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Hmmmmmm, apple...... :drool:

where's the scroll wheel? :dunno:

Really? Now you know that means a bunch of us will do just that... and it only gives me results for "surgical infection", I was expecting something similar to "blue waffle"

I got it 867-5309

So that's how bears are made!! Dumb me, I always thought that the papa bear would do the nasty with the **** bear out in the woods (you know, same place they ****)

Thanks for sharing... (too much information)

The cryptkeeper looks good as a blonde :rubbel:

Hmm, this one broke, just order another one Too bad mail order brides aren't like a pizza, get it in 30 minutes or it's free.

The eye of Sauron sees all...

looks like a fun ride, until the pilot decides to practice evasive maneuvers

aaaw, poor *** got caught, why don't women just say "you really want to see these? let's go behind those curtains and I'll show you"? :dunno:

Well, at least he's got good taste there and not just guzzling down a couple bottles of MD 20/20... or is that what he's going to have next?

^ you meet the most "interesting" people on chatroulette

What? Me? No, I was just talking hypothetically :angels:

For some reason, before the face came out of her dress, I thought the chrome dome would be Roald :tongue:

What's with the Chucky references? Are you trying to tell us something? Step away from the knives.

I want a pickle

I was just looking at that ass and I thought to myself "that looks a lot like Priya Rai".... lo and behold, look at the left upper corner of the picture: www.priyarai.com, hadn't noticed that until now

For some reason I can't understand all this hatred for Wal-Mart, I mean, if Wal-Mart didn't exist, the same people who **** Wal-Mart would **** K-Mart or Target or whatever else came along, sort of like that episode of South Park about Wal-Mart, which makes me think that people who **** Wal-Mart...

Yeah, but if you're out partying a little too hard one night and you enter the tiger's cage in a Tigger outfit you get mauled half to death.

I AM the one that got away, there were these girls I met (not at the same time but like one every few months) and I was serious about a relationship with them but they either were not interested or for some reason needed "time to decide" but because for me that seems a lot like an undecisive...

"Blue moon" better than "blue waffle"

:baconsalt:

Could you give her my glass to fill it up, please? :****:

What about ammo? :dunno:

Well, at least it wasn't goatse.... :dunno:

A homemade long island iced tea... I thnk I put a little too much ******* in it, my whole body is numb and I feel like :rofl:

That brings back some ********* memories, thanks dude! :thumbsup:

Damn, they went banzai on the zombie's ass

only one cookie? But i want more :(

I need to get myself a cat and give it some **** or maybe some *** or ******* and see what happens....

Gee, that's a big pussy!

you think she sharted? :dunno: I don't see it

6szE_qmzavQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ :tongue: Hey, ladies, I'm a neanderthal, want some immunity boost? :D

3 inch clit? Really? Haven't seen her movies and her pics don't show it, I'm actually curious about it... :tongue:

I don't think Obama should have been on this poll as he stil can salvage his presidency. He won't, doing so would require him to set aside his ideology and an ideologe just will not do that but one has to, shall I say, hope. Having said that, it definetely has to be Carter. As bad as Bush II...

I wonder where did the chicks find that sign? At Lurky's place? :tongue:

When you need to stock up for the hurricane: franks and beans!

Looks ***** already

I vote for "any newbies who post in the ID the babe" section, once in a while they come up with some really hot chicks I hadn't seen before.

DVDA? Double vag double ass? That means the penises are touching! How gay!! uIkFC2kN8aY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIkFC2kN8aY

^ From The Simpsons... notice how God's hand has FIVE fingers instead of the FOUR the rest of the characters have? Just sayin' Oh, staying on topic, yes, Wal-Mart, good; lower prices, good; made in China, whatever (last I checked their ammo is all-American made or at least not Chinese), I've...

Well, both are beautiful but Zoe is too skinny for my taste, I like some meat on them bones... :D Thandie all the way.

Just keep a running count, so far we got: The Closet Homosexual 1 Ladylove 1

They're laughing that the guy's penis looks like a Cheeto? Small, wrinkly and orange? :dunno: Damn it, I'm not going to be able to eat cheetos anymore :mad:

There's already some out, they're called Realdolls... I mean, that's what I've heard around the grapevine

what? ******* a ***** gaijin is not against the law in Japan? :dunno:

Must.....resist.....turning on...... the faucet......

Don't forget Wendy's "Where's the beef?".... sheesh I just aged myself

What? How did you get that picture of me at the beach? :mad: