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  1. hedonis

    I **** to shave my balls. Did you guys try depilation?

    And it's also about the 500th thread like this since I first came here. H
  2. hedonis

    Best looking girl with a dick in the mouth - top 10

    She does look good! And if you change the number 13 to anything from 01 to 18, there's a nice little set of here there. Thanks, Josado! H
  3. hedonis

    Porn stuff I'm sick of seeing

    I love threads like this where some guy bitches and whines about something, then isn't heard from again. I thought it was something he wanted to discuss... :dunno: H
  4. hedonis

    Ann Hathaway being held by an *****!

    It's the animatronic Liberace!!!! :eek:
  5. hedonis

    Couldn't Spluge on Better Seats?

    I think you meant "splurge"... :rofl: I had to look at that a few times, wondering why someone would be splooging on those seats at all. H
  6. hedonis

    You know he's Hardcore!!! Geeks will get this!!!

    You know, if I had a dollar for every one of these ridiculous, "I'm a gangster" photos I saw when I was a cop, I'd have retired even earlier than I did. Hey G-failure! Tough as nails. Lee press-on nails.
  7. hedonis

    Early Christmas

    On the left, yes. H
  8. hedonis

    What??? I said What???

    Are they just implying that you should have your iPod on at your wedding? Yeah, that would be the height of class, right there. H
  9. hedonis

    2 Things Wrong with this picture!

    Looks like a fat woman to me. But wtf is with the little ***? And what the hell is this event, anyway? H
  10. hedonis

    Stand closer to the razor next time!!!

    Maybe it's because I've been married forever, but this just doesn't wig me out that much. Maybe she'll get it later. Besides, you're not really looking at her armpit there. Part of that costume is a tan colored spandex-like material. You can see it all bunched up on her left shoulder...
  11. hedonis

    Twins

    Crotchless mesh thingies with tassles.
  12. hedonis

    Fuck...You've made the squad buddy!

    From some of the responses, a number of folks haven't seen it. I love that flick! H
  13. hedonis

    My Top 100

    Yum... Nina DePonca....
  14. hedonis

    Ever wish you could produce your own adult videos

    I actually have a small collection of my own home made porn. Some MFF, , some MFM, and just some of me with the Mrs. They are kind of poorly produced, and I'm campaigning for us to do another round of them. Wish me luck. No- I won't post them. :D
  15. hedonis

    Serenity or Colbert?

    But then, I myself am horrified at the very thought of the GOVERNMENT liquidating any private company's assets. Those companies should never have been given government (meaning in reality- the Peoples') money in the first place. They should have been allowed to go bankrupt. But to let the...
  16. hedonis

    Guess her muff...

    My good god, I hope not.... :eek:
  17. hedonis

    Clint Eastwood Westerns/Westerns in general...

    Fucking really? Fuck.... :moon:
  18. hedonis

    Do Girls that Smoke Turn You On? Or Off?

    As long as the girl is licking me, or bouncing up and down on me, she can smoke, or not. Up to her- I don't much mind. H
  19. hedonis

    Guess her muff...

    Never mind- I guess there ARE pages and pages and pages of them. :D
  20. hedonis

    Young libertines brown hair girl

    She's cute, but looks a bit younger than I like them. Nice vids! H
  21. hedonis

    My Top 100

    Yes, you have a LOT of time on your hands.
  22. hedonis

    Guess her muff...

    Now if only I had hours worth of this game, like solitaire. This game was too short. There needed to be pages and pages and pages of these! H
  23. hedonis

    motivational posters

    That one with the hitman monkey is actually one of those lolcat format things. Still, it's damn funny.
  24. hedonis

    lunch

    Yum... tuna....
  25. hedonis

    Look it's a Menelaus Blue Morpho, Morpho menelaus!!! Wow

    My favorite thing to do with butt butterflies is to smack them, and then tag and release them using my special protein chemical tag method. H
  26. hedonis

    She is so lucky to have those earrings!

    The internet- the only place left where clever slogans on T-shirts are funny.... I want to motor-boat her. H
  27. hedonis

    Lucky Bastard

    The only thing missing from the photo is her helmet with the little light on it, and her pick axe. But you know... who cares for either of them if it's love? She gets to spend lots of his millions, and he gets to fuck a hot blonde chick as long as he keep supplying her with cash. It's my...
  28. hedonis

    War is good for the economy, like ... err???

    But makes most motorists merely roll their eyes, and is forgotten by the time they get to work. :hatsoff: H
  29. hedonis

    Don't feed the kitty...

    Hey- where'd you get a picture of my cat? :eek: H
  30. hedonis

    Meat Pie

    That's awful, but hilarious at the same time! H
  31. hedonis

    Look behind you...

    If you're in that truck? I can't think of a worse thing than a bull elephant. But if you were on foot? I may be able to get away from him- but there's no way I could outrun any of the big cats, a pack of hyenas, etc. And there's not really any ******- even the elephant- who can catch you in...
  32. hedonis

    Why their shoes are so expensive!

    Is it wrong to say she's a butter face? :dunno:
  33. hedonis

    Bacon.

    You know... I love bacon. On a salad, on a burger, wrapped around a steak, etc. But squeeze bacon ranks right up there with "Baconaise" as just a bad idea. Very bad. H
  34. hedonis

    High dive

    Poor gal- she wouldn't want to dive into mine. :eek:
  35. hedonis

    New Street Fighter

    Ya know... If you're going to be in an outfit that tight, you may want to take the hedge trimmers to that massive shrubbery you're growing down there. H
  36. hedonis

    When you were in high school did you ever just want to...

    No. Given the fact that a four year difference in age is no big deal, I think it's not real often that you have a 19-20 year old high school student. Most seniors are 17 or 18, so dating a 14 year old girl? No biggie. H
  37. hedonis

    Guess her muff...

    Interesting, and some very HOT amateurs there! That chick in the bridal gown was great. Thanks for the post, CS! H
  38. hedonis

    Do you sometimes feel that porn is boring?

    There is just so much of it, and in this day and age with the internet, more TV than you can shake a stick at, magazines, movies, and so on, it's easy to find it to be overwhelming after a while. I used to LOVE to look at a good gallery or video of a DP, but now, there's so much of it- it...
  39. hedonis

    California's top court overturns gay marriage ban

    I'm sitting here in Iowa right now, and I have to tell you, on the issue of gay marriage... I don't care. It's one of the weird things my conservative friends don't like about my views. If gay people want to get married? So what? Let them now know the joys and thrills of divorce court...
  40. hedonis

    What pornstar has the sexiest nose?

    I was thinking this as well. Now people are just reeeaaching for ****. :rofl: Which porn star has the best pancreas? H
  41. hedonis

    LAMB OF GOD vs DEVIL DRIVER

    I thought you were talking about something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twzXR38CMWA H
  42. hedonis

    Porn stuff I'm sick of seeing

    While everyone else in the thread has really posted the best solution (to stop paying for it), I would like to remind you that yes, yes they do have the right to charge for it. They have the right to have as many levels of membership as they want, and if some bitter, angry guy is willing to pay...
  43. hedonis

    Have you ever given negative rep??

    Even since the last time I posted in this thread, I still don't give neg. rep out very much, if at all. One thing I've noticed with getting it is that it's usually gray, because it's some noob I've called out on reading the rules or I just hurt his little feelings by not thinking his favorite...
  44. hedonis

    Which TV character would you bang?

    I still gotta say Tina Fey as Liz Lemon from 30 Rock. Especially if we have the addition of the hot little blonde intern from the show as well. "I want to go to there" :D H
  45. hedonis

    Sasha Grey to star in THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE

    I saw her in an interview about the upcoming movie, and to my surprise!?!?!? She appeared coked out of her mind during the interview. Oh, coked out of her mind and arrogant as hell. :wave: H
  46. hedonis

    Is Jay Cutler being a little bitch?

    Was it two mistakes? I mean, they got a guy who has been a safe starter for the bears. Not necessarily great, but safe. They got two 1st round draft picks, and a third round draft pick. I fail to see where the Broncs made a mistake at all in this deal. It's not like this was a deal where...
  47. hedonis

    Could South Korea beat North Korea

    Technology-wise, South Korea's got the edge, and it's a big, sharp edge. South Korea has a lot of US weapons and weapon systems, while North Korea has a lot of really outdated equipment. But, you'll note that I said N. Korea has a LOT of really outdated equipment. It's outdated, but it works...
  48. hedonis

    meat curtains.....

    I don't know how much I like meat curtains, but I absolutely *LOVE* spelling, punctuation, and grammar. Here's a bunch of dots having a party for you: :partysml:
  49. hedonis

    "Ultimate" Obama Thread

    Is "Ultimate Obama" better than the one currently in office. If so, I approve the Ultimate Obama Thread.
  50. hedonis

    whose feelling very HOT right now

    Nah, it's only about 70 degrees in my house. I'm good. But thanks for asking. H
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