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YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK! -Full Metal Jacket

Hey, it beats the museum of pez dispensers. http://www.burlingamepezmuseum.com/

Wasn't Rosie the robot maid? LOL Aw, I miss that show. Way better than the Flintstones.

Too bad, I just opened a youtube account and put up some of my favorite movie scenes. :( I guess they aren't going to use the defense that they just host the videos and don't put them there anymore.

You got that forever grinning cartoon injun imprinted on your body? :eek: ...maybe you are serious. LOL

Re: racisim in porn I disagree. A lot of it has to do with their current partners or ****** pressure/upbringing. For example, Teagan Presley doesn't do black guys anymore, because the guy she has **** with and is probably married to, has several swastika tatoos, and probably doesn't want...

I seriously doubt you're serious..

I saw even Al Sharpton threw down on this one. Really, why the hell is an African-American activist getting involved with a story dealing strictly with a spoiled, white, hoebag? Made me wonder if Paris Hilton was in fact the #1 stupid attention whore in all of America? It seems Al might be a...

News to me as well. Meh, all a Ford is anyway is a fucked over rundown Dodge. ;)

LOL -or- "If you can ***** a **** while playing it, it ain't a sport!" I don't know who said it, but I believe it applies to golf. But with that said.. I agree! And with all the reasons listed above. The way the pros play golf, it is a sport. They walk the entire 18 hole course, while...

Ichiro thinks 'Cleveland Rocks': http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/06/11/ichiro-is-not-a-big-fan-of-cleveland/ hahaha

I'll listen to what Ben Stein has to say, when he finally apologizes for his crappy show he had on Comedy Central. In fact, I would rather hear Paris Hilton say "that's hot" 1,000,000 times in a row, before I have to hear Ben Stein udder the phrase "WIN .. BEN STEIN'S .. MONEY" ever again!!!!

I shed a tear when I heard the news. She is the new Nelson Mandela.

Re: Your speed average maybe :dunno: 5123 download 921 upload (wasn't sure where the picture was hosted)

I've heard this theory before, but with him stopping one short of the record and retiring. -sigh- I think it's more likely, considering Bonds' lifelong temperament, that he'll break the record, turn around, and give a big middle finger salute to the whole world. I wouldn't put it past him...

I probably shouldn't be sharing this, but once when I was really *****, I made out with a filipina prostitute. Hey, it happens. But still, no std's here! :thumbsup: :D

Re: Hottest Tennisplayers Definitely NOT Justin Henin. Has there been a more unlikeable woman tennis player in the history of the sport? She's like a cross between Celine Dion and *** soup.

"YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!" - Sam Jackson in A Time To **** *on a side note, I scream this at my TV every time one of my favorite sports teams loses.

28 Weeks Later You may be wondering, "Hey kung fu, could they have made this movie any better?" - I contest that they could have not!! The answer is definitely a solid NO!

I just have an energy ***** before I start now. Don't like to waste my money on most supplements.

Sure, why not? We added snowboarding when the games came around here just for the hell of it. Hell, skateboarding is way more of a sport than many of the stupid events already in place...curling, synchronized swimming, speed walking, javelin, triple jump.. jesus I could go on forever. Why do we...

Tia Tanaka Oh whoops, wrong thread. Hard to keep up in here sometimes.

Freeze. Most people would in any sudden life threatening situation. Probably take a minute or two for my wits and senses to return on what I actually should do/done.

June 6th always reminds of when the movie Saving Private Ryan came out. I told my grandfather what it was about and I asked him if he was going to go see it. To which he replied, "No, I lived it." To the greatest generation, I salute you all. :hatsoff:

Ah, Kim Jong Il is probably just 'feering' a bit 'ronery' right now. Needs a 'rittre' attention. :D

I've read before that some ****** medication into the base of the penis right before a scene. It makes their dick hard immediately and it lasts for a few hours. You can google more about the exact medications that they use, but I think one of them is alprostadil.

It's not total net worth that was calculated, if that is what you mean. Just how much they have made from endorsements, salary, and winnings for the past year.

It is amazing how much the best golfers can make compared to everyone else these days. The way Tiger draws in the crowd has a lot to do with that I imagine. I guess it kinda makes sense the advertisers really go after golf fans. The people that play and actually watch golf are generally well...

America's top 50 richest athletes list Tiger Woods topped the $100 million dollar mark amazingly for the first time this year. International top 20 richest athletes list Poor Roger Federer is lagging behind his golfing counterpart by about oh, $80 million. 2006 lists...

I'm sorry. KungFuGuy just doesn't have the same ring to it. :o

I noticed before they took down that section they instituted a new rule on model picture sets only maxing out at 20 pics a piece. I honestly think they'll bring the entire section back, but in more of a preview version. Professional models included. They're just waiting for the dust to settle...

This made me smile :) when I read this.. Billy Donovan leaves Florida! http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=2889465&sportCat=ncf I figured the destination wrong, but really, college coaches are all the same.

Pink cast...thats not a dude, dude.

I got this one hanging on the wall right in front of me.. But this one is funny too.

Seems like this could be bad for all the porn industry. At the very least, bad for gonzo. Hell with the Department of Justice. I don't like his stuff, but it doesn't mean I don't support his right to make it. :2 cents:

Too bad our #1 Hugo Chavez supporter is ****** at the moment.:( Would make for an interesting read right about now..;)

So, the Yanks are 29 games back now? ;) :D j/k

Most fashion models look like they need someone to throw them a sandwich ..or ten. But I wouldn't kick someone like Heidi Klum out of bed for just eating crackers. :yummie:

Maybe it's his ****** ..or something..;) :shocked: LOL

The only problem I see with the Indians right now IS Wedge.

Whoa Manny just hit the camera guy just off the green *******..lol. Great replay too :thumbsup:

Yeah he's been living off that amazing 2003 post season ever since. Eh, I got mixed feelings on him still. I give him 2/1 odds he gets hurt again and tops out at 15 wins this year.

Josh Beckett is 8-0? How is this possible? Who's he been pitching against, the Yankees? ;) Apparently, the baseball tonight guys were right about him being the key to the red sox winning the division. Kinda reminds me of a few years back when Jon Garland started out 8-0 and my boys went on to...

Especially if Pamela Peaks is involved.

A bald chick and no blondes made the final 10? Who was judging this thing, Tony Romo and Michelle Kwan? Oh, really...? Never mind.

Totally unrelated, but made me think of a guy I knew who used to pin his so called conquests' panties on the wall of his room, sort as trophies. Of course we all knew he couldn't get a date to save his life, so it was even funnier knowing he bought them at the store and pawned them off as his...

:thumbsup: A favorite cold war moment: My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. -Ronald Reagan, said during a radio microphone test, 1984

Really? :1orglaugh

Well, this can't really be seen as good. But better Russia than North Korea or Iran. :thumbsup: I miss the cold war..

Not unless she wants to end up in therapy for the next decade.