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Really? I prefer to **** in the shower.

I guess we just have to encourage your voters to cheat, and vote from more than one device every day. It seems to be working for other people in the contest, and they have no reprimands or anything. Rules don't matter! Well done, FreeOnes!

The Hobbit. :(

First, it's their, not there. Second, you don't really get how this thread works, do you?

No response from the admins, and the cheater is in the finals. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll see how the admins respond, won't we?

Ha. Well, I'm going to apply as much pressure as I can. Which is none. Things are looking up!

Won't it be interesting to see if the admin of FreeOnes have ANYTHING to say about this when they get back to their offices on Monday?

On the dark side of the moon, there is located the secret base for the Moon Jews that Will E Worms hates so much. It's directly beside the "Black Muslims Against Jesus" headquarters, and President Obama was born between the two. He's the offspring of a gay black couple and a female Jewish...

Heh. Thanks! :hatsoff:

Yes, but for some inexplicable reason, it needs to happen for four hours.

:1orglaugh zdenka jizzed his pants reading this post.

Good work, zdenka. Your stupidest thread to date. It must take you a long time to come up with this bullshit. Why don't you accept what you are, and go suck on a great big dick somewhere?

If these pics don't get you to vote for her, you're clearly gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Yeah. You're pretty classy. Posts like this are why I'm giving votes to you.

South Africa is a safe place for anyone to visit.

Yeah. Windows 8 is a plot of the government to steal your information. That's what's going on.

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You may be proud of this, but I believe this officially pushes you past the line of "creepy old guy."

Good grief. I need clean drawers. You're hot.

Good rule, but please, take your thumb out of my butt.

I'm pretty good with paint. I'll spend hours painting your body to look like that. I know, I know. It's a sacrifice, but one I'm willing to make.

I'm pretty sure he meant to say Manchester United Kilt. It's a football team, and they have a particular tartan. He wants to see you in his team's colours. Perhaps this will satisfy him.

Wow, for once the douchenozzle has a good idea. You in body paint would be awesome.

You just know that this is going to end up bad for the people of North Korea - sanctions, or sustained bombing. Good work, dictator bastard.

I'm already aroused, and I haven't even seen it yet.

Not an answer to the questions above.

Wow. Let's reflect: The press, the government, and hundreds to thousands of emergency personnel lied about many ******** being shot and ******. The stories in the media were completely fabricated, the grieving parents, funerals, and public response were all faked.

To be fair, the heels and panty hose help.

Oh, I've already got a spicy little number. Matching stilettos, too.

Wow. Let's just reflect for a moment: Someone believes the American Administration conspired to **** a bunch of ******** to further an agenda.

It's a well known fact that in Australia, men often greet each other by cupping each others scrotums gently, and kissing each other on the ear. It's squallumz paradise.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/03/07/north-korea-cancels-peace-deal.html Holy ****, terrible things are going to happen in the Koreas, and the only people who are going to get damaged are innocent civilians.

I can honestly say that I'm doing nothing whatsoever to prepare for Round 3. I suppose I should wax.

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Heh. Thanks.

She got an eyeful.

This post follows the philosophical trend of the German Modernists: we are on a forward-only line of progress, and each of us serves a (A, just one) purpose to forward that progress. I find the very premise flawed. I don't believe any of us serves one particular purpose in life. I think we...

So in the Netherlands there is a little known custom when you go into someone's house for the first time. It is customary to **** in their bathroom, very first thing, and not flush. This gives the owners of the house a chance to inspect the ****, and determine if they are going to continue the...

These are all pictures or collections of pictures I find online. I don't publish my own stuff.

Heh. Thanks! :hatsoff:

It's almost like Mr. Paul thinks he is a real politician.

yeah.

Why?

You're cold. Just a cold, sick fuck. Shiny head, though.

Only New Jersey, fake tans, and the Kardashians exist for him, Roald.