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    Bang...and the clothes are gone!

    Love that blond talking with that accent...is that Cockney?? anyway........:rubbel:
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    Quentin Tarantino's angle

    Uhhh...wasn't Tarantino the Executive Producer? You shoot the film like the boss says to. How else would a foot freak like Tarantino get Salma Hayek's foot in his Mouth??!! It's good to be the King!!! :D
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    Weakest Cop Ever

    Someone recruit this old woman to go after Bin Laden!!!!! :nanner:
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    Dumb Blondes

    Hard to believe that out of 8 million sperm....someone like this was the fastest and strongest huh?? :dunno:
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    Who will make the first move?

    Yeah don't worry about the Stormtroopers shooting...they can't hit their ass with both hands from a dead stop. Hell the Alliance took them down with and old Cadillac, a Jedi, 2 toasters, and a squirrel!!! :2 cents:
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    BP spills coffee

    Needs more cowbell
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    Jealous Cop

    Or maybe it was all the cats running after them to get to the fish??!! :dunno:
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    New School Uniform Criticized

    Fishnets with a plaid skirt??!! :nono: She'll have to stay after school.......:tongue:
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    Jealous Cop

    why? :dunno:
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    Keep an eye on that thread...I brought us some beers :glugglug:

    Keep an eye on that thread...I brought us some beers :glugglug:
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    Christina Model, Christina Lucci, Christina's Paradise, Christina Marie Hopkins, Deb Gooden

    Get BB in here..he'd love this!! I'll bring some beers
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    Favorite Babe over 70 - The Poll

    Q-What's a guy walking a tight-wire 1000 ft. in the air and a guy getting a BJ fro a 70 tr old woman have in common? A-Both are saying to themselves "don't look down....don't look down" :hatsoff:
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    What the hell ever happen to...

    LMFAO:rofl: What the hell was his (Ex I think) wife's name? She went on to do her own thing for awhile too.......SHANE...I just remembered as I was typing that.....she was a sexy little freak if I remember correctly. :boobies::rubbel:
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    Camping tools

    :rofl: That is great!!! :)
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    Babysitter Fail

    Hell Yeah!! And she wants to get that youngin a ******* or ******.....can't ya'll read the signs??!! :tongue:
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    how to handle the big ones

    They don't illustrate doing the motorboat?? One of the most pleasurable moves for both parties?? That poster is total bullshit then!!!! :mad:
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    Hairless Pussy

    :rofl: You'd fuck a snake if someone would hold it's mouth wouldn't you bro??!! :D :tongue:
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    Warning To Trespassers

    This one fits this theme :hatsoff:
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    What happens if buy Burger King

    It's fast food......Why So Serious??
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    Hairless Pussy

    :eek: Great....a totally hairless pussy has never been my preference, and now I won't be able to look at one again without thinking about this cat!! :thefinger That is a weird looking cat..........
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    >>> Spungy Gunk Film DVD and Club Centerfolds Winners INSIDE!!

    Congratz to all the winners!!! :glugglug: 59 was tough to get...the trolls made it difficult. The next contest is a weekend quickie with Chica??!! :love-smi: Now we're talking!! :nanner: :nannerf2: :boobies::rubbel:
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    how is best your pornstar

    She's fine....thank you for asking!!
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    Eek! A spider!

    Interesting...at first it wasn't there for me. I hit the quote button and saw the addy for the pic....copied it onto another tab, and it showed up. Then when I come back into the tab this thread was on..it is visible now :dunno: :wtf: BTW...nice tat on that tit :tongue:
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    Official Star Member Wishlist

    Oh hell yeah!!! :thumbsup:
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    Try Not To Smile Love

    Don't know why she is sad.....if I had boobs like that I would happily play with them all the time!!! :nanner:
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    And this is a bad thing how?? :dunno:
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    Hot pictures of Petra click here!

    Aliens built that ya know?! :hatsoff:
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    Saturday Fundraiser in my chatroom

    Ashleigh I enjoyed all of the two minutes I got to see you live, until the F@&#ing site crashed!!! :mad: I didn't even get to give you my tokens :( Hope you get back on..you're fucking beautiful!!!! :lovecoupl
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    Have your ever...

    PK I have always pictured you dressing like Capt. Jack Sparrow.....who IMHO dressed quite slutty. Now you say that you don't?? :(
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    Why Doesn't This Happen At My Work?

    Yeah let's get an ID on that girl :rofl: Anyone recognize that navel piercing..or her thighs? Get GregC in here...I bet he knows :rofl:
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    Best pornstar with Hard, pointy, perky, erect nipples

    Cameo and Claudia Price are very good choices.......and I would have to add Mariah Milano to my great nips list too :thumbsup:
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    The Member Above Me....

    Needs to trim his fingernails in his avatar
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Gratz!! :glugglug: What did you win?? :dunno: :tongue:
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    L3ggy what di i tell you

    L3ggy is a wiener-dog now!!! :rofl2: Boy he really IS a shape-shifter huh??
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    Saturday Fundraiser in my chatroom

    Can we still get that done even if we do stop by??!! :lovecoupl
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    My girl will do more (requests) but she needs a little encouraging!

    MMmmm...Twatsicle....smells like fish, tastes like chicken!!!
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    Whats all this talk about sex?

    So I like short women....and I have to put them up on a pedestal to get at the cooter....you got a problem with that??!! :mad: :tongue:
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    Thanks for the rep :glugglug: We'll ID her one of these days......she can run, but she can't...

    Thanks for the rep :glugglug: We'll ID her one of these days......she can run, but she can't hide forever!!! :thumbsup:
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    Name This Brunette

    First off...I am not 100% sure.....but taking into account how Playboy airbrushes, and slightly changes a way a woman looks.......... Is this your girl bro?? http://galleries.pmates.com/gals/playboy_plus/2009/07/playboy_playmate_miss_june_2007_brittany_binger/index.php *crosses fingers*
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    The new 'in line' Burger King policy

    It's like deja vu all over again!!!!
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    Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters

    Well that was a pretty shitty looking monitor :2 cents: :tongue: If all those toons were level 80....that was a bunch of hours worth of effort deleted. Bet she got some attention for doing it too....hope it was the kind she wanted.
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    Saturday Fundraiser in my chatroom

    What time on Saturday are you starting at MFC Ashleigh? Hope you have sound...I wanna hear you say "cooter" :D
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    Top 3 pornstars you'd love to get a BJ from...

    Mariah Milano Selena Steele :blowjob: Amy Reid
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    Welcome Chloe [IMG]

    Welcome Chloe [IMG]
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    Thanks for the prize...uh I mean rep!!! :D :glugglug:

    Thanks for the prize...uh I mean rep!!! :D :glugglug:
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    I want to use the search function to search

    *inventory check* MyFO points- not enough Cash- don't have any Candy- plenty Sexual Favors- Petra is engaged Want some candy little girl??!! :D
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    'See Anything You Like?'

    Shoehorn?? Maybe a crowbar?? :dunno:
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    Previewing The Goods

    They're legal aren't they?They got to be legal!Please tell me they're legal! OMG my junk moved when I looked at that pic!!TELL ME THAT THEY'RE LEGAL!!!:weeping:
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    'See Anything You Like?'

    That's a shame too...she has a pretty face. And she will never know the pleasure of ******** on her stomach :2 cents:
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    Wtf

    :wtf: When I was a ***...we got F$#@ing clowns making ******* out of balloons at birthday parties :mad:
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