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If he is hitting above .350....then you you are just a Red Sox fan.......if he isn't....wellllllllllll............:tongue:

:rofl: How the hell does a pussy look like Cher?? You got to explain that one please :) And listen the the Prof....he has given you some valuable advice! :thumbsup:

THIS..is the best answer so far!!! :thumbsup: BTW please do a show like this on MFC....I am saving tokens for you :lovecoupl Dirk's isn't bad either...get yourself 2 10k BTU window-shakers for the end rooms, and a couple floor fans to move the cooler air into the center room. But with summer...

Medication?? :looks at directions: 1. Moisten your cock 2. Roll cock around in BC powder 3. Stick cock up your ass 4. Smoke em if you got em Ohhhhh...I see what you mean!!! :thumbsup:

Which proves the point...do not make the pussy mad!!! PMS does stand for "potential ****** suspect" ya know?! :hatsoff:

No need to take the seat off with one of these attached to the seat!! :hatsoff:

You can keep sitting on them.....if I can lick them off of ya :shy:

DAMMIT....she sat on my donuts again!!! :cussing:

Hell to the Yeah!!! :thumbsup: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005306/mediaindex

They have fucked Boba Fett to death!!! :eek:

with all 6 shots :ak47:

There was this one time...at band camp.......we were marching formations and I had a head-on collision with a girl playing the flute!! It worked out well though, cause she was impressed with the size of my tuba and she gave me a hand job in the lake later that day :thumbsup:

look at this thread vanderkar...you have to have the ability to do what is pictured to be a member here......if you cannot, then you must leave as you don't make the minimum height requirements to ride this ride :hatsoff:

Where's the rest of that set?? I want to see that dog come in and take Sasha Rose doggy style.

Are we sure it's a she?? :dunno:

Thanks for the rep!! :glugglug:

Because it is comedy GOLD!!!!!! :rofl:

No worries bro.....I am hung like a stud field mouse anyway :o Besides...this ain't about fuckin'.......it is about helping her discover her endless supply of orgasms through our prowess with our tongues!!! :tongue:

:rofl: And it will keep cold the sodas and sammiches he packed for the trip!!! :thumbsup:

Just an update...the 404 errors have ceased for me. :thumbsup: The last couple days the site has been very laggy when clicking link that take me to another area of the site....thought you might like to know :2 cents:

I agree sir!! :glugglug: That was fucking hott!!! :boobies::rubbel: BTW shame on Mark Wood for jacking off at the end :nono:...would of been nicer to see Madelyn suck/stroke him off :nanner:

I always use a vigorous side-to-side motion......with a counter clockwise swirl at the finish!!! :thumbsup:

I am in line......and ahead of you!!! :thefinger :fight: :tongue:

Gratz on getting the site going finally!!! :glugglug: And good move on the marketing strategy to not allow assholes to know about the site....you don't want their kind there...and it is a well known fact that assholes don't have any money to spend on websites :rolleyes: But that might be in...

I just fell in love with you!! :lovecoupl Just say the word, and I'll be on the Cootervlile Express!!

Well I have never seen Petra, and this is how I imagine her :lovecoupl

OMG you're right!! If you squint your eyes.....you can just make him out in that window above. And that sign is a true representation of Dirk...it is about a bubble out of plumb :tongue:

Petra??

It is running laggy for me too.....I think Roald bought baby oil instead of food for the little guy powering the server

I'm just a big ol teddy bear!! ;) :lovecoupl Welcome to FreeOnes :bowdown:

And you were wondering why your steak tasted funny :rofl:

You're welcome :)

:rofl: Guy on the phone..."yeah there's a real good chance that it is his" :rofl:

Used cows for sale??!! That's udderly ridiculous!!

Maybe not all Russian cats.....but the look in this ones eyes is how those rumors get started ;)

Little Lupe Fuentes pouring some milk on her cookies!! :nanner: http://fhg.ilovelupe.com/fmg/01/?nats=MTE1NC44NS4yMS4xNDIuMS42MDAxODI5LjAuMC4w

They all have dark hair ya greedy bastard!!! :cussing: :tongue: :D Any idea what the girl in the green shirts name is?? Time to do some searching.........:computer:

Always good to get to see Cheri!! :thumbsup: Anyone else notice in vid #4 of the above link.....she has the skill of full moaning while she has a mouth full of Joey.....girl has skillz!!! :tongue: :rolleyes: I never have figured out why they feel they need to dub in moaning.....but I always...

Now THAT'S entertainment!!! :nanner: Bet that guy just buys a mask at gift stand next time.......

:rofl: You're right.....that's a no Pedobear sign!!! :rofl:

I would rather bang her clone...Christine Taylor :nannerf2:

fixed :hatsoff:

and now you say...... Then I suggest more hallucinogens and ******* sir....these mysteries are not going to unravel by themselves!!!

First off I hope your kidney stones go away :thumbsup: And now for some questions........ Did he wear those lubricated gloves when he handled your junk? Did he dim the lights before the prostrate exam? Was there any Barry White music playing in the background? Were refreshments served?

Maybe a little.....but nothing having you cum sit on my face wouldn't cure!! Spank ya later Chica :lovecoupl

Damn global warming.....without the ozone people will just start melting on the sidewalks....I have been warning of this for years...but did anybody listen?? :cool:

You got a purdy beak boy!!

:note to self: Don't ***** any cocktails if Dirk is behind the bar

He's looking for a place to bury his bone!!! :D

And he has a snack for the long trip...brilliant!! :thumbsup: