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    Question 1

    Not gonna lie...I used Bing :tongue: :D
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    Question 1

    Alex the answer is what is 555-2368 :hatsoff:
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    Have You Tried bing?

    :yesyes: fixed :tongue:
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    Thanks for the rep!! :thumbsup: That's the first thing I though of when I saw that pic :rofl...

    Thanks for the rep!! :thumbsup: That's the first thing I though of when I saw that pic :rofl: :eek: OMG..that doesn't make me one of the beastie pervs does it?? :eek:
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    Who Knew Tom Cruise Was a Funny Dude?

    And you thought you had seen the last of him :rofl: :thumbsup: He'll be back!!
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    Awww L3ggy dog napping

    L3ggy trying to get himself into the "over the hills' thread
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    Wow...it's not madness, it really does exist!

    I've seen that somewhere before
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    Flying Fish

    There ya go bro...a little help :thumbsup:
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    Razor!? What's that?

    He's in her belly button....he left a trail going in....sloppy hiding bro'!! :tongue:
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    Flying Fish

    "This is Delta Foxtrot Echo commencing bomb run...Roger, going in hot pickle"!!!
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    Dogbone vs L3ggy

    :rofl: typo of the week!!! :rofl:
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    Who thinks that Paris Hilton is hot?

    I'd hit it!! Then send her into the kitchen to tell her butler to make me a sammich!!! :pimpdaddy
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    What Was / Is Your Dirty Job?

    Years ago working at THE major theme park in Orlando, Fl. we were building a recycling conveyor right beside the compost yard. To make matters worse it was in the middle of summertime, anyone who has spent a summer in central Florida knows what I mean. The smell was terrible and there were flies...
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    Longest youve gone with no sex?

    Pk seems like a pretty cool guy.....but I think he wears his eye patch a little too tight sometimes :dunno:
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    Dakota Rae- Please Help-

    I used to be a member at The Wetlands...and remember Dakota. She was the webmaster's ******-in-law if memory serves me correct. If I find anything like you're asking about I will reach out to you......happy hunting!!
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    Consumer Product Labeling

    He didn't care and now he is a believer......... Behold the Power of PUSSY!!!!
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Hey Griswold, where you gonna put a tree that big?
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    At Least He Has A Sense Of Humor ...

    OMG...you think it is a fake??!! :eek: On the internet?? NEVER!!! :nono:
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    Surely this isnt his real name?

    3rd Battalion....that unit is run by General Lee A. Wanker isn't it?? ;) :tongue:
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    Mad Vag Skills

    That thought just made me cum in my shorts...thank you
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    Who Knew Tom Cruise Was a Funny Dude?

    Does MTV still show videos?? I haven't watched that channel since the late 80's.......
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    Pussy Survey!

    I am a big fan of pussy.....and I predict it will become adored by many people!!! :thumbsup:
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    >>> What to do for our FreeOnes Annivesary?!

    How about having a prize of getting to be a director for a porn scene? Perhaps Brazzers or Private, or any porn production company for that matter provide the talent, equipment, and location. The winner is flown in and gets to direct the scene. It would be cool to get to be behind the...
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    What the hell is this woman trying to achieve?

    She has a blind man under her skirt
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    This is how women are made

    What the hell pops an egg that size out of it's...orifice?? :eek:
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    Beamer Low Rider

    It was probably the guys car who was only paying $2.50/hr......I bet he was wondering what that big X was on the ground as he parked on top of it too ;)
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    well very well

    You can tell that from the look on his buddies face!! :thumbsup:
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    I think my doctor ******** me!

    He didn't milk your prostrate did he?? Oh wait...you didn't say what kind of sample....... nevermind
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    Doctor

    Oh yeah.....you see it all over **** country....massive flocks of one-legged chickens. Most have adapted to leaning against another chicken for balance to move around. It looks like Siamese twin chickens all over the place. A few were more industrial and made little wooden peg-legs for...
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    Wouldn't you want the world to know too?

    I've heard about car parks....but isn't he in a cemetery??!! :confused:
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    BP Warning Irony

    Oh man we need to get the e-mail addy of the CEO of BP.....and everyone send him this pic!!! :mad: :tongue:
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    Hot girl lifeguard pictures!

    If you two ladies are in need of any mouth-to-crotch resuscitation..please let me know OH, and if you get stung by a jellyfish...I will *** on ya :tongue: :cool:
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    Nice Dreads...

    Although my preference is some hair down there....I agree with ya'll this time. I draw the line at needing a pith helmet and a machete get near it.
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    could they be sisters?

    Actually...I don't get why this one is funny :dunno:
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    do ya like my *** mutherfucka

    Ya got to have that when hunting the T-Rex!!! It is right after the snipe hunt.......
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    Lyndsay Loahns's eHarmony video

    Don't think I would date her either......but I do have enough rent money for a weekend with her!! :boobies: :blowjob::nannerf2::****::love-smi::sex:
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    Nice Dreads...

    Wonder is she has a Bob Marley tattoo on her cooter??!!
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    Thanks for the rep :glugglug: Yeah Claudia's nipples are most awesome....if she was my ***...I...

    Thanks for the rep :glugglug: Yeah Claudia's nipples are most awesome....if she was my ***...I would of breast fed until I was 18 :rofl: :tongue:
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    Glow in the dark boobies

    Pics or GTFO!!!! :D
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    Trust No One!

    Ryker was a waste of skin?? The continuum wanted to recruit him to their ranks. Do you presume to know more about him than an omnipotent being sir??!! :mad: Yeah...that is cool as hell that it is Sir Patrick Stewart now :thumbsup:
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    Should I Wipe Front To Back or Back To Front?

    One handed too..Impressive for sure!!! :bowdown:
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    self blowjob

    This thread ceased being about the troll with post number................2!! :rofl: It's alright though...soon he will be begging to get ****** again :thumbsup:
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