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Holdol's got it! H

Just looks like she needs the back of a hand. H

I think that's nasty.

Divided We Stand, Superchief, and Albino Spiders (All three bands can be found on myspace!) Great rock and roll! H

You could spend that all on one ***! HK, baby! H

ONLY 35,000 years?

Actually, when I go to buy the ***, I'll take it home that day. What I have to wait for is the permit to purchase it. There's a 2-3 week delay on those so they can check background, criminal history, etc. H

I said "other" because the answer "wherever" wasn't there. It's very much a mood thing, from scene to scene for me. The facial thing is really overdone, though. H

Here ya go, Marlo! http://crime.about.com/od/gunlawsbystate/p/gunlaws_ga.htm There are some links on that page too, if the page itself doesn't answer your questions. H

2-3 weeks, actually.

I wonder if A++ is possible. She should talk to me after class. H

The translation is: "We are Japanese, bizarre, and gay" Hope this helps! :hatsoff:

She's showing everyone what he will not be needing in a matter of months. H

Well as I'd said in the other thread, there was a woman who had this plate on an SUV when I was a cop. Lucky for me, she wasn't very good at driving, so she met the business end of some tickets. Being a recently divorced guy at the time, I felt pretty good about it. H

Because I'm a hedonist, but I don't like T H

Yeah, this was already posted over in the funny pics forum, but it's a cool little trick. I'd like to see the video of him learning to do it. H

This chick is a blithering fucking idiot. By last count, after reading her own words- she's bi, and was born that way because people can be born that way, and so she is, but she would never ***** with a bi chick because they ***** with men (!) and they'r dirty, so she's engaged to one, but...

His body hasn't started to decay yet. It's still buffering.

If you're willing to starve yourself because you want Britney Spears to perform in your town? Maybe the rest of us are better off without you. H

Oh yeah, I did that when I first went there. If you don't click to see the older posts, you're missing out on some truly hilarious ****. But the one called 'The Wonder Years'... Those people are fucked up. H

Maybe you should rephrase that....

Good thing that's not *TOO* gay... :D H

Dude- you are not right... What the hell were you even searching to find something like that? :eek: H

Because you're entitled to a jury of your peers, not a jury that professionally hears cases. Regular folks, making the decision based on impartial evidence. H

Hilarious stuff there, Tunsty! Thanks for posting. H

Even camels are impressed.

Wasn't this just posted recently?

ok- clue time. It's an 80s movie, and the guy's character introduces us to a very iconic mask.

Won't matter soon- federal government is going to tax the crap out of soda. Enjoy.

So EVERYONE that drinks soda or coffee is unhealthy? And that's hardly the point. This is just another federal grab at everyone's money. And hey... If I want to be unhealthy, and ***** gallons of the **** every day- that's my choice. I should pay the price with higher health insurance...

Sure, you were excited when those evil smokers got theirs, and the government's jackbooted thugs rolled in to tax and ban them from existence. You cheered, you laughed, you thought "serves those dirty bastards right!" But now, I'm afraid, they've come for you, drinker of sugary soft drinks...

Got two new magazines for the wife's Sig 239 just the other day. Tomorrow is another day closer to the P220 coming home with me :D H

A little bit extreme, isn't it?

Why? Did YOU do it? Are you the one responsible for.... for.... What were we talking about again? :confused:

And whether he's trying to be funny, or trying to be cool, it is certain that he is one thing: a douche

****... like this is the grossest thing that any of us have ever seen... Whatever. Need I remind anyone of "Puddingfarts.com"? :throwup: H

Yeah, but can he do it *****?

ewww- no one should buy Miller Light. Buy good ****- and remember, you won't know what good **** is until you taste a LOT of them. :thumbsup: H

Gotta hold it sideways while applying mustard to your dawg.

Lord, I apologize......

I have to say, I've never really found Mr. Lawrence all that funny. And my god, sharks wouldn't be scared of that- they'd flock to it. H

Re: Would you lose interest in your favorite pornstar if you found out she did **** p Yes - and very quickly, too. I've actually lost interest in a number of porn stars after watching some videos of them and just thinking "Wow, not my thing" H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Good thing you're the first guy to think that, and express it, here in this thread. :hatsoff:

This guy should be fisted to death by the Incredible Hulk.

Well, sure you do, but this is that things in this thread that turn you OFF instantly. :hatsoff: H

Nope- not even close with Barbara Hershey. You guys need a clue?

Yeah, that seems totally ethical...

Does it preserve youth? H

Oh, the sheen! H

I was too.