack
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    Was watching Dora the Explorer this morning...

    Of course you haven't. Dora just had to swim across a river or walk through a desert to come into this country, she can't swim across the entire North Atlantic to get to the frozen woods of Sweden... hehehehe frozen woods heheheheeh :slap: Shut up, Beavis!!
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    Man uses AK-47 to protect his home from a home invasion http://www.themonitor.com/articles/sheriff-46129-deputies-palmview.html Now some comments said it might have been a stash house but if that were so the cops would have arrested the guy. There :tongue:
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    Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in head

    I've been watching the news for the last few days about this. Being a conservative, I am very concerned that this tragedy was going to be used by liberals to advance their own agenda of banning private *** ownership and pinning the blame for this tragedy on conservative minded individuals like...
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