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I've always wanted to get a BJ from a girl with braces

In space no one can hear you hurl

I expected to see a Death Star disco ball

aren't you a little too cute for a stormtrooper?

"This one time, at band camp....."

References to ******** porn are funny :D

I read in another forum that she got pregnant and is no longer modeling, any confirmation here?

The cat's next disguise will be as his owner, using the guy's freshly cut off face.

So, does that mean there will be no "Women of Wal-Mart" playboy issue? :dunno:

And why would that be? Because today's Democrat party is not your ***'s Democrat party. Today's Democrat party is no longer the same party of JFK (in today's Democrat party, JFK would most likely be "Liebermanned"), heck, it may no longer be the same party of Clinton, it's been taken over by...

That's one long tongue! No wonder he and Alissa get along so well :tongue:

Dr. Mengele gave free surgeries :tongue:

I don't see liberals passing the hat around and putting in their own money in to pay for programs that are about to be cut.... just sayin'

But New York lost congressional seats, and that seat is probably gone in a year, but still, a rookie Republican winning in a Democrat dominated district that hasn't gone Republican since..... Of course, you know what they say, once you go Republican.... ah.... hmmmm..... yes, you can? :dunno:

Oh, ****, wait.... most Beiver fans happen to be ******** girls, who in a few years will become Girls Gone Wild or Barely Legal or Nubiles.... sorry, I can't tip anymore

Dear Santa: I wanted to ask you to bring me a shotgun for Christmas, but leave it at Justin Beiver's place instead. Thanks.

...and here he is, after his ordeal, all traumatized xnTU4dKpoB8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8

:D I find them just as revolting as hippies TYpYs9GBXwY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYpYs9GBXwY

If I got $20 in ones and I tip $1 at a time, does that mean 20 Biever fans bite the dust? :dunno:

I liked the version in Leon: The Professional.... BRB, there's this guy who wants me to take a seat over there.

That is his smile, lovely, isn't it?

Well, I never get lapdances unless the song happens to be in-a-gadda-da-vida.....THE LONG version

Wait, she also has a poster of Jesus right next to her doll's head? How come it's not Jesus' face on the doll? :tongue:

jEWx1LHEWAc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEWx1LHEWAc&NR=1

Talk about the full weight of the law

It's a magical place, where the air smells rather weird, like trees or something instead of day old taco bell burritos, and the lighting tends to vary depending on what time it is instead of it being constant, and you can actually throw stuff a lot farther before hitting a wall, though I...

Manned up and asked the clerk for the latest issue of Hustler.... Drew Betty and Veronica naked.... (lesbo scenes optional) Actually (gasp) go OUTDOORS! :eek:

So, NK uses jamming! It's very effective! HXKOsajNZY4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKOsajNZY4

I have a solution! Like in Call of Duty... introduce 'PRESTIGE' where after reaching the maximum amount of rep, it reboots to 0 but the member gets some kind of little tag next to the user name to indicate his/her prestige level, like for Prestige 1 make it something like a dildo, Prestige 2 a...

Actually, Texas doesn't have to secede, it's D.C. that's lost touch with the rest of America and seems to be heading some place we just don't want to follow. From waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there in the left those of us who are just right of center look really extreme right.

Margarita....

What can I say? we're smart enough to make it fit.... You can interpret that anyway you want :tongue:

So he was a member of the Orville Redenbacher Fan Club? Must have been fun popping all the corn

He just made that laptop steal proof

Hmmmm, unicorn :drool2:

Well he was great in that movie where he was in bed with Cher, I thought that scene was hilarious (I think it was Stuck on You)

Kicks them before or after photographing their cocks for her collection of dick pictures?

:rofl: I first thought, okay, must be some kind of trick, until I did the search and I found: "this image is no longer available" :rofl:

Now, if he's got a double wide, then he's the trailer park's most eligible bachelor!

Was he using **** as bait when he went fishing?

Bv87T1CQF8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv87T1CQF8E :1orglaugh

Hmmmm, cream filling :rubbel: On a serious note, it would be really great if he were to become president. From what I've heard of him he'd be a make a good candidate, but I wonder if he'd consider being the VP for any of the guys running for the top spot, I mean, between him or Palin I think...

Yup, I like it wet, are you wet, Boothy? :tongue: And by that I mean, did you go out in the rain without your raincoat?

And she's still single? Well, of course, if someone tried to set me up with her, well first of all, I don't like girls who are chubbier than me, and second, I'd be like "yuck! Bill came on her face!" Plus, how are other guys going to compete? Let's say the guy shows up to pick her up in a...

Let us know if you start shooting "lasers" out of your eyeballs! :tongue: j/k, I had the procedure myself about 15 years ago because I was tired of them contacts and it worked well for a while but my night vision started getting bad a few years later to the point that about 10 years after the...

No biggie, just shave them pubes, wash them clothes, get a special shampoo... or so I've heard

I see someone ****** the test... or failed it? :dunno: :tongue:

Well, hot chicks and since it's Irish there must be some heavy ******** too! I'm loving it!

A Chinese orgy? Really? I'm in! I'm hung like Godzilla over there

...and there was much rejoicing