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    Nessa Devil's new tits

    Re: Nessa Devil - new bOObs I would be afraid to squeez them, they look like they are ready to burst.
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    How tall are you?

    5'10, but shrinking due to age.
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    Who is the best narrator?

    Will Lyman, Dos Equies ****, BMW and Frontline on PBS.
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    Katy or Zooey?

    Zooey has a prettier face, Katy a better body. Call it, heads or tails?
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    If you could do it all over again... What profession would you most like to be doing?

    Re: If you could do it all over again... What profession would you most like to be do I would have liked to been born a Rothchild, born with a golden spoon in my mouth. If not that, a major league baseball player.
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    Tits like Franceska Jaimes and Madelyn Marie

    Rebecca Linares. She was fine without them two balloons on her chest. Lela Star. Another one who didin't need them, also could have done without the duck lips.
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    Blonde???

    Bump
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    Chick From Mofos

    Nicole Aniston?
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    Who is this girl from 9gag?

    Looks like a chic named Violet Erotica.
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    Which pornstar would you like facesitting on you?

    Gracie Glam Stoya Maria Ozawa Kagney Lin Karter Rachel Roxxx
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    Vicky Vee

    Re: Vicky Vee is going to be the next big thing in porn Pretty face and nice natural breasts, only hope she doesn't get implants, tattoos and duck lips.
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    Body Type Poll

    Girls like Sasha Grey and Stoya are on the thin side but not boney, very sexy. But prefer bodies like Jayden James and Esperanza Gomez.
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    Elwood7 has it right, there is a difference between US **** and bottled Mexican ****. I used to work in southern California and at lunch time a lunch truck would show up with US **** and Mexican ****. The vast majority preferred the bottled Mex ****, we had both white and Mexican American workers.
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    Coca Cola vs Pepsi

    An ice cold ****, but prefer A&W Rootbeer.
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    Unusual styles of music / instruments / playing styles

    Les Claypool, whamola and a bassjo.
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    What were you like at high school?

    Played baseball and soccer, but not a jock. Had only a few friends, dated about 5 girls. Never really got picked-on or bullied.
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    Kaley Cuoco is the hottest mainstream actress?

    Penny is hot. Dangit, can't delet my second post
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    best metal bassist

    Steve Harris, mofo plays with just two fingers, no pick. What a *****. Let me say that Les Claypool is the predecessor of Jaco, not metal players, but masters of the bass.
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    How much porn is on your computer?

    More than I need.
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Jose Cuervo Tradicional ******* and Dos Equis dark lager. Stay thirsty my friends.
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    Who's The Best Baseball Player of All Time?

    Roberto Clemente.
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    What is your profile pic?

    Ian McShane from the TV show Deadwood.
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    Senator says life begins at Ejaculation

    So when I rub one out to Roxy Jezel tonight I'm gonna commit mass ******.
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    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDIxcuPT7s
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    The Music Thread

    Dominic is a great player, but nothing to inspire other guitarists like Hendrix, Van Halen, BB King, Slow Hand or a George Benson.
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    ****** shoots ********* laptop to teach lesson about FaceBook

    I'm pretty sure that *** is gonna hit the streets and become a stripper very soon, or a prostitute. You can tell just by the few minutes of the video that the *** is a dick, he might have to start ******** with one eye open from now on.
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    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Georges> :clap:
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    Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS flag

    Re: Fury from Auschwitz survivors at Marine sniper squad seen in Afghanistan with SS Oh ok, that makes it all better. As long as they mostly ****** those Godless, America hating Army wimps. I guess the Nazis weren't so bad after-all.
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    Movie Endings That Annoy The Fuck Out Of You

    The Bobby D and A Pacino movie Heat. The final shoot out scene, that's one where the so-called bad guy should have won one.
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    Buying a Haas

    After my *** ****** away I had to leave my job and move to Mexico to take over my ***'s small machine shop. The shop is small, only six employees besides me, we mostly do large part repair work or very small large part runs. I never really got into CAD/CAM, all the programming was done at the...
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    What movie best describes your sex life

    Last Tango in Paris (1972)
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    Which band/artist deserves a Guitar Hero game?

    Frank Zappa Fishbone Art of Noise Jaco Pastorious
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    Buying a Haas

    I've never worked on a Hass, I programmed Mori Seikis for over twelve years. The Moris are very accurate machines, what I've heard of the Hass is that it's easy to program and also a good machine. What kind of projects are you going to be doing? You should need to keep in mind if you are going...
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    Anyone Date or Married Someone That Totally Creeped You Out?

    Why would anyone put up with someone that creeps you out? I know within a few dates with someone if I would like to continue seeing that person or not. I don't like smokers so I stay clear of them, don't like kissing an ashtray.
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Could not have said it better my friend. Seems like the hard right has collective amnesia when it comes to remembering W's term in office. Took him eight years to F it up. No president, even one on the right, would have been able to get us back on our feet in just four years.
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    Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon colony by 2020; make it a U.S. state

    Newt must think there is oil on the Moon, or cheese.
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    Sarah on Howard Stern TV

    I saw that episode, don't know her full name. Seems to me she isn't playing with a full deck of cards.
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    Great Lesbian Pics / The Best Lesbian pic of all time / Post your best lesbian pics here!

    Re: Your ***** lesbian couple... Anetta Keys and Stoya.
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    Ex-NFL superstar Terrel Owens friendless, nearly broke

    Just goes to show you can't be ******* on people and burning bridges. Maybe if he would have been a better person/team-mate one of the teams he played on they would take him on as assistant wide receiver coach.
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    your fav big ass

    Simone Style Memphis Monroe Shyla Stylez Tiffany Mynx Jynx Maze
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    Taylor Vixen / FTV Taylor

    Re: Taylor Vixen sneak peek Under Boobage!!!!! (pic) Nomnomnomnom
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    Choose Your "Trophy Fucks"

    Karina O' Riely A younger Simony Diamond without the tattoos Anetta Keys Nina Mercedes Jennifer Luv Dasha A younger Lela Star, the one with less plastic Simone Style Skin Diamond A young JR Carrington Stoya
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    Lela Star

    Too bad she now has that permanent duck face, but still wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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    Are you a Ass-man or a Boobs-man ?

    Had a girl friend a few years back that did one of the most heinous acts that could be committed by a female. She had breast reduction surgery! She was an aerobics instructor and she said they got in the way. At least she had a great ass on her.
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    Newt Gingrich Response to State of the Union

    So I guess the fact that GM being now the number one auto maker counts for nothing? Sustained job growth for the past three years, agreed not as large as would be liked, but at least positive. Ending the war in Iraq neither? Oh wait, the right wing war hawks would like us to be there...
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