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  1. El Perro Mayor

    If it were possible, would you?

    I would. I'd like to see how my wife would look like befor I divorce her.
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    Jessica Burciaga

    Holy mackerel! I've pulled the pud about ten times to this video! http://www.gceleb.com/?s=jessica+burciaga
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    Gorgeous Brunette. Id. Please.

    Nothing new on this sexy woman?
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    True Tere

    A bunch of sets here of my next xwife. :rolleyes: http://petiteteenagergalleries.com/galleries/True_Tere/index.html
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    True Tere, Sweet Stephanie and Kristina Fey

    When the hell is she going to do nudes? Or at least sikimpier outfits, g strings, see through, micro bikini etc etc.
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    What was the first car (vehicle) you ever owned?

    Can't remember the year of the model I had, but it was a Ford Granada when I was about 18. First thing we did with it was drive it from milwaukee to central Mexico on a four day drive.
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    Joe Paterno on his way out at Penn State?

    Start with Lou, Bobby Knight in the middel and finish the chain with Paterno.
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    Joe Paterno on his way out at Penn State?

    That old fart should get fired as soon as possible. F him and Penn State.
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    FOX Documentary Exposes Iran's Intents

    Faux News reporting the truth? Oh that's rich. :facepalm:
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    Ariana Seibert

    Any more on this hot girl? http://www.prettybabes4u.com/galleries/jan2007/aria-red-lingerie/
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    Don't have a ***, but I do own a few good knives. Cold Steel Tanto always under my pillow. Al Mar 3.5" folder always in my pocket. Cold Steel San Mai Gurkha in my living room.
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    I like guitars. I have a bunch of them.

    No guitars but three basses. Warwick Fender Jazz 4003 Rickenbacker Would give my left nut to get my grubby hands on a Carl Thompson bass, the kind Les Claypool plays. :clap:
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    very cute girl

    Bump
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    Socialism... am I correct? I think I am.

    Jane my dear, pray tell, what freedoms have you been stripped of recently?
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    Socialism... am I correct? I think I am.

    Hit the nail on the head Tino, big banks get bailed out they call it Capitalism. Working class ask for the same thing and those on the right cry socialism.
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    I like guns. I have a bunch of them.

    I own a Super Soaker, does that count?
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    Jessica Burciaga

    Jessica Burciaga with Jessika Maximus :rolleyes: :clap: http://www.lowridermagazine.com/girls/lrms_0826_lowrider_girls_model_jessica_burciaga/photo_09.html I loves me some Mexican women.
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    Separated at birth?

    I Think these four hot chicks look-a-like. What do you guys think. Jessica Burciaga and Leyciet. http://www.oyemag.com/index.php/jessica-burciaga/ http://www.dynastyseries.com/2009/03/dynasty-series-spotlight-leyicet/ Amber Lee Ettinger and Angelica Camacho...
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    Jessica Burciaga

    http://www.oyemag.com/index.php/jessica-burciaga/
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    Hellllo, Boys!! ;)

    Sex lady.
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    Priya Rai vs Nina Mercedez

    Nina hands down.
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    Who would be a ********* that you would like to see in adult film?

    Sarah Shahi, hubba hubba hubba!
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    What did you do when the board was down?

    In the words of el maestro Les Claypool from Primus,"Well what'll I do now, go to *****, pull the pud? We need new pornos." From the song Spaghetti Western.
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    Megadeth - TH1RT3EN

    :clap: :thumbsup: :banger: Bravo bravo!
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    Kocsis Orsi or Zsuzsanna Ripli?

    I know I would have to flip a coin between either of the hot brunettes. Who would you go for? http://www.outofaces.com/kocsis-orsi/ http://www.butterflysearcher.com/butterfly-galleries/big-boobs/suzanne-elegant-lady-shows-herself/
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    Jenny Laird

    Why would such a naturally pretty girl such as Jenny go and get dumb-ass tattoos, implants and colegen lips? Another one is Lela Star, cute girls that mess up their looks. But after reading The Sun's report you can kind of understand why, at least in regards to Jenny.
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    Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the road

    Re: Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the After watching that video clip I wasn't sure if I was angry or sad. Angry at the fact that the fing ahole who ran over the ***** didn't even stop after he drove over her with the first wheel to see what he had...
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    roughest male performers?

    There is a scene with Rocco and Nessa Devil, he gets interupted by another chick and starts screwing the second girl. At the same time starts punching her in the back and slapping her in the face. Another Rocco scene, can't remember if he starts stuffing either fruits or cake at the same time he...
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    Very hot brunette

    Found this hat ass Mexican Corona **** babe.:nanner: http://quedateaki.com/es/fotos/galeria.php?cod_file=13773&cod_tipo=2
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    How to get chicks when you aren't rich and don't have a big wang

    Some years back a friend of mine said, “ Pick out the ten hottest chicks in the club, go up to each one and strike up a conversation, if you get one or two to talk to you, you know you are gonna hit one of them latter that night."
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    Al Davis, owner of the Raiders, has died

    Nice comeback against the 3-1 Texans today, a fitting way to honor Al.
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    Favorite Scotch/*******

    Anyone try the Jack Daniel's Mr. Jack's 160th birthday sour mash? Comes in a nice looking black glass bottle. Got one last Christmas, very smooth ******** *******.
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    Favorite Scotch/*******

    Maker's Mark, good choice my friend!
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    Favorite Scotch/*******

    I really like Bulliet bourbon and Knob Creek. I know both are bourbons, but what the hell.
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    The 2011 MLB Thread

    White Sox got Robin? After all the rumors on the other two possibilities. Hope the have a much better 2012, big disappointment this season for me.
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    How Do You Feel About Polls? Take 2 (Snap)

    I love polls! A nice shinny poll with some hot stripper grinding on it.
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    Valentina

    Bump
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    Valentina

    Anymore links on this hot babe? :nanner: http://nude.hu/valentina-red-dress
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    Ron Paul 2012

    Ron Paul seems to forget that the prez can only do as much the congress will allow. And if Ron wouold get elected, I think he has a snowballs chance in hell, he would not be able to get any of his agenda through. Much the same as Obama has found out.
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    Is America a ***** for good?

    America, sorry, I mean the United States of America, is not a ***** of good. It's a ***** looking out for it's own interests.
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    Killer of James Byrd Jr executed in Texas

    The good thing about the death penalty for scum such as him and his kind is that the anticipation of death is worse than death itself.
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    What sports jerseys do you own?

    Jermaine Dye Chicago White Sox away jersey. Mark Buehrle White Sox home jersey. MJ Chi Bulls red jersey. Scottie Pippen Bulls white jersey. Monarcas Morelia soccer jersey.
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    Leanna Sweet or Sasha Grey

    Sasha!
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    Best Cover Versions

    Primus and Ozzy N,I,B http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWd1X2uGXU Phish and Les Claypool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bakWKHj051I
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    The Cartoon Poll

    Foghorn Leghorn was a funny mofo.
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    If you could be the greatest musician or athlete in the world...

    I'd rather be an agent for either a great athlete or a great band. Live off of other folks hard work. Only problem is I'm not Jewish.
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    Louise Glover or Gemma Massey?

    Glover for me if you will kind sir.
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