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How the hell old is this dude, and why couldn't you go to one or the other's home if you're both adults? If you are, in fact, NOT an adult, I recommend you: a. Stop going to porn message boards b. Stop having sex or you'll populate the earth with more people who will have sex in trucks. If...

I think the worst day of the week would have to be the one where I get shot in the head. Or maybe the one where someone takes a wheat threshing machine to my balls. Yeah, those are pretty bad days of the week....

Clint Eastwood's latest, "Gran Torino"- Damn good movie. The writing, the acting, the pacing- everything is right on. Found it to be a nice mix of chuckles, "Fuck yeah!" moments, and even a little bit of man ****** on my part. Very, very good movie. H

But Namreg- don't you see the problem? What business does this idiot president of ours have in meddling with PRIVATE industry at all? GM were fools for taking federal money. The federal government can't manage or run itself efficiently. It needs to get the fuck out and stay the fuck out of...

Do you realize you replied to a post that was 3 and a half years old? Just checkin H

Oh that is tough. I have to go with Picard, but old James T. is hard to beat in some respects. Picard didn't nail nearly one of every female being encountered throughout the universe. And he didn't say "Spaaahhhhck..." And he certainly didn't say: http://www.khaaan.com/ H

I got a chuckle from that. Is the word "Debauchy" even a word? Mr. Spellchecker says no. :rofl: I think they meant debauchery, but it didn't fit in the space they had allotted. However.... nice pics, Darkman! H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M Welcome to Freeones, Shields! :hatsoff: If you look through this thread, and Crissy Moran links at Freeones, you'll find she did a bunch of hardcore. I can't say specifically about the one your asking about, but look through that stuff and see if you can find it. H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Gents- Just before responding to your tired opinions on Nikki, which are hardly groundbreaking in any respect, I did a check. There are currently 5,881 threads in the "Find your favorite babe" forum here on Freeones. Maybe, just maybe...

Aris, a great lager out of Greece. Smooth. I can ***** about seven and start to get all silly before I've even realized it. H

Re: Are our usernames our names? Are they our personalities? IRL would we use 'em eas I'm Herman Lifschitz

Well, I suppose if her hobby included using a hacksaw on the limbs, and dissolving the "problems" in barrels of acid, that might put me off. If one of her hobbies was restraining men so she could strike their scrotum with a large mallet? Sure, I might have to shy away from that one. But...

Yes Chef. Creepy as hell. I had a case like this as a cop. Guy kept trying to hook up with this chick, and three arrests, and four no-contact orders later, we arrested him again for calling her from a payphone. In his car was duct tape, extension cords, a bunch of knives, a ball gag...

This is why most modern movies suck hairy, dingleberry-encrusted ass these days. Aesthetically pleasing turds. "Sure it stinks, and stained the floor, but MAN were those peanuts glorious!" :hatsoff: H

And that, boys and girls, is why Freeones has no rivals.... :bowdown: H

Nice set of links! Thanks! H

If everyone is single, and no one has any rings on any fingers, and no one has made any commitment to anyone else- game on, sir...

Yeah, but I doubt he's anyone's boss. Seems more like a follower. What a miserable little ****. Should have gotten a "correction" at the hands of a dog pile of Jewish wedding guests. H

I thought this thread was about the city of Houston needing more plastic surgery. I never much cared for the porn star Houston. H

What a great endorsement to get! Of course, we have to be honest here that all leaders probably get an endorsement from someone they'd rather not claim. :D

No no... here's how to lose your job in 14 characters- just start a memo to the boss that reads: Dear Cocksucker I doubt he or she will need to read much beyond that :hatsoff: H

Would I ride that ass? Yes. Is it the hottest ass ever? No. H

I've hit a ceiling a time or two :D H

This is impossible. Absolutely impossible. In addition to making flowers bloom when he passes by, and couples fall in love when he smiles, Obama was supposed to make the world all better just by getting elected. Both Islamic tyrants and Sawed off, loud mouthed South American communist...

Dude- really???? REALLY??? A subject that has been beaten to death, de-fibbed back to life, and beaten to death again. Try using the search function to find any of the other 900 annoying threads about this topic. Search--- it helps you find things.

Nice! That third video was really hot! H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates Well, sure, I think there are a lot of people that would like to see her do *something* different, no doubt. I think this is a problem that isn't unique to her, though. I think repetition in the adult world is everywhere. I mean... how worn...

She looks like a ***** woman. I'm not sure why her pussy wouldn't be good to eat. :dunno: H

I remember it as being smurfalicious. An essential part of a smurfly balanced smurf, fortified with vitamins and minerals to help you smurf all day long. Smurf! H

I think you should seek counseling:hatsoff: Seriously though, both of those links were pretty damn annoying. I never see stuff like that unless it's posted here. H

His dick has been Euro-sealed so it will be fresh later. H

Re: Crissy Moran / Crissy M That's definitely not Crissy Moran. I thought it looked a bit like Aurora Snow, but not really sure who it is. Nice vid, just not Crissy. H

Re: Next Door Nikki /Nikki Sims/Nikki's Playmates People posting saying that is also old. You could always just... not click on her thread.

Well, the money-sucking leeches will be making two movies out of "The Hobbit". Never mind that it's a book shorter than any of the "rings" trilogy. I was so looking forward to "The Hobbit" as a movie made by the same folks who did the LOTR trilogy, until I'd read that they are going to make...

Lucas' biggest problem is that he just has himself surrounded by "yes" men, and there's no one who will tell him things like: "That *** you want to play 12 year old Anakin is annoying as hell and a bad actor" "The dialog sounds wooden" Or really anything else besides "Oh, you are the best...

She looks very beautiful and very slippery in those pics! H

Linda Hamilton's not in Hercules in New York. H

And hopefully she'll never, ever ever get a big pair of fake tits strapped onto her. She is perfect just the way she is! H

Very good saying. I try to go ahead into the unknown- especially sexually- within reason. H

No- overrated would have to mean that someone would rate them high. I don't think that's been an issue with those two clowns. Snoop Dog was another one that I heard endless amounts of worship over, and then when I actually listened to some of his "genius", I just kind of raised an eyebrow and...

Are you kidding? :D Some guys on here think it's gay to DP a beautiful woman, because their balls might accidentally slap. :rofl: I've had it done on me by wife/gf, and never had better orgasms than that! H

Given the year "Scarface" came out, I'd say that was an A1, and it has the M203 grenade launcher under the barrel. Jason's *original* original outfit was a pair of swimming trunks (in the first movie) :D Not sure if Ari still has them. His outfit was different in 2, then different again in 3...

Yes, and get rid of anyone in an orgy or gangbang scene who just wanders in and stays clothed to watch the action. I've seen that a few times, where there's a massive orgy going on, and there's some idiot fully clothed standing around having a Zima and watching. Get in the game, or get the...

There's another improvement to porn I thought of, and I just noticed it when watching three different videos last night. How about 20 minutes or so LESS of "the set up", meaning, wandering around and pretending to find a woman that you didn't pay to be in the video. Or sitting around talking...

It does really seem now like they're just making an attempt to be the show that has been on the air the longest, rather than committing to honestly good stuff. I've got a friend who is a Simpsons nut, and when he watched the latest of them at work the other night, we were both kind of thinking...

Can't be- Mysterion went to visit Kyle to get his help doing background checks. But when they "unmasked" him, it looked basically like almost every Southpark ***'s face, and you couldn't see any hair :D I would guess Stan or Craig. He also didn't talk once unmasked. H

Huh? I was talking about a character on the cartoon Southpark called "Mysterion", who they didn't reveal the true identity of. H

Just got done watching the new Southpark, and I was so glad that they didn't actually say who Mysterion was. Any guesses? Oh, and I was doubly glad to see Professor Chaos and General Disarray make a return too. :D H

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Further up on this page (Post #330) Chef ChiTown posted three marinades. I think they are just included here in this thread. H