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  1. KungFuDude

    The F Race

    It came from the 80's
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    U.S., Iran end 27-year diplomatic freeze

    I like you. You remind me of my phillips screwdriver.
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    U.S., Iran end 27-year diplomatic freeze

    Iran is our political, religious, and polar opposite. As well as our sworn enemy. Take it all into perspective first.. About 90% of the world's muslims are Sunni. The other 10% are Shia and they live in Iran and Iraq...that's it. The stupidity and blame of leading a war against the only other...
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    Freeones needs a chat room

    There are thousands of registered members here that never post to begin with. You'd have to pry people away from their porn first. Good luck with that!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    I doubt it will be a lot longer till they do win it. They got a real good lineup right now. All they really need is a bullpen, and one real ace. They might even be able to make a run at the division this year if they can just fix the bullpen in time, and get Zambrano to stop acting like a total...
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    Why peoples insult female pornstars for not liking anal sex?

    Yeah thats how I look at it too. I didn't see the vid in question, so I can't accurately comment, but this isn't the least bit shocking to me. Maybe I've just become way to desensitized to this kind of thing. Just another genre in the endless stream of gonzo coming out of porn valley these days...
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    2007 MLB Thread

    That makes no sense. :dunno: ;) Really at this point, I'm just praying my boys DO win the wild card.:******:
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    New 18 Year Olds

    LOL Ain't that the truth!
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    2007 MLB Thread

    LMAO!!! :1orglaugh
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    the View

    Oh man, don't get me started. I **** this show with a passion. They should show 'The View' 24/7 to the ****** suspects in Guantanamo. If they know anything, they'll crack for sure.
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    New 18 Year Olds

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    Erotic vs Porn

    Erotic vs Porn Porn wins.
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    U.S., Iran end 27-year diplomatic freeze

    Asking Iran for help ....(sigh) ...it's a sad day for America. Thanks again dubya!
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    Looking back

    I regret my 'ecstasy' phase. I'm a terrible dancer and this stuff really makes you want to dance! You can get the picture.
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    I got robbed while I was in the bathroom

    Heres a few of mine: - I had my bike stolen from my school when I was a ***. Bike thieves are rarely caught, so I feel your pain. - Had my car stereo stolen a few times. Always a pain with them breaking a window, and usually destroying part of the console. - Had my car stolen last year while...
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Microsoft Here have a starbucks
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Well, Borowski is in there now. Good luck buddy! LMAO
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    2007 MLB Thread

    LOL - I think it's safe to say you know your team. Hey, Rafael Betancourt has 1.83 era? When did they get this guy? I didn't realize the Indians bullpen even had this guy.
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    2007 MLB Thread

    You making that up? Geez. They've also owned the White Sox, last time I checked. Who's beating them? The Royals?
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Maybe it's just me, but the Indians seem to be owning the Tigers this year, huh? ;)
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    2007 MLB Thread

    yaaaaaaaawn Boy, this Indians/Tigers game sure is boring..;)
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    Should Guys Take It Up The Ass?

    Uh, yeah, girlfriend?...um, hmm... what if she dumps you after this and uses this as ammo against you? A lover scorned - That pop into your head (no pun intended) yet? Maybe you oughta tie the knot, or at least have her sign a confidentiality agreement - in triplicate, before you decide you've...
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    Bird Craps On Bush

    Good thing he stayed the course with his speech. Otherwise the bird wins.
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Welcome to Florida Sorry about the 2000 election. Yeah, our bad.
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    Ufc

    Chuck Liddell is just old. I watched the build up during the week with Rampage. You could just tell he was gonna **** Chuck. I'm glad I didn't end up paying for it.
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Notice the bullet holes. A nice touch.
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    No wonder no one can type!

    You're not chicken are you tunsty? Well anyway, I'm gonna have to end this epic battle. I'm feeling a bit peckish.. ;)
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    The WTF? - Files..

    [ "Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, You never know where we'll be found." ]
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    No wonder no one can type!

    Oh yeah, why don't you stop your quacking..
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    No wonder no one can type!

    Pretty boy? Hey, why don't you go peck on someone your own size! LMAO
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    women do like semen

    How do you know? flylicker
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    No wonder no one can type!

    That parrot really likes him some plastic. Maybe we should call him Polly-ester!
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    No wonder no one can type!

    Yes, thank you, thank you!
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Well, I tried to rescue this thread from the awkward turn it took. You know like when ***** hits mommy at the dinner table..."It's ok honey. ***** just got a little angry. Go on, eat your food. Mommy is ok." :angels:
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    No wonder no one can type!

    That parrot seems a little screwy. Might need some tweetment! ...Yeah I know, sorry.
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    James Brown R.I.P.

    I chuckled a little. :dunno:
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    Be Honest

    Well, I never use tissues. Just a towel.
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    You are now entering the beautiful State of Arizona. Prepare to melt.
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Whoa, that's a bit harsh. lol Let's not get this thread closed, dick my man. :hatsoff:
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    2007 MLB Thread

    Any team with the nickname "Brew Crew" has my full support!:thumbsup:
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Welcome to New Orleans.... ...it's here somewhere.
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    New Welcome Signs to US States, Cities, European Countries, etc.

    Welcome to Illinois The State of Denial Throw some more out there...
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    What Will GEORGE W. BUSH's Tombstone Say?

    LMAO :1orglaugh "***, can you get me out of this too?"
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    What have you done when you had a crush on someone?

    Only if you get caught.
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    Fads You Are Ashamed You Bought Into..

    Grunge music and wearing flannel shirts. I got so bad, I was planning a move to Seattle to start a band and be like Kurt Cobain. Then I turned twelve.
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    What's with all the bald/shaved head pornstars these days?

    To answer your question: No, my eyes are pointed at the poontang. Really, take a gaze around next time you are outside man. It's the 'in' thing for guys losing any bit of their hair anymore. Better to shave it all off, than have an eye sore of a bald spot.
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    Carter: Bush 'worst' in world relations

    Bashing the President is a national past time. Speaking of which, baseball is coming on soon..
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