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  1. KungFuDude

    What things can porn do it has not already?

    I think they've (U.S/Canada) pretty much done it all so far within the legal limits. Unless they change the 2257 guidelines, I can't see many of the forbidden scenarios being played out anytime soon. At least not in the states anyway. :2 cents:
  2. KungFuDude

    What Will GEORGE W. BUSH's Tombstone Say?

    George W. Bush Affectionately known as "Dumbya"
  3. KungFuDude

    What Will GEORGE W. BUSH's Tombstone Say?

    George W.M.D. Bush Mission Accomplished What else you got?
  4. KungFuDude

    Gag Gifts

    Well, I think this will best accurately answer your question. :angels:
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    Gag Gifts

    Ok, I got your back. A little early, but Happy Birthday! Now that's cruel. He'd probably **** me. Not to mention anyone else around who likes them some ****. :1orglaugh
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    2007 MLB Thread

    They scream that everywhere. So, who can tell anymore?LOL Really, you have no idea how cocky these guys were this weekend. All these super smart rich yuppies verbally assaulting any Sox fan they could find. They're like evil geniuses! By Sunday it was non stop. They won one freaking series and...
  7. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    I just got a phone call from my ****** with this exchange: Me: (Looking at the caller ID and answering) "What's up man?" ******: (Screaming before I can finish) "CUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" -hangs up- ..so, I guess the Cubs are on.. fucking Cub fans. LOL
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    Jenna Presley

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    Haley Bang / Bangg

    http://www.free6gals.com/0512/08e/te/ph.htm
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    Paige Turner / Katie Thomas / Katie Tomas

    Re: Paige Turner http://kinkyinterracial.com/gloryhole/katie_thomas/15.html
  11. KungFuDude

    Priscilla - AKA: Alexandra, Angelina, Ania, Anna, Anna Gold, Anna Lacey, Anna Z, Anuta, Anya, Chrissy, Diana, Elena, Elina, Ganna, Iris, Isela, more

    Re: Anna, aka Priscilla/Andy Priscilla http://www.hell-c.com/bunny/devilsfilm/070806/
  12. KungFuDude

    Carmen Hayes

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  13. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    Wait, Carl Pavano pitches for the Yankees? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2880745
  14. KungFuDude

    Gag Gifts

    It's kind of a running joke. I used to put a rubber snake under his pillow when I was *** and he would go ballistic in the middle of the night. I mean he really is terrified of snakes, even when he knows its coming. I definitely won't go sexual for him, he's in his mid 50's, so I think...
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    Gag Gifts

    My *** is terrified of snakes, so every year I wrap up a rubber snake for his birthday and watch him freak out when he opens it. He's getting older now and I don't want him to have a heart ******, so I'm looking for new ideas. Any suggestions?
  16. KungFuDude

    Fads You Are Ashamed You Bought Into..

    A few of mine: - The Clinton Administration - Watching the sitcom 'Friends' :( (Amusing side note to the last one that may interest only me: My ****** Rachel is now dating a guy named Ross!)
  17. KungFuDude

    Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li

    I'm sure I'll see this, but really, I can't stand Jackie Chan. He's a great motion picture martial artist and all, but his comedy is so lame to me. He just gets on my nerves for some reason. :dunno:
  18. KungFuDude

    Your Favorite Vices

    I've had every one of those as a favorite at one point in time. I still also enjoy "strippers" a lot, but I rarely get to partake in such activities anymore. :yinyang:
  19. KungFuDude

    Best invention during your lifetime?

    Got me a BlackBerry recently. I can't put it down. It's like crack or maybe a better analogy for here, like internet porn. It's absolutely amazing. I don't know I've made it this far in life without one before. :)
  20. KungFuDude

    Favorite "Cult" Movies

    I've always liked the low budget Kevin Smith directed films: Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mall Rats, Clerks, etc.
  21. KungFuDude

    New & Improved NBA Playoff Poll

    Honestly, I was glad at least Boston didn't get a top 2 spot. I take no pride in being a hater, but they got the Patriots dynasty still going and a possible Red Sox dynasty in the making. The last thing the rest of the country needs is another potential Boston pro sport dynasty.
  22. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    Who knows maybe this is the year? If the Red Sawx and White Sox can go back to back in this century, anything is possible right? ;) Btw, what happened to the Indians sig and record counter? Just being modest these days? lol
  23. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    Indians suck! :D
  24. KungFuDude

    What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

    Well, this weekend, I was crushing on this girl, so I put a finsky in her G-string. :)
  25. KungFuDude

    If you meet a hot girl in the street or anyplace outside...

    I've gotten a girls number in this scenario before. It was on a crowded commuter train. I figure the fact that I was in a suit and a tie at the time probably helped her notice me. So, thats my advice I guess - dress well / look good. Maybe she'll notice you long enough to take one of the buds...
  26. KungFuDude

    Fed Up Of Life...

    I think its safe to say you are suffering from depression. Maybe even some sort of anxiety disorder. I suggest a psychiatrist and therapy. The shrink will diagnose your exact problems and probably prescribe some sort of antidepressant. This is just a first step in a long process that will save...
  27. KungFuDude

    This Is why Joe Pa is so respected.

    :lame: Why even state that?
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    New & Improved NBA Playoff Poll

    SOB! :mad: Even though I picked the Spurs, I'm rooting heavily for these guys. Back when Deron Williams was a freshman at Illinois, I predicted he would go down as the greatest Illini player ever.. so far so good! Plus, they also got Dee Brown coming off the bench.
  29. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    Yanks vs Sawx tonight!!! :*****: j/k hehe
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    New & Improved NBA Playoff Poll

    I stand by my original prediction I made in your first poll on this subject, lol. ;) http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=129983 I'm going to game 4 of bulls/pistons. Too bad your Pistons will probably sweep that day. Bulls just don't match up at all. Pistons got the best team by far in...
  31. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    I wouldn't be surprised either way myself. Though, he has been pitching in the inferior hitting league the past couple years . Chances are at his age, they are gonna light him up like a Christmas tree in the real league. :2 cents:
  32. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    That's a good way to look at it... but whoever heard of a rat jumping back on a sinking ship? :D
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Roger Clemens returns to the Yankees :*****:
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I agree. They were loaded in the rotation and the bullpen. Pitching wins championships. This is why I think he is overrated, because of the team he is on. What exactly did he bring to the table that they didn't already have? Many have said he is good with the New York media? Come on. Yes, I...
  35. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    This is exactly what I was talking about. ^ Btw, you should consider changing your screen name to Yankeefan26/39. ;)
  36. KungFuDude

    NFL Draft thread!

    He's Grossman 2.0 - Younger, cheaper, and Florida trained! Hell, maybe they'll resurrect Danny Wuerffel's career and bring him back to complete the Florida trinity of crap NFL quarterbacks! lol
  37. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    That's a good point. He had just been given another chance after blowing that 3-0 lead the year prior. A good point also. I understand the logic of keeping Torre around in his washed up years. The Yankees are in a tight spot with all the superstars they have acquired. They need a guy everyone...
  38. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2854168 Is Joe Torre the most over rated manager in MLB history? I say yes. They should of fired him last year.
  39. KungFuDude

    NFL Draft thread!

    I was praying to the football gods for awhile on that one. Quinn would of added height and durability to the position, if nothing else. Also, I think Grossman will most likely impress enough next season - if he stays healthy again - that they'll probably try and retain him. He seems to be who...
  40. KungFuDude

    NFL Draft thread!

    The guy who told me was all happy about it too. :dunno: I swear I almost punched him. lol Why can't they figure this position out? At least they didn't waste a draft pick on him, I guess. :(
  41. KungFuDude

    BeerCart Girl

    Your golf course is hiring Victoria Zdrok? :confused:
  42. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    Red Sox do seem to be the best team right now, imo.
  43. KungFuDude

    NFL Draft thread!

    Bears sign undrafted Florida QB Chris Leak. sigh :dunno: It never ends..
  44. KungFuDude

    Official NHL thread 2006-2007

    Nice to see you share that "passion that unites us all" paparmane. :1orglaugh :thumbsup:
  45. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL Yeah maybe. I see the Indians are on a bit of a run lately and so I peaked at their schedule...all cupcakes on the menu for a few weeks. Yikes. This is when good teams separate themselves from the pack. I guess we're gonna see if "they are who we thought they were" now.. ;)
  46. KungFuDude

    Official NHL thread 2006-2007

    I found this funny picture and thought some of you guys might enjoy it.
  47. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    I see it's Cleveland's turn to be in first place, in this musical chairs of a division. :angels:
  48. KungFuDude

    2007 NBA Playoffs Who will be the Last Team standing

    Spurs over Pistons. San Antonio always wins the title in odd numbered years. :dunno:
  49. KungFuDude

    2007 MLB Thread

    You shouldn't be blaming Borowski, but your manager, Wedge. I caught the 9th inning of that game, and first base was open after the runners moved over on the wild pitch. Borowski might of thrown another wild pitch and walked in the tying run, but there were already two outs, and A-Rod is on...
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