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A wild STD appears. I choose Condom It's supereffective!!

Of course people freak out when he KNOCKS at the door. He usually just somehow lurks into the house. Much like Kramer from Seinfeld... :D

I agree. Eastern European goth girls are hot :rubbel:

Let me guess, Castro Street in San Fran?

Well, when a desert eagle malfunctions, you just got to clear the jam. When an Apache helicopter malfunctions, you're dead.

Accident porn all right, that guy on the right is about to drop his skirt.

...and not to mention all those unnecessary "how to get a guy" articles, it's us guys who have to put our necks on the line to ask you girls out.

Great Xenu on a pogo stick! WTF?!?

That's the kind of picture that can come back and haunt you later in life, but at least they still had some clothes on.

Is there a non-annoying kind? :dunno:

So Freeones is not the paradise I always imagined :( I don't know how I'd manage without the microwaved pop corn, or taking some of my grandma's cooking to heat up at the office for lunch, or hot cocoa during winter...

Whatever happened to this girl? It seems to me that the last Met Art series she did was back in 2009, has she retired from the biz, moved to a different company or doing hardcore now? Anyone seen any of her from anything other than Met?

the first chick looks familiar, ID please?

Re: Best POV scenes I like this one. This site used to have chingos more of POV video samples, especially a lot of asian, but lately they've cut down on the content. http://www.***************/121459-Tonya-And-Sobina-Porked-Pussies-On-Parade-3---Scene-2.html?th=1

This chick is sweet, but that's not her best picture, this is one from my favorite series :D http://www.linsiyee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/07_14.jpg

I've seen just about every complete pictorial and video of hers and never seen her shaved, which is just fine by me.

Really? Lord of the Ring geeks get girls? :dunno:

Where is Blade when you need him? :dunno:

Guns are okay, but give me a real katana and that'll be a bit more useful in case there's no more ammo. Or maybe a fence made of katanas!! Then just find a way to funnel a zombie horde up to that fence and the ones in the rear will push the ones in the front and cut them to pieces leaving...

Damn, I didn't even think about that! Today is payday and I was just about to start making payments! Good time to procrastinate, just in case. Thanks for reminding me :D Anyway, just had to look this up: and.... That's enough for me not to trust anyone who speaks of a specific date for a...

Damn it, Jod, I expected this from VV :pukey:

Why did I just read that in Andrew Dice Clay's voice? I don't know, must be what he reads to his ****.

Bang! :D Nice and simple response

Well.... :D -DIETlxquzY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

Since they're dressed as sumo's, is this the song they're playing? :D TIKORxPeFq8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIKORxPeFq8

Well, if the Muslims take over Europe, say good bye to hot European models posing nude for us. They'll be covered head to toe in burkas.

Please, that's one of his favorite hobbies. If you REALLY want to insult him, tell him to go to church :D

Re: Female police cadets among 20,000 on parade as Russia marks victory over the **** I would say I'd go to Russia to commit some petty crime just to be handcuffed by one of those babes, but with my luck the "babe" is going to be some 300 lbs guy named Dimitri, so I'll behave.

For some reason I had to read that first sentence with Solid Snake's voice... Anyway, America really is the land of freedom. You can get in your car and drive from coast to coast, or at least you could have when gas wasn't so expensive, without having to go through a checkpoint every 40 miles...

Hmm, I don't know... a long plastic tube, a furry ****** that goes in it, where have I seen that before?

It is a penis! Look at how it's lifting her skirt!

Why are women so complicated? Thank goodness for hookers, nothing more complicated than asking "how much?" and not being a major asshole with them.

Baconsalt is going to be very dissapoint

These PS3 Fallout games are kind of gory, I mean, shooting a guy in the head and then see it in slow motion literally explode with the eyeballs going all over, then sometimes you can even see down the trachea or esophagus. Oh, yeah, then there's the explosions, put a landmine someplace, watch...

Well, at least I can catch up with single player games for now. Enjoying New Vegas again. Already finished it for an independent new vegas and for the NCR, now I'll go work for Mr. House.

What about the prequel? I want a Jar-Jar!!! :mad:

I completely agree more with this statement. No matter how good friends other countries say they are to us we got to remember that that they got their own interests and sometimes their interests are not the same as ours. The afghans who were "helping" the U.S. in Tora Bora didn't seem as eager...

But he's not smiling :(

You know it's just the man tryin' to keep a brudda down! I bet the charge is DWO (Driving While Orange) :mad:

No, he shouldn't!!! Need to feed him more!!!

Oh, yeah, I like it when the girl uses her teeth just a little while giving me a BJ But just a little!

My first PC was... a Commodore 64!! :eek:

He has to, otherwise something like this can happen: (the orange headline says "U.S. ***** Obama, millions celebrate") :1orglaugh [/URL]Adult Image Hosting[/IMG]

They asked, he told...

Trying to cook with napalm? :dunno:

Just like llamas.... :tongue:

let me put it this way instead for a better explanation: It cleared my sinuses PERMANENTLY

:rolleyes: qdFLPn30dvQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ

Well, I'll put it this way: "it's just a flesh wound"

That cupcake looks tasty. I'll eat it right where it is!