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  1. El Perro Mayor

    If you could do one of these sports professionally, which one?

    Baseball, started playing around 12, now I'm 43 and still play on Sundays. Too bad I was never good enough to get paid for it.
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    Cute Chick w/Great Ass

    Boom goes the dynamite!
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    Cute Latin Teen w/ Fat Ass

    Nice big ass
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    Sweet Apples

    Bump
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    Hot Blonde.

    Bump
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    Sponsor Of Bill Requiring **** Testing - Welfare Recipients, Arrested For DUI

    Is ******** ******* legal? Yes. Is driving under the influence *******? Yes. He didn't get arrested getting ***** at some bar, it was for driving *****. A-hole could have ****** someone.
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    Survey: Republicans Trust Fox News And Nothing Else

    It has been proven that Fox News watchers are the most ill informed among TV news viewers. I guess it's because if you state your position, even if it can be proven as incorrect, with such strong conviction, some people will take it as fact.
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    Pornstars which aren't necessarily attractive, but YOU love

    Roxy Jezel Ann Marie Rios Heather Silk, aka Silky Thumper
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Money by ODB, R.I.P
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    Navy SEAL Describes Punching Jesse Ventura

    Very impressed with this dude, not only does he sucker punch a guy in his sixties, who has a hard time walking due to his wrestling injuries, but he pulls a bitches move. Pulling a guys hair! I bet he would've thought twice, maybe three times, before throwing a punch at a forty year old Ventura.
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    Hunter Leigh

    Re: New babe added to FreeOnes: Hunter Leigh She has too be one of the prettiest girls posted here in a good while. She kind of has a Mindy Vega look about her in my opinion. We need to find more stuff on her. Type in her name in the search bar, a few new sets. http://girlznation.com/search.php
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    Energy!! Drinks & health problems

    Some years back in my early 30's I was playing sports up to five days a week. Baseball, basketball, soccer and softball, every now and then after work and befor the game I would need a pick me up. I would ***** either Red Bull or *******, never really got any bad effects from it. One day I see...
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    Greatest American Band

    Tool, A Perfect Circle. Or Rush, you didn't specify U.S band.
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    George W. Bush, Voldemort Of American Politics, Rules From The Shadows

    You got the wrong guy, it's not W. Bush. It's more like Dick Cheney.
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    Are you over-weight or under-weight?

    5'10 and just shy of 200lbs. The height weight charts say I shoul be around 185lbs. Gonna shoot for that this year.
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    Your top 5 asses in porn today

    Rebecca Linares Lela Star Teagan Presley Rachel Starr Rachel Roxxx
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    Lily Lee

    bump EDIT: Please read the RULES. You must wait 24 hours before bumping.
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    Hows The new year for you so far?

    Hung over, woke up on the floor, have half a bottle of ******* and four beers left. Challenge accepted!
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    Lily Lee

    Looking for more on this hot blonde. :clap: http://wildgirlswithguns.net/1218/lily-lee/lily-lee-jpg-13/
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    Regardless of YOUR age...

    I don't mind age, it's the looks for me.
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    Brooke Hogan

    In the words of Howard Stern, "are you sure you've always been a woman"?
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    What's your favorite section of your local newspaper?

    Here in some parts of Mexico the have a section called either The Red Section or The Police Section. It's about crime and police actions, and some have some graphic photos.
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    The Dictator

    The Ali G show was funny and Borat was pretty good, but me thinks he's going the way of Tom Green soon.
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    Former Saturday Night Live writer leaves online apology before committing suicide

    My younger ******* is also into this doom and gloom outlook of the near future. He listens everyday to Alex Jones and truly believes that the US is going to hell in a hand basket. My ******* now has a very negative vibe about him, he has lost the few friends he had, he would try to shove all the...
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    Happy Birthday, Vanilla DeVille!

    Happy birthday sexy.
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    Tara Tainton

    Any new stuff out there on her?
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    Betty Saint or Rebeca White, i can't decide?!

    Betty Saint, but with black hair.
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    Insects will be important part of UK diet by 2020, says scientist

    As long as it's the worm at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal, I have no problem with that.
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    Which pornstar would you like facesitting on you?

    Maria Ozawa Sarah Vandella Rachelle Roxxx
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    Best car for pick up chicks?

    Some years back, I think on some ABC news show, they tried to see which would work better on getting women's phone numbers. 1) a guy with expensive car, I think it was a Jag. 2) same guy with a baby in a stroller, the guy was pretending to be the baby's uncle. 3) same guy with a puppy. The...
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    Chica - New See-Thru Bikini [Pic]

    In the words of the ilustrious Borat,“Niiice"!
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Ronnie James Dio Stevie Nicks
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    Older porn stars that have aged well.

    Tiffany Mynx Raylene Francesca Le
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    The Next President of the United States?

    Great! Just what this country needs to get back on track, another slack-jawed bow legged Texan.
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    I second that vote for Dave Mustaine
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    How ***** have you ever been?

    A few years back at a friends party got so ***** that when I got home I threw-up so much that when I woke up the next day I had burst some ***** vessels around my eyes. Looked like a raccoon for a few days.
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    Hot ass of the day DAYUM! (pic)

    nomnomnomnomnomnom.......
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    Losing it... like $500,000

    I figure you didn't read the link on my post. I gave you the benefit of the doubt that you could take care of regular street thugs, but trained hit squads like los Zetas or Kaibils, who by the way many were trained in THE SCHOOL of the AMERICAS by US Special ******. I live here in Mexico and...
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    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    Get A Life http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098802/ Deadwood http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348914/
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    Crystal Milf Hunter

    If she would be on the Howard stern show I could see him asking the same thing he asked Nicole Bass, "You sure you've always been a woman"? http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/12_99770.jpg
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    Losing it... like $500,000

    MAYHEM. What makes you think one person with a scatter ***, even with the specialty stuff out there, could fend-off determined hit men. Granted, maybe if they send a local street gang who are untrained in how to use the weapons , you might have a chance. If instead they really want that ****...
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    Hot Suicide Girl

    Thank you good sir.
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    Hot Suicide Girl

    Looking for a name on her. :rubbel: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5c00qQOz1qf3yy5o1_500.jpg
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    Marquez was robbed!

    After watching the Pacquiao Marquez fight I think the only way Marquez would have one was to have put Pacman in a state of ****. Fing judges!
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    Who Was Your 1st Favorite Porn Star?

    J.R. Carrington, Celeste and Tracy Lords.
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