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And THIS, ladies and gents, is a guy that when faced with a life threatening situation, will suddenly start begging "god" and "Jesus" for all kinds of things.

Here you go- FIXED: http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2009-5/1339524/dscn5662a.JPG Enjoy.

I would use my hand, and then ask to see the manager, and then give him a great big handshake when introduced. H

Something really disturbing? :dunno: H

Yes, it's fake, but it would scare the hell out of me to find that thing in the bathroom. :eek: H

The movie I'm waiting for the most is the good one. I don't know what it's about, or who's making it, but it's the one that will be good. To that end, it won't be coming from Michael Bay. :hatsoff: H

Clearly you don't know my ex wife, or you'd have a different view. She could only have come from there....

Though 42% of those people admit that 27% of statistics have a 31% chance of being accurate. While not a viewer of shemale porn myself, there's nothing wrong with having it right here at Freeones. Remember that you always have the freedom to NOT click on links about she-males. :hatsoff: H

God doesn't run hell. That other guy does. :D But then, I don't really believe that either one is much more than mythology, so my answer is "no". I'm not sure how a guy who sits in his home, and watches people have sex so he can pleasure himself would burn eternally while some clown who...

Umm... each of these women has a thread devoted to them, and there are links on the freeones main page. Hell, I'd be surprised if there weren't numerous threads for each of these women in the Find your Favorite Babe forum. Search? :dunno: H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Nice new set!

Yeah, what a horrible statement from Ann Coulter. She should have said something about Pelosi's kidney's failing. That would have been *hilarious*

Oh oh oh! I've seen this one in the store. It's the "Jackass Gangsta Thug Wannabe with thumb up ass" Costume!

Celluloid??? :rofl: What a fucking tard. Celluloid is film. Maybe Cellulite? Der... H

Interesting device. I'd never have the need to open 24 at once, but hey, someone does. H

It's a pic from the club in Willow Oftgud's village! He's going to show her how much magic he has in his finger :rofl:

Is it just me or does it look like Chris Kattan? :dunno:

How about some other slogans? "Featuring the most women who **** men" "All dancers attached to gangbanging thug 'managers'" "You stand no chance without *******, crack, or weed, ***..." "You'll be helping these girls get through college- or raise 4 illegitimate ******** and buy weed- whatever."

"It's wacky. But it works" :rofl: Just noticed that on the ad. How ghey is that? H

Redhead in morning, Hedonis is horning. H

He's reaching in for the ********** soaked rag. His friend who can drive is ready with the car. The garage has already been set up to shoot their "Tomb Raider" fan film. Derpe derpe derrr H

Looks like she's going to have to do some serious, big time monkey spanking! H

Ah humans... great experimenters. I'm sure these lasted a very short time, which is ironic for such a long cigarette. :rofl: H

Doesn't have his name on it anywhere- he has no say in it. H

Or *its* face. :eek: Poor snake.

Yes, those women make me want to start ********- not stop. H

They went outside and talked to people.

My goodness she's beautiful! Saw her bikini pics on the front page, and loved them thoroughly! H

Nice gallery, Skateboard P!

One of the sons was "Chip"

I gotta remember that "I put on my robe and wizard hat" I laugh every time I read that. H

So you like her collection of wrinkled faces as she is repulsed by cum? Or her totally feminine fart technique?

No dude, seriously. There is a group on facebook devoted to being glad George W. Bush is not president anymore. Holy hotcakes is that sad... And from the same folks whose political wing has a website called "moveon.org" :confused: H

I find this FAR less fucked up than some ****** rights organizations putting pictures from slaughter houses in advertisements. Just sayin' H

That's the 'Low 1', or maybe the 'Low 3' depending on the size of your hand.

#3 Hulk Hogan and Mr. T

Wow, I hope this was a few years ago, with all the "aight" in it.

The title? "I was chased by a bear"

Yep- that's a pretty nice rear!

Nicely done- cyber sex is ridiculous.

"Hmmm... yes, I do believe I WOULD tap that!" She has incredible legs! H

Yeah, while I think a 34 year old guy trying to cyber a 14 year old girl is disgusting, she should never have engaged him in the conversation in the first place. I think they'd have trouble getting that to fly, legally. It's an electronic chat, so she has the option (often) to block or ignore...

He's like "Yeah, whateva... I'm having a smoke."

That's just wrong. How would you like to be a dude ramming your Johnson in and out of Homer's mouth? Eww..

"Don't worry. I'll do it myself" :rofl: H

Yeah, but it's still flippin' hilarious!

Maybe he was looking for the longer question: "Can there seriously be anyone who thinks Paris Hilton isn't a whore?" :hatsoff:

This is what happens when you're a dumbass that doesn't listen when told not to fuck around. They should have made him wear that chair around like that all day to serve as a warning to others not to be morons. And to embarrass the fuck out of him so he won't do it again.

Both of those were pretty funny.

Re: DEADLOCK! U Will All ORGASM Just By Seeing These 2 Gals! I can't choose! HELP ME And lo! The original poster has not returned to this thread after such a desperate plea to help him. The tone and wording say juvenile. And to the OP: Don't use the word 'literally' unless you really mean...