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  1. Red Spyder

    Remember ****...

    A wild STD appears. I choose Condom It's supereffective!!
  2. Red Spyder

    I felt the same ******

    Of course people freak out when he KNOCKS at the door. He usually just somehow lurks into the house. Much like Kramer from Seinfeld... :D
  3. Red Spyder

    The Ten Commandents of Thai Bar Girls

    I agree. Eastern European goth girls are hot :rubbel:
  4. Red Spyder

    Squallumz's old car ad

    Let me guess, Castro Street in San Fran?
  5. Red Spyder

    If gaming systems were weapons

    Well, when a desert eagle malfunctions, you just got to clear the jam. When an Apache helicopter malfunctions, you're dead.
  6. Red Spyder

    Post your road signs here.

    Accident porn all right, that guy on the right is about to drop his skirt.
  7. Red Spyder

    Cosmo in a nutshell

    ...and not to mention all those unnecessary "how to get a guy" articles, it's us guys who have to put our necks on the line to ask you girls out.
  8. Red Spyder

    One for Petra

    Great Xenu on a pogo stick! WTF?!?
  9. Red Spyder

    "It's My Party...

    That's the kind of picture that can come back and haunt you later in life, but at least they still had some clothes on.
  10. Red Spyder

    Annoying Vegetarians

    Is there a non-annoying kind? :dunno:
  11. Red Spyder

    At the FreeOnes office

    So Freeones is not the paradise I always imagined :( I don't know how I'd manage without the microwaved pop corn, or taking some of my grandma's cooking to heat up at the office for lunch, or hot cocoa during winter...
  12. Red Spyder

    Ulya G

    Whatever happened to this girl? It seems to me that the last Met Art series she did was back in 2009, has she retired from the biz, moved to a different company or doing hardcore now? Anyone seen any of her from anything other than Met?
  13. Red Spyder

    Bad *******

    the first chick looks familiar, ID please?
  14. Red Spyder

    Point Of View Videos

    Re: Best POV scenes I like this one. This site used to have chingos more of POV video samples, especially a lot of asian, but lately they've cut down on the content. http://www.***************/121459-Tonya-And-Sobina-Porked-Pussies-On-Parade-3---Scene-2.html?th=1
  15. Red Spyder

    Lin Si Yee

    This chick is sweet, but that's not her best picture, this is one from my favorite series :D http://www.linsiyee.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/07_14.jpg
  16. Red Spyder

    Need Videos of LIN SI YEE !!!

    I've seen just about every complete pictorial and video of hers and never seen her shaved, which is just fine by me.
  17. Red Spyder

    Pick Up Lines from Lord of the Rings gang

    Really? Lord of the Ring geeks get girls? :dunno:
  18. Red Spyder

    The Main Fail nobody noticed about "Twilight"

    Where is Blade when you need him? :dunno:
  19. Red Spyder

    CDC Believes in the Zombie Apocalypse...

    Guns are okay, but give me a real katana and that'll be a bit more useful in case there's no more ammo. Or maybe a fence made of katanas!! Then just find a way to funnel a zombie horde up to that fence and the ones in the rear will push the ones in the front and cut them to pieces leaving...
  20. Red Spyder

    Rapture / Apocalypse / Judgement day

    Damn, I didn't even think about that! Today is payday and I was just about to start making payments! Good time to procrastinate, just in case. Thanks for reminding me :D Anyway, just had to look this up: and.... That's enough for me not to trust anyone who speaks of a specific date for a...
  21. Red Spyder

    Auditions For Braveheart 2 Now Open

    Damn it, Jod, I expected this from VV :pukey:
  22. Red Spyder

    A ********'s book to help them *****

    Why did I just read that in Andrew Dice Clay's voice? I don't know, must be what he reads to his ****.
  23. Red Spyder

    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

    Bang! :D Nice and simple response
  24. Red Spyder

    Self Appreciation Thread

    Well.... :D -DIETlxquzY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY
  25. Red Spyder

    STDiva's new band

    Since they're dressed as sumo's, is this the song they're playing? :D TIKORxPeFq8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIKORxPeFq8
  26. Red Spyder

    Europe and USA

    Well, if the Muslims take over Europe, say good bye to hot European models posing nude for us. They'll be covered head to toe in burkas.
  27. Red Spyder

    Europe and USA

    Please, that's one of his favorite hobbies. If you REALLY want to insult him, tell him to go to church :D
  28. Red Spyder

    Female police cadets among 20,000 on parade as Russia marks victory over the Nazis

    Re: Female police cadets among 20,000 on parade as Russia marks victory over the **** I would say I'd go to Russia to commit some petty crime just to be handcuffed by one of those babes, but with my luck the "babe" is going to be some 300 lbs guy named Dimitri, so I'll behave.
  29. Red Spyder

    America, the land of freedom!

    For some reason I had to read that first sentence with Solid Snake's voice... Anyway, America really is the land of freedom. You can get in your car and drive from coast to coast, or at least you could have when gas wasn't so expensive, without having to go through a checkpoint every 40 miles...
  30. Red Spyder

    Did you know?

    Hmm, I don't know... a long plastic tube, a furry ****** that goes in it, where have I seen that before?
  31. Red Spyder

    Long penis (facebook)

    It is a penis! Look at how it's lifting her skirt!
  32. Red Spyder

    How To

    Why are women so complicated? Thank goodness for hookers, nothing more complicated than asking "how much?" and not being a major asshole with them.
  33. Red Spyder

    Stool Sample

    Baconsalt is going to be very dissapoint
  34. Red Spyder

    Bloodiest or Goriest Game You've Ever Played

    These PS3 Fallout games are kind of gory, I mean, shooting a guy in the head and then see it in slow motion literally explode with the eyeballs going all over, then sometimes you can even see down the trachea or esophagus. Oh, yeah, then there's the explosions, put a landmine someplace, watch...
  35. Red Spyder

    PSN down

    Well, at least I can catch up with single player games for now. Enjoying New Vegas again. Already finished it for an independent new vegas and for the NCR, now I'll go work for Mr. House.
  36. Red Spyder

    Star Wars Amigurumi

    What about the prequel? I want a Jar-Jar!!! :mad:
  37. Red Spyder

    Osama Bin Laden is dead

    I completely agree more with this statement. No matter how good friends other countries say they are to us we got to remember that that they got their own interests and sometimes their interests are not the same as ours. The afghans who were "helping" the U.S. in Tora Bora didn't seem as eager...
  38. Red Spyder

    Friday Night ***** Date

    But he's not smiling :(
  39. Red Spyder

    Orange Cat gets pulled over yet again

    You know it's just the man tryin' to keep a brudda down! I bet the charge is DWO (Driving While Orange) :mad:
  40. Red Spyder

    TOC likes your grandma

    No, he shouldn't!!! Need to feed him more!!!
  41. Red Spyder

    blowjob from an enemy

    Oh, yeah, I like it when the girl uses her teeth just a little while giving me a BJ But just a little!
  42. Red Spyder

    Tandy....almost 9,000!

    My first PC was... a Commodore 64!! :eek:
  43. Red Spyder

    Osama has bin laden!

    He has to, otherwise something like this can happen: (the orange headline says "U.S. ***** Obama, millions celebrate") :1orglaugh [/URL]Adult Image Hosting[/IMG]
  44. Red Spyder

    US soldiers call for backup

    They asked, he told...
  45. Red Spyder

    Orange Cat's one and only attempt at cooking

    Trying to cook with napalm? :dunno:
  46. Red Spyder

    L3ggy shows his true colors.

    Just like llamas.... :tongue:
  47. Red Spyder

    Your left index Finger...

    let me put it this way instead for a better explanation: It cleared my sinuses PERMANENTLY
  48. Red Spyder

    Real life or fantasy?

    :rolleyes: qdFLPn30dvQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ
  49. Red Spyder

    Your left index Finger...

    Well, I'll put it this way: "it's just a flesh wound"
  50. Red Spyder

    Asshole Bullseye.

    That cupcake looks tasty. I'll eat it right where it is!
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